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uomoillusorio
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Hi, I'm Jer 😉👋 He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈 New here.
🔹️Gamer🔹️Fitness🔹️PokeTCG🔹️Anime
🍑 And my abs & booty (NSFW!). 😉🔞
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Sunday morning coffee vibes ☕️
Hi 👋🏼
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I can basically crack walnuts between my thighs at this point. 🌰 Has a useful application or two 💅🏻😇 #Hevy #gayfit #gaygym #gymsky #fitsky
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 videogames
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
You know what helps to cope with 2026? Lifting heavy things, and sweating and exerting, and feeling good afterward. #Hevy #gay #gayfit #gymsky #fitsky #nakedgym
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ice storm? "Snoooow" Problem 😉🥁😇 #badpuns #hevy #gayfit #gaygym #gaysky #fitsky
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Drop your favorite starter:
Was never really a competition for me
🔥❤️
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Me with most of my coworkers 💅🏻
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
First of '26 in the bag 🍑
#hevy #fitsky #gayfit #gymsky
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Y'all ❤️

Spend more quality time in 2026 naked with your friends

We've all earned it 🙌🏻

Normalize casual nudity 🙌🏻
Normalize quality time 🙌🏻
Should I go to the nude beach with friends tomorrow or take a gummy and zonk the fuck out and enjoy stupid tv?
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Drop someone blonde.
January 2, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
And on the subject of fitness... I'm joining the Whoop family for 2026. Looking forward to all of that juicy health data and understanding my body more. Will be happy to share my thoughts on using it this coming year 💪🏻 #gymsky #fitsky
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Not bad for starting tracking in April of last year... Already looking forward to the gains of 2026 💪🏻
#hevy #gymsky #fitsky #gay #gayfit
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Inexplicably drawn to purchase this in the supermarket, can't fathom why
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Last thirst posts of 2025? Last thirst posts of 2025. 🙌🏻 Bring on 2026! #gaymer #gaysky #gayfit #gayfitness #gay
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Who did red better, Victini or Cory? 🔥🙌🏻💯
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Burpeeing the fuck right out of 2025 #gymsky #hevy #fitsky #gayfit
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
2020's Heated Rivalry did it just as well imo 💅🏻🔥💀
#Hades #Zagreus #Thanatos #ThanZag
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have forgotten what a triumph of storytelling #Hades is. And the voice acting!! Such a treat to play through again. ❤️‍🔥
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Share a great female villain
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good heavens, how are you all so hot 🔥🥵
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Really, the best part of having workout buddies around the world is the rampant firing off of thirsty sexy sweaty post-workout photos at all hours around the clock

Endorphins are the best 🔥🙌🏻
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My afternoon is going straight to hell.
#Hades #gaymer
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM