uomoillusorio
@uomoillusorio.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Jer 😉👋 He/Him. 🏳️🌈 New here.
🔹️Gamer🔹️Fitness🔹️PokeTCG🔹️Anime
🍑 And my abs & booty (NSFW!). 😉🔞
More? SC: uomoillusorio
🔹️Gamer🔹️Fitness🔹️PokeTCG🔹️Anime
🍑 And my abs & booty (NSFW!). 😉🔞
More? SC: uomoillusorio
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Sound the gong! 🛎️ This week in #PokemonTGC a surprisingly tough single-prize Ancient Fighting deck. The new Solrock/Lunatone package draws cards, and Prof. Sada accelerates the discarded energy to your Ancient Pokemon. And suddenly with Bangles and Power Pros you're punching above your weight! 👊🏻💪🏻🏆
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sound the gong! 🛎️ This week in #PokemonTGC a surprisingly tough single-prize Ancient Fighting deck. The new Solrock/Lunatone package draws cards, and Prof. Sada accelerates the discarded energy to your Ancient Pokemon. And suddenly with Bangles and Power Pros you're punching above your weight! 👊🏻💪🏻🏆
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
👏LOUDER👏 for the people in the back
...also can I interest you in my influencer travelogue Insta 😂
...also can I interest you in my influencer travelogue Insta 😂
gay guys who post nonstop about their airline miles and airb&bs and euro trips and cruises and rewards points and loyalty programs
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
👏LOUDER👏 for the people in the back
...also can I interest you in my influencer travelogue Insta 😂
...also can I interest you in my influencer travelogue Insta 😂
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
For tourney time, we're rolling this time with Ethan's Ho-Oh/Armarouge with the new Mega Kangaskhan ex as additional draw support. Only 22 Pokémon you say? 😂 Let's see if this pile works... And how many Klefkis I can find 😜
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
For tourney time, we're rolling this time with Ethan's Ho-Oh/Armarouge with the new Mega Kangaskhan ex as additional draw support. Only 22 Pokémon you say? 😂 Let's see if this pile works... And how many Klefkis I can find 😜
I'm starting to collect my fitness photos and vids in one place, and so if anyone is interested, give a follow and I'll happily bring you in and follow back:
www.instagram.com/uomofit/
www.instagram.com/uomofit/
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm starting to collect my fitness photos and vids in one place, and so if anyone is interested, give a follow and I'll happily bring you in and follow back:
www.instagram.com/uomofit/
www.instagram.com/uomofit/
Finally someone who understands my life priorities 😂
It’s become increasingly obvious that I will absolutely not be finishing Final Fantasy Tactics before Dragon Quest I & II is released, and I’m also having major Pokémon FOMO right now. Someone please come handle all of my responsibilities for about three weeks, please, so I can catch up. 😅
October 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Finally someone who understands my life priorities 😂
True friendship makes you feel strong 💪
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
True friendship makes you feel strong 💪
Ah, it's been a great day all around - gay powers restored 💇🏻♂️, back in my happiest place in the whole world 🏋🏻, and my legs are appropriately shaking from the pounding they just took. Happy Monday 😘 #Hevy
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ah, it's been a great day all around - gay powers restored 💇🏻♂️, back in my happiest place in the whole world 🏋🏻, and my legs are appropriately shaking from the pounding they just took. Happy Monday 😘 #Hevy
700 dollars later at the fetish store... 🙈😂
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
700 dollars later at the fetish store... 🙈😂
Guess Who's Coming to Bollocks 👀
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Guess Who's Coming to Bollocks 👀
Current Status: Terribly busy 📚⛱️🌊
October 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Current Status: Terribly busy 📚⛱️🌊
October 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Another in the popular continuing series entitled "Jer drinks morning coffee in various bedrooms"
Whose bedroom will be featured next? 😂
Whose bedroom will be featured next? 😂
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Another in the popular continuing series entitled "Jer drinks morning coffee in various bedrooms"
Whose bedroom will be featured next? 😂
Whose bedroom will be featured next? 😂
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Jer
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: Living in your phone
Interests: (Retro)gaming, Pokémon TCG, overly complicated multi-part epic novel series, symphonic music, European history, reaching new fitness goals
Vocation: professional cuddler
Name: Jer
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: Living in your phone
Interests: (Retro)gaming, Pokémon TCG, overly complicated multi-part epic novel series, symphonic music, European history, reaching new fitness goals
Vocation: professional cuddler
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Jer
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: Living in your phone
Interests: (Retro)gaming, Pokémon TCG, overly complicated multi-part epic novel series, symphonic music, European history, reaching new fitness goals
Vocation: professional cuddler
Name: Jer
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: Living in your phone
Interests: (Retro)gaming, Pokémon TCG, overly complicated multi-part epic novel series, symphonic music, European history, reaching new fitness goals
Vocation: professional cuddler
International flights are long and boring 😜
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
International flights are long and boring 😜
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If your quads and hammies aren't shuddering like you've just gone for a three-hour ride with a champion top whose shaft massages your g-spot with every movement... have you really done leg day? 😉
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If your quads and hammies aren't shuddering like you've just gone for a three-hour ride with a champion top whose shaft massages your g-spot with every movement... have you really done leg day? 😉
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
September 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
Set 'em up, knock 'em down. Thanks as always for the strong support, #Hevyapp fam #Hevy
hevy.com/user/uomoill...
hevy.com/user/uomoill...
September 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Set 'em up, knock 'em down. Thanks as always for the strong support, #Hevyapp fam #Hevy
hevy.com/user/uomoill...
hevy.com/user/uomoill...