Have you heard the good news? Whispers (Kota Ibushi). Throws leaflets at you. Runs away.

If Princess Kenny wants Wendy’s, you have to take him to Wendy’s 🤷‍♀️

I understand Ibushi has returned home and it’s kicked Kenny’s damsel in distress mode into overdrive. But easy now! What next, come quickly Ibushi I’m on fire!!! In these very tiny shorts!!🔥 🩳

Oh, no hitty heady. That’s not fun.

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Also if you watch nothing else - watch the very end of the stream when Kenny goes from a noble victory speech to only wanting to pet the dog. Dog dog dog.

There may be few things more joyful than watching Kenny Omega sulking because his SF controller is broken. I recommend it.

I would like to introduce the Chuck Taylor test. When planning a wrestling match, the booker should ask the question: would this time be better spent on Chuck Taylor? 96% of the time the answer will be yes.

I would very much like to see ‘what’s in my bag’ videos with wrestlers.

I will never again say that Kenny Omega doesn’t know how to dress.

Most of my fantasy booking is about Frankensteining Kenny’s tag teams of the past. If we don’t get Golden Cowboys of Low Moral Fibre, then what is the point of professional wrestling??

Kenny Omega thought of the day. More grown men should be princesses.

I came here to drink Diet Coke and post obsessively about Kenny Omega. And I’m out of Diet Coke.