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i think i'm getting sick
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i think i'm getting sick
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Wizard parking cop "violators will be toad"
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Wizard parking cop "violators will be toad"
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
texted a girl i knew a long time ago for the first time in years and told her it was me and she goes "Collin from MySpace?"
yes..
yes..
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
texted a girl i knew a long time ago for the first time in years and told her it was me and she goes "Collin from MySpace?"
yes..
yes..
i worked at Arby's for 5 years we have had an abundance of sauce packets i am losing my fucking mind that i can't get a single horsey sauce packet the last like 5 times i've ordered from them
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
i worked at Arby's for 5 years we have had an abundance of sauce packets i am losing my fucking mind that i can't get a single horsey sauce packet the last like 5 times i've ordered from them
i wish life was more like a Cocteau Twins song
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i wish life was more like a Cocteau Twins song
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i need to try and get something done at work Saturday morning but i have no idea if/when this storm is going to hit lol
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i need to try and get something done at work Saturday morning but i have no idea if/when this storm is going to hit lol
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i've been following more artists on here and it's been refreshing
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i've been following more artists on here and it's been refreshing
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going to draw and i mean it this time
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
going to draw and i mean it this time
i stayed home from work because there's not much going on and i don't feel like going out there for a couple hours worth of stuff i can just double up on tomorrow and make a full day out of it. so i planned on being productive today and well it's dark and cold and dreary lol so nevermind!
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i stayed home from work because there's not much going on and i don't feel like going out there for a couple hours worth of stuff i can just double up on tomorrow and make a full day out of it. so i planned on being productive today and well it's dark and cold and dreary lol so nevermind!
just remembered the Fantasy Life update came out last month so i'm trying that now
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
just remembered the Fantasy Life update came out last month so i'm trying that now
i need loaded tater tots or i might actually perish
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
i need loaded tater tots or i might actually perish
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just remembered the time i got caught with weed in like 2008 (by cops) and had to go to a drug abuse class and like half the class was people i went to high school with and the entire class was there for weed and the teacher talked about everything but weed lol
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
just remembered the time i got caught with weed in like 2008 (by cops) and had to go to a drug abuse class and like half the class was people i went to high school with and the entire class was there for weed and the teacher talked about everything but weed lol
sending feet pics to a girl... what kind of bizarro world is this...
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
sending feet pics to a girl... what kind of bizarro world is this...
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rushed handwriting jumpscare
June 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
rushed handwriting jumpscare
i would love to see all your funny home videos
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
i would love to see all your funny home videos
watching America's Funniest Home Videos (1992). this was Tiktok back then
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
watching America's Funniest Home Videos (1992). this was Tiktok back then
the little cups of Pringles they sell are dogshit, they should honestly make the regular cans twice as tall
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
the little cups of Pringles they sell are dogshit, they should honestly make the regular cans twice as tall