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eliza🌸
@unsteadyyeti.bsky.social
um cheesed to meet you?
love my sister but she doesnt stop and think abt the welfare of animals in a reel before she sends me said reel so i always gotta be like “why is that red panda in a house? why is that monkey wearing baby clothes?”
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
sophie thatcher makes music????
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
theyre almost the same height thats so funny.. did the dek costume involve platforms..
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
guy with harry potter tattoo said “why not?” when i told him i dont like harry potter after he asked if i played that game. brother i dont think youre ready for this conversation
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
tha sisters
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
referring to dek w she/her bc her relationship w her dad is SO BAD its daughtercoded and u would not be able to tell w a yautja i bet. if there is crazy sexual dimorphism im rejecting that you cannot tell me theyd have boobs. this guys offspring is nawt breastfeeding
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
thia bringing up a picture of a wolf to show dek on (advanced ipad) and for the next day dek is moping around the ship n thias like “ur sad :( whats wrong?” n she goes “i thought a wolf would look cooler”
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
peppy robot that loves to infodump animal facts… they could never make me hate you
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
predator badlands movie of the year
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ive never aeen this movie but this looks like someones first attempt at drag on halloween when they have a $75 amazon giftcard and no style
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ines if she had a sense of humor
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the raider boss lesbian communist physicist from falloutshow is so hot . if she asked me to raid a vault id offer to raid two
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
me saying a character should have a big forehead
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is whats going on in my head when i make ur drink. btw.
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i lov e when ppl import video game models into mmd and make them do a silly dance like a jester . wait are there vtmb ones
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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how it feels being broke stupid and ugly
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
one of the cats knocked the shared litter box over and got litter everywhere -_-
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
started crying laughing at work bc i thought abt fat puppies too hard
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
at work for a 9hr day and i think if one more person interrupts me im going to start eating people
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
coworker tried to tell me the species name of the predators from the titular series was “okja” no i dont think thats true i think thats the pig
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
its so funny voting in a small community bc u go to the church and A Guy From The Ballot is there like are you gonna vote for me 👁️👄👁️
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i made a drink for the cute printer repair tech at work n they CALLED the store to talk to me and tell me it was the best one theyve had
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
ough i left my empty kettle on the stove accidentally and the inside burned and cracked so idt its safe to use… it was so cutie thats a shame
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
remembering i used to explore the entire level map before proceeding in pkmn mystery dungeon. what was wrong with me
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
someone was the whiteboy from sinners last night and the bartender goes “ who let you in here?” n he laughed n the bartender was like “wait that sounded really mean if i guessed your costume wrong”
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM