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Dad had a meeting cancelled, want to grab lunch, boy?
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When Dad is changing out of sweaty sports clothing, and you walked by the cracked door at just the right time

#dad #jock #classicJock
August 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can dad get a midday belly rub? Be a sport
August 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Brief tease for Tighty Whitey Tuesday
July 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Dad in between meetings. Should probably be dusting the mirror but this was more fun
July 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Paused in game DS2 graphics are a mood
June 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Won't let me add the video of me shaking my ass so I guess ill just post a screenshot and you'll have to watch it on OF later
January 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Happy Tuesday from dad in between meetings
June 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me watching 2 influencers dancing in front of a live mushroom cloud
June 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Relaxing a bit at the end of lunch
June 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Throwback of dad in the kitchen for a late night snack
June 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You came home to find big bro after practice, crashed out in your shared room.

#bigbro #jock #sleeping
May 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wanna play some games before bed little bro?
May 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Throwback serving beefy gorilla vibes 😂🐻
September 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
You had a bad dream, boy? Come and sleep with papa
April 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How your dad works. Listen, they can only see the shirt and up. They'll never know. Now can you rub dad's belly a little bit?
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A throwback for this TWT
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hey buddy, you see where that Allen key went?

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*pfffft pfffft* Earth to Boy, this is Dad from Cape Canaveral, please respond. Over.
April 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A pair of Hanes Special Edition that a buddy gave to me. His initials are Sharpied into the tag. I wish I had more of his undies to wear and sweat into while doing housework.
April 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What's that boy? Oh. It does that when a man is relaxed. Briefs are good for controlling it, and that's why Dad wears them.
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey son, help me out with this caulk?

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I said "caulk", numb nuts! Stop messing around.
April 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sweaty from building Ikea after moving
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Boyyyy! Come help your dad shave the back of his head. Don't touch his back or belly
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
When you went to your friend's house and his dad walked around in his underwear
February 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM