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Dad had a meeting cancelled, want to grab lunch, boy?
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dad had a meeting cancelled, want to grab lunch, boy?
When Dad is changing out of sweaty sports clothing, and you walked by the cracked door at just the right time
#dad #jock #classicJock
#dad #jock #classicJock
August 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When Dad is changing out of sweaty sports clothing, and you walked by the cracked door at just the right time
#dad #jock #classicJock
#dad #jock #classicJock
Can dad get a midday belly rub? Be a sport
August 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can dad get a midday belly rub? Be a sport
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Brief tease for Tighty Whitey Tuesday
July 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Brief tease for Tighty Whitey Tuesday
Dad in between meetings. Should probably be dusting the mirror but this was more fun
July 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Dad in between meetings. Should probably be dusting the mirror but this was more fun
Paused in game DS2 graphics are a mood
June 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Paused in game DS2 graphics are a mood
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Won't let me add the video of me shaking my ass so I guess ill just post a screenshot and you'll have to watch it on OF later
January 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Won't let me add the video of me shaking my ass so I guess ill just post a screenshot and you'll have to watch it on OF later
Happy Tuesday from dad in between meetings
June 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy Tuesday from dad in between meetings
Me watching 2 influencers dancing in front of a live mushroom cloud
June 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me watching 2 influencers dancing in front of a live mushroom cloud
Relaxing a bit at the end of lunch
June 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Relaxing a bit at the end of lunch
Throwback of dad in the kitchen for a late night snack
June 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Throwback of dad in the kitchen for a late night snack
Wanna play some games before bed little bro?
May 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wanna play some games before bed little bro?
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Throwback serving beefy gorilla vibes 😂🐻
September 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Throwback serving beefy gorilla vibes 😂🐻
You had a bad dream, boy? Come and sleep with papa
April 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You had a bad dream, boy? Come and sleep with papa
How your dad works. Listen, they can only see the shirt and up. They'll never know. Now can you rub dad's belly a little bit?
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How your dad works. Listen, they can only see the shirt and up. They'll never know. Now can you rub dad's belly a little bit?
A throwback for this TWT
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A throwback for this TWT
Hey buddy, you see where that Allen key went?
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*pfffft pfffft* Earth to Boy, this is Dad from Cape Canaveral, please respond. Over.
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*pfffft pfffft* Earth to Boy, this is Dad from Cape Canaveral, please respond. Over.
April 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey buddy, you see where that Allen key went?
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*pfffft pfffft* Earth to Boy, this is Dad from Cape Canaveral, please respond. Over.
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*pfffft pfffft* Earth to Boy, this is Dad from Cape Canaveral, please respond. Over.
A pair of Hanes Special Edition that a buddy gave to me. His initials are Sharpied into the tag. I wish I had more of his undies to wear and sweat into while doing housework.
April 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A pair of Hanes Special Edition that a buddy gave to me. His initials are Sharpied into the tag. I wish I had more of his undies to wear and sweat into while doing housework.
What's that boy? Oh. It does that when a man is relaxed. Briefs are good for controlling it, and that's why Dad wears them.
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What's that boy? Oh. It does that when a man is relaxed. Briefs are good for controlling it, and that's why Dad wears them.
Hey son, help me out with this caulk?
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I said "caulk", numb nuts! Stop messing around.
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I said "caulk", numb nuts! Stop messing around.
April 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey son, help me out with this caulk?
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I said "caulk", numb nuts! Stop messing around.
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I said "caulk", numb nuts! Stop messing around.
Sweaty from building Ikea after moving
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sweaty from building Ikea after moving
Boyyyy! Come help your dad shave the back of his head. Don't touch his back or belly
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Boyyyy! Come help your dad shave the back of his head. Don't touch his back or belly
When you went to your friend's house and his dad walked around in his underwear
February 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
When you went to your friend's house and his dad walked around in his underwear