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@unplussed.bsky.social
i have licked the static off the face of the earth
i have known nothing but love
i will see you when you stumble into the sky,
too high to speak,
never to return 💕💫🔭
i have known nothing but love
i will see you when you stumble into the sky,
too high to speak,
never to return 💕💫🔭
[hoping to catch a topologist] i swear my fitted bedsheet turns into a fucking klein bottle every time i run it through the dryer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[hoping to catch a topologist] i swear my fitted bedsheet turns into a fucking klein bottle every time i run it through the dryer
if you ever worry about acting “too confident,” just remember:
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
if you ever worry about acting “too confident,” just remember:
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
new startup pitch, the Temperature Gradient minifridge: dedicated wine shelves (warmer) at the top and dedicated ice cream shelves (colder) at the bottom (it’s actually just a cheap minifridge with bad amazon reviews)
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
new startup pitch, the Temperature Gradient minifridge: dedicated wine shelves (warmer) at the top and dedicated ice cream shelves (colder) at the bottom (it’s actually just a cheap minifridge with bad amazon reviews)
therapist: to start feeling better, how about…doing the things you want to do?
me: wtf no i just want to be miserable
therapist: okay! to feel more comfortable while you’re miserable, how about…doing the things you want to do?
me: damn that’s such a good idea
me: wtf no i just want to be miserable
therapist: okay! to feel more comfortable while you’re miserable, how about…doing the things you want to do?
me: damn that’s such a good idea
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
therapist: to start feeling better, how about…doing the things you want to do?
me: wtf no i just want to be miserable
therapist: okay! to feel more comfortable while you’re miserable, how about…doing the things you want to do?
me: damn that’s such a good idea
me: wtf no i just want to be miserable
therapist: okay! to feel more comfortable while you’re miserable, how about…doing the things you want to do?
me: damn that’s such a good idea
“forget your balls and grow a pair of tits”
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“forget your balls and grow a pair of tits”
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
“we sent a login link to your email” is literally so adhdphobic
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“we sent a login link to your email” is literally so adhdphobic
hey real quick what’s the icd-10 code for “i wrote some contrived prose/poetry (prosetry?) about wanting to die but like. who’s to say it’s not a euphemism for doing drugs”
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
hey real quick what’s the icd-10 code for “i wrote some contrived prose/poetry (prosetry?) about wanting to die but like. who’s to say it’s not a euphemism for doing drugs”
fucking hate it when i ask which way the clocks are changing for dst then people clap back w/ “fall back down but i spring up again” or some shit
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
fucking hate it when i ask which way the clocks are changing for dst then people clap back w/ “fall back down but i spring up again” or some shit
you see: “there is no scientific evidence that [thing] works better than a placebo”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you see: “there is no scientific evidence that [thing] works better than a placebo”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
spotify pops up an ad for “duo” and i’m like wait how did you know i need an anonymous alt for all my extremely unfortunate public playlists
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
spotify pops up an ad for “duo” and i’m like wait how did you know i need an anonymous alt for all my extremely unfortunate public playlists
my contagion was ‘linux.’
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my contagion was ‘linux.’
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
⏻ every time I fall asleep, I wake up as the same person
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
⏻ every time I fall asleep, I wake up as the same person
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this