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A Confection of https://jamcat. (WIP)

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A Confection of jamcat.
Headcanon Portrayal of Colress Post-BW2
Threads below.
“Well, now, that's a difficult question... if only for one reason. I see you as someone, not something. So how exactly am I supposed to answer that honestly, no?”

A sigh, shaking his head slightly.

“Like minds, maybe? Similar circumstances? All I know is, that my black heart is yours.”

July 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jamcat
Every muse invited to therapy needs it but refuses to go.

These muses are mentally sound. *sips coffee*
July 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“...Elesa, look at me.”

Angling her chin up with a finger.

“I can't relate exactly. And I wouldn't try, because it wouldn't be fair. I have a different mind than you, just as you do me. But I, personally, don't believe you to be the kind of monster you think of yourself.”

July 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Go on. I'm always listening.
July 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think that would be for the best, yes.
July 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I meant at this exact moment.

You seem to be having a crisis.
July 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
...would you like me to stay?
July 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
That doesn't sound like it's a solution, either...
July 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No- no apologies, none.

In fact, I actually think talking might be the solution here.

Again.
July 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Head in hands.
July 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“And it's nice to meet you, as well. Regardless of the circumstances.”

“I promise you I'll take care of her. I mean, I would literally kill for her, if that's any indication. But that's also something she's helped me get away from.”

“You get the point.”
"Yeah. Regardless of what the tabloids say, I'm not some dumb blonde. And I'm Thea Swift, even though I know you've figured that out by now. Nice to meet the man in her life, officially, regardless of circumstances."
A little smile.

“Appreciated. And, I do apologize we had to meet so suddenly after the info-drop. Colress, by the way. But I take it you knew that by now, given how openly we've all been speaking.”
July 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A little smile.

“Appreciated. And, I do apologize we had to meet so suddenly after the info-drop. Colress, by the way. But I take it you knew that by now, given how openly we've all been speaking.”
[She brightened.]

I'm glad I didn't disappoint. I wasn't always the best girlfriend, but I care about El a lot. I wouldn't say anything to anyone that would put her at risk, so you can rest easy on that front.
...and, I have to say, I very much appreciate that.

You're exactly the kind of person I would trust with our shared past. Meaning her judgement was bang-on, thankfully.
July 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“Once upon a time. I despise the ‘bad guys’ now. Quite a lot, young one.”
@unovanscientific.bsky.social

"you smell like the bad guys..."
July 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Believe me, she's a treasure. Especially considering the circumstances of our initial meeting.

I've no intention of hurting her. Or letting anyone else hurt her, for that matter. I like to think that the current me is far better at following through with that than the me of the past.

And you're not that man now. At least, that's what El believes. So I want to believe her, too.

Because I might not be a retired criminal, but we'll have issues all the same if you end up being the kind of man who would hurt her.
I'm a man of science. And back then, I was also a man of data. Cold, calculated outcomes, and hard facts.

I was all logic, all drive.

To put it bluntly, I was dangerous. Not only to others, but to myself.
July 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
“Oh, the Pokémon. Like you weren't torturing them by causing undue duress in their trainers and them alike.”
|"one kid against what they do to large amounts. Not too mention the pokemon!! "|
“That's REALLY not helping your case, here.”
July 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“That's REALLY not helping your case, here.”
|"that is my kid not others!"|
“You would have raised your ‘prince’ in a lab if there wouldn't have been any negative impact on his relationship with Pokémon, and you know it.”
July 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm a man of science. And back then, I was also a man of data. Cold, calculated outcomes, and hard facts.

I was all logic, all drive.

To put it bluntly, I was dangerous. Not only to others, but to myself.
Oh? We all go through that, though I guess some of us make less drastic choices in that era. But making yourself someone you don't recognize, getting in over your head. That stuff is still relatable.
I'm going to be honest, I was a different man back then. Or, perhaps it's more accurate to say, I didn't know enough about myself to call my own bluff.
July 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“You would have raised your ‘prince’ in a lab if there wouldn't have been any negative impact on his relationship with Pokémon, and you know it.”
|"hey at least I am not like team rocket! Using kids as lab rats!"|
July 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'm going to be honest, I was a different man back then. Or, perhaps it's more accurate to say, I didn't know enough about myself to call my own bluff.
Gosh, you really lead with that part, don't you?

How did someone like you get wrapped up in Ghetsis and his shit?
Once again, I cannot comment.

That said, I feel anything but awkward around you. It's hard to feel awkward about anything when you're a literal war criminal turned husband.
July 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Once again, I cannot comment.

That said, I feel anything but awkward around you. It's hard to feel awkward about anything when you're a literal war criminal turned husband.
I'm. Not sure it's wise for me to get high at Elesa's place.

High Thea has some, er, muscle memory when it comes to her.
July 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
At this point, I'm convinced no drug cocktail could numb this cacophony.
July 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Reposted by —𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒

are the unovans okay

no, and it keeps getting worse.
July 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Reposted by —𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒
"Are the Unovans okay?"

Almost never, thanks for asking.
July 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You think I could think up the ridiculous, outlandish hypotheses I write up sober? Honestly, how many scientists do you think are actually in their right mind most of the time?
July 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM