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Universalt Pictures
@universalt.bsky.social
a oldest salty movie studio

joke/parody account
what happens if you put your fingers in a cup of water, does it disappear, find out on theaters.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 AM
well shit, we just discovered that we are going bankrupt, holy shit uhhhhhhhhhh, BAZINGA.
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
we are working on a movie about forks
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
the salty lorax has ran away, probably for the good as that thing burned down our competitor's HQ.
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
it appears lorax has gotten way too salty

i wonder why.
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
we are working on the "The Salty Lorax" movie currently, remember to always be salty.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
if you didn't find the pieces, that's because someone ate the rest, we instead made sodas extremely salty.

i don't really know who ate it as we didn't have cameras installed over at the Universalt Studios Hollywood.
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
we recently reinvented the wheel with salty popcorn and we made it even more saltier, because we are salty movie studio.

you can find pieces of reinvented salty popcorn on the floor of our theme park.
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
welcome to the world's saltest movie studio

we are salty
January 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM