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Imagine watermelons grew on trees
January 29, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Imagine watermelons grew on trees
It's crazy how the government has no clue how many pennies are currently in circulation. They don't know because I keep eating them 😋🤫
January 29, 2026 at 11:12 AM
It's crazy how the government has no clue how many pennies are currently in circulation. They don't know because I keep eating them 😋🤫
Whenever a company says they "gamified" something, they usually just mean they added an arbitrary score. Maybe a streak. If you isolated the "gaming" elements, such as by replacing the non-game parts sigh a simple button press, it would become clear how little it holds up on it's own
January 29, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Whenever a company says they "gamified" something, they usually just mean they added an arbitrary score. Maybe a streak. If you isolated the "gaming" elements, such as by replacing the non-game parts sigh a simple button press, it would become clear how little it holds up on it's own
If I ever start driving, I'm always going to park in the very back of parking lots. I can't imagine ever thinking that it's more convenient to do the parking hokey pokey than it is to walk an extra few seconds to the establishment
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
If I ever start driving, I'm always going to park in the very back of parking lots. I can't imagine ever thinking that it's more convenient to do the parking hokey pokey than it is to walk an extra few seconds to the establishment
I love in media where a character is mind controlled, but they still look good. I'm just imagining the villain controlling the character like "yeah, gotta make them put on eyeliner and buy a cool choker. This is a totally worthwhile use of my mind control powers." It's giving Sims energy
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I love in media where a character is mind controlled, but they still look good. I'm just imagining the villain controlling the character like "yeah, gotta make them put on eyeliner and buy a cool choker. This is a totally worthwhile use of my mind control powers." It's giving Sims energy
I don't like arguing with people if they ain't willing to pull up google in the middle of it to find the facts with me. Like, I'm not going to take your word on some study you claim exists. Pull it up. Give me a second to look at it before I include it into my understanding of the topic
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I don't like arguing with people if they ain't willing to pull up google in the middle of it to find the facts with me. Like, I'm not going to take your word on some study you claim exists. Pull it up. Give me a second to look at it before I include it into my understanding of the topic
Sometimes when I'm having trouble eating because depression, and all I can manage is random garbage thrown in a pot, I imagine my grandma is still here. I imagine she made the food and gave me the plate. I imagine she's trying so hard, and the food instantly becomes so delicious and warm and filling
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Sometimes when I'm having trouble eating because depression, and all I can manage is random garbage thrown in a pot, I imagine my grandma is still here. I imagine she made the food and gave me the plate. I imagine she's trying so hard, and the food instantly becomes so delicious and warm and filling
What pisses me off the most about Democrats not backing DHS funding is that they don't actually tie that opposition to any policy. No senator has said "I won't vote yes until I get this specific change." They all just use vague buzzwords like "guardrails," "transparency," or "responsibility"
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
What pisses me off the most about Democrats not backing DHS funding is that they don't actually tie that opposition to any policy. No senator has said "I won't vote yes until I get this specific change." They all just use vague buzzwords like "guardrails," "transparency," or "responsibility"
Bruh I saw a fan made Ai "live action" yugioh trailer, and tell me how they did all that slop just for it to look like bad cosplay? Even if it were real and not ai, it would get mocked out of existence, but they really thought they were cooking because its ai. It looks so bad for no reason
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Bruh I saw a fan made Ai "live action" yugioh trailer, and tell me how they did all that slop just for it to look like bad cosplay? Even if it were real and not ai, it would get mocked out of existence, but they really thought they were cooking because its ai. It looks so bad for no reason
One of the least realistic parts of the yugioh anime is characters winning by attacking with their most powerful monsters. Given the opportunity, real players will get you to your lowest, normal summon Effect Veiler, boost with an equip card, and use it to swing for game just because they can.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
One of the least realistic parts of the yugioh anime is characters winning by attacking with their most powerful monsters. Given the opportunity, real players will get you to your lowest, normal summon Effect Veiler, boost with an equip card, and use it to swing for game just because they can.
I'm struggling to find meaning in The Outer Worlds 2, but as it fires off shots in every direction, it winds up being neutral and longing for any real point to convey. It's a heavy-handed satire on... Everything, I guess? And I'd say it was pro unity between ideologies, but it satirizes that too
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I'm struggling to find meaning in The Outer Worlds 2, but as it fires off shots in every direction, it winds up being neutral and longing for any real point to convey. It's a heavy-handed satire on... Everything, I guess? And I'd say it was pro unity between ideologies, but it satirizes that too
Anyone: "Why don't you take a seat?"
(gestures towards a cheap chair with legs made of toothpicks and styrofoam)
My big self: "No thank you, I'd rather just stand, for... reasons"
(gestures towards a cheap chair with legs made of toothpicks and styrofoam)
My big self: "No thank you, I'd rather just stand, for... reasons"
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Anyone: "Why don't you take a seat?"
(gestures towards a cheap chair with legs made of toothpicks and styrofoam)
My big self: "No thank you, I'd rather just stand, for... reasons"
(gestures towards a cheap chair with legs made of toothpicks and styrofoam)
My big self: "No thank you, I'd rather just stand, for... reasons"
About to be mid-debate and hit my opponent with the nastiest "nuh-uh" of their life
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
About to be mid-debate and hit my opponent with the nastiest "nuh-uh" of their life
Sometimes it's weird to remember that consumer whales exist in all markets, not just gaming. Like, big streamers have people who are out here buying all the latest merch without fail or donating significantly more than the average viewer on a regular basis. Being a whale for a person is wild
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Sometimes it's weird to remember that consumer whales exist in all markets, not just gaming. Like, big streamers have people who are out here buying all the latest merch without fail or donating significantly more than the average viewer on a regular basis. Being a whale for a person is wild
Guys, I think I've been shadow banned ever since I posted about Diet Dr Hot Sauce. I wasn't getting any engagement before that either, but now the lack of engagement feels eerily mean spirited
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Guys, I think I've been shadow banned ever since I posted about Diet Dr Hot Sauce. I wasn't getting any engagement before that either, but now the lack of engagement feels eerily mean spirited
I don't understand people who use PCs for everything. Like "I can't wait to watch the latest markiplier video. Better boot up my entire computer." Or "Oh, gotta spend my energy in Fallen London. Let me head to my desk and situate myself with a keyboard and mouse"
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don't understand people who use PCs for everything. Like "I can't wait to watch the latest markiplier video. Better boot up my entire computer." Or "Oh, gotta spend my energy in Fallen London. Let me head to my desk and situate myself with a keyboard and mouse"
Do any of us gays actually fuck with Meghan Trainor? I've legit never seen any other gay person who does. She's always read to me like what straight people think queer culture is, but maybe it's just me. When she calls herself Mother, I just feel so baffled figuring out which one of us gave her that
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Do any of us gays actually fuck with Meghan Trainor? I've legit never seen any other gay person who does. She's always read to me like what straight people think queer culture is, but maybe it's just me. When she calls herself Mother, I just feel so baffled figuring out which one of us gave her that
"Frustrated Magnus Carlsen shoves cameraman after loss at World Rapid Championship"
Is the "shove" in the room with us right now?
Is the "shove" in the room with us right now?
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"Frustrated Magnus Carlsen shoves cameraman after loss at World Rapid Championship"
Is the "shove" in the room with us right now?
Is the "shove" in the room with us right now?
I think it's crazy how placeholder text and images in game development have always been intentionally noticeable and bad looking, but now leads think that using AI is better because it's not as noticeable and bad looking.
Like, guys, it was like that on purpose. That was the whole point!
Like, guys, it was like that on purpose. That was the whole point!
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I think it's crazy how placeholder text and images in game development have always been intentionally noticeable and bad looking, but now leads think that using AI is better because it's not as noticeable and bad looking.
Like, guys, it was like that on purpose. That was the whole point!
Like, guys, it was like that on purpose. That was the whole point!
Sometime I just want to swap bodies/brains with someone just for a day so I can figure out what my body experiences differently. Figure out how things are supposed to work, you know?
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sometime I just want to swap bodies/brains with someone just for a day so I can figure out what my body experiences differently. Figure out how things are supposed to work, you know?
You gotta live in the moment #YouGottaLiveInTheMoment
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
You gotta live in the moment #YouGottaLiveInTheMoment
Pronouncing the "uu" parts of "vacuum" and "continuum" the same way
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pronouncing the "uu" parts of "vacuum" and "continuum" the same way
My brain is like bread, and my thoughts feel like rotten butter being spread so thin over it that the knife scrapes and it pills up underneath
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My brain is like bread, and my thoughts feel like rotten butter being spread so thin over it that the knife scrapes and it pills up underneath
It blows my mind that there isn't an easy way to just get a particular sized box without spending a million dollars. I don't even care if it's plastic or cardboard. Just a box with very specific dimensions. How is this literally impossible?
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It blows my mind that there isn't an easy way to just get a particular sized box without spending a million dollars. I don't even care if it's plastic or cardboard. Just a box with very specific dimensions. How is this literally impossible?
Back in my day, if you wanted to obtain useless junk that cost 30¢ to make, was bought in bulk, and resold for 100x markup, you didn't just turn to dropshippers.
No, you went and bought overpriced garbage at the scholastic book fair directly from your elementary school. All wholesome like
No, you went and bought overpriced garbage at the scholastic book fair directly from your elementary school. All wholesome like
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Back in my day, if you wanted to obtain useless junk that cost 30¢ to make, was bought in bulk, and resold for 100x markup, you didn't just turn to dropshippers.
No, you went and bought overpriced garbage at the scholastic book fair directly from your elementary school. All wholesome like
No, you went and bought overpriced garbage at the scholastic book fair directly from your elementary school. All wholesome like