Jen Jelly 🦄 | 🐾🐾
@unicornjen.bsky.social
Glitter + Grit ✨ | Jackson’s human 🐾 | Outspoken & political 💥 | Left religion, kept my fire 🔥 | Loud for women & LGBTQ+ 🌈| You needed the wake-up| 49ers 🏈
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#StandAgainstTrump
#TacoMan
#RESIST
#WomenRights
#StandAgainstTrump
#TacoMan
#RESIST
So I’m not the only one that got my stimulus check today, right? 😭💀
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So I’m not the only one that got my stimulus check today, right? 😭💀
🦄 UBN Satire — BREAKING: Democrats trade their soul for a promise. Devil reportedly says, ‘Deal’s off, I only keep my word during election years.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
🦄 UBN Satire — BREAKING: Democrats trade their soul for a promise. Devil reportedly says, ‘Deal’s off, I only keep my word during election years.
🦄 UBN — BREAKING:
Trump explains journalism, CBS ownership, and election law in a single breath — experts still searching for the sentence structure. Grammar now filing for asylum. 💀📺
Trump explains journalism, CBS ownership, and election law in a single breath — experts still searching for the sentence structure. Grammar now filing for asylum. 💀📺
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
🦄 UBN — BREAKING:
Trump explains journalism, CBS ownership, and election law in a single breath — experts still searching for the sentence structure. Grammar now filing for asylum. 💀📺
Trump explains journalism, CBS ownership, and election law in a single breath — experts still searching for the sentence structure. Grammar now filing for asylum. 💀📺
Reposted by Jen Jelly 🦄 | 🐾🐾
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
Reposted by Jen Jelly 🦄 | 🐾🐾
A Story: It's a Wonderful Life in 2025
Please Lord, help the hungry people in America
Please God, stop Trump from hurting anymore people
Please God..." "Please Lord...
Angel1: Everyone is praying for help in America? I thought America was in good shape?
Angel2: It's Trump, he's killing people.
Please Lord, help the hungry people in America
Please God, stop Trump from hurting anymore people
Please God..." "Please Lord...
Angel1: Everyone is praying for help in America? I thought America was in good shape?
Angel2: It's Trump, he's killing people.
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A Story: It's a Wonderful Life in 2025
Please Lord, help the hungry people in America
Please God, stop Trump from hurting anymore people
Please God..." "Please Lord...
Angel1: Everyone is praying for help in America? I thought America was in good shape?
Angel2: It's Trump, he's killing people.
Please Lord, help the hungry people in America
Please God, stop Trump from hurting anymore people
Please God..." "Please Lord...
Angel1: Everyone is praying for help in America? I thought America was in good shape?
Angel2: It's Trump, he's killing people.
🦄 UBN — BREAKING:
Troops deployed, tear gas launched, democracy on mute.
Meanwhile the law asks: “Did you ask permission or just show up?”
Watch Portland. The answer matters. 💀🔥
ground.news/article/vide...
Troops deployed, tear gas launched, democracy on mute.
Meanwhile the law asks: “Did you ask permission or just show up?”
Watch Portland. The answer matters. 💀🔥
ground.news/article/vide...
Federal judge extends order blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops to Portland
A judge has extended her order blocking President Donald Trump from deploying any National Guard troops to Portland, Oregon, until Friday – keeping soldiers in the city in limbo as the legal showdown ...
ground.news
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
🦄 UBN — BREAKING:
Troops deployed, tear gas launched, democracy on mute.
Meanwhile the law asks: “Did you ask permission or just show up?”
Watch Portland. The answer matters. 💀🔥
ground.news/article/vide...
Troops deployed, tear gas launched, democracy on mute.
Meanwhile the law asks: “Did you ask permission or just show up?”
Watch Portland. The answer matters. 💀🔥
ground.news/article/vide...
Y’all complain about Utah like it’s the issue, but take a look around — the whole U.S. is off the rails.
Maybe it’s not about where we live, it’s about what this country has become. 💔🚛
Maybe it’s not about where we live, it’s about what this country has become. 💔🚛
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Y’all complain about Utah like it’s the issue, but take a look around — the whole U.S. is off the rails.
Maybe it’s not about where we live, it’s about what this country has become. 💔🚛
Maybe it’s not about where we live, it’s about what this country has become. 💔🚛
This is not the United States I grew up in, and not the one I’ve lived in for over 40 years.
Fuck that — we are fucked in every way possible. 💔
Fuck that — we are fucked in every way possible. 💔
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is not the United States I grew up in, and not the one I’ve lived in for over 40 years.
Fuck that — we are fucked in every way possible. 💔
Fuck that — we are fucked in every way possible. 💔
From the highway to the airport, this country’s losing its soul.
You can’t scream “freedom” while dragging a crying immigrant through a terminal.
We’ve all hit rough roads, but this? This is a dead end for decency. 💔🚛
You can’t scream “freedom” while dragging a crying immigrant through a terminal.
We’ve all hit rough roads, but this? This is a dead end for decency. 💔🚛
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
From the highway to the airport, this country’s losing its soul.
You can’t scream “freedom” while dragging a crying immigrant through a terminal.
We’ve all hit rough roads, but this? This is a dead end for decency. 💔🚛
You can’t scream “freedom” while dragging a crying immigrant through a terminal.
We’ve all hit rough roads, but this? This is a dead end for decency. 💔🚛
KSL just confirmed it: A Salvadoran woman was forcibly detained by plain-clothes federal agents in the lobby at SLC Airport. The video is real, and city leaders are calling it out. This is happening in our backyard. 💔
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
KSL just confirmed it: A Salvadoran woman was forcibly detained by plain-clothes federal agents in the lobby at SLC Airport. The video is real, and city leaders are calling it out. This is happening in our backyard. 💔
So Trump says he’ll meet with Dems only if they reopen the government first. Okay… so we’ll suffer the shutdown while we wait for a meeting? That’s like saying ‘I’ll help you when you fix your mess.’ Newsflash: I’m not waiting. The people already are. 🦄💥
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So Trump says he’ll meet with Dems only if they reopen the government first. Okay… so we’ll suffer the shutdown while we wait for a meeting? That’s like saying ‘I’ll help you when you fix your mess.’ Newsflash: I’m not waiting. The people already are. 🦄💥
$130 million from a billionaire donor to pay troops during a shutdown. Sounds generous… until you realize it’s timing, ties, and legality all wrapped in one political flag. When private money fills in for public responsibility, we’re in dangerous territory. ✨
ground.news/article/dono...
ground.news/article/dono...
Billionaire Timothy Mellon Is the Mystery Donor Who Gave $130 Million to Pay Troops, NYT Reports
Timothy Mellon, a reclusive billionaire and a major financial backer of President Trump, is the anonymous private donor who gave $130 million to the U.S. government to help pay troops during the shutd...
ground.news
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
$130 million from a billionaire donor to pay troops during a shutdown. Sounds generous… until you realize it’s timing, ties, and legality all wrapped in one political flag. When private money fills in for public responsibility, we’re in dangerous territory. ✨
ground.news/article/dono...
ground.news/article/dono...
'I am not done' - Kamala Harris tells BBC she may run for president again
#KamalaHarris #UnitedStatesOfAmericaAmerica
#FuturePresident
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#KamalaHarris #UnitedStatesOfAmericaAmerica
#FuturePresident
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Kamala Harris tells BBC she may run for president again
The former US vice-president made her strongest suggestion to date she will make another bid for the White House
www.bbc.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
'I am not done' - Kamala Harris tells BBC she may run for president again
#KamalaHarris #UnitedStatesOfAmericaAmerica
#FuturePresident
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#KamalaHarris #UnitedStatesOfAmericaAmerica
#FuturePresident
www.bbc.com/news/article...
So now the federal deployment to San Francisco is suddenly called off… makes you wonder what changed overnight. 👀
ground.news/article/trum...
ground.news/article/trum...
Trump calls off federal deployment to San Francisco, mayor says
U.S. President Donald Trump will not deploy federal agents to San Francisco, the California city's mayor said on Thursday, citing a call with the Republican leader.
ground.news
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So now the federal deployment to San Francisco is suddenly called off… makes you wonder what changed overnight. 👀
ground.news/article/trum...
ground.news/article/trum...
The cost of ignoring climate change just hit over $101 billion — and that’s only the first six months of 2025.
Wildfires, floods, tornadoes… people losing everything while politicians argue.
This isn’t “normal.” It’s a warning. 🌎🔥
ground.news/article/cost...
Wildfires, floods, tornadoes… people losing everything while politicians argue.
This isn’t “normal.” It’s a warning. 🌎🔥
ground.news/article/cost...
Revived US Climate-Disaster Database Shows Record $101 Billion in Losses in First Half of Year
The federal government used to keep track of climate disasters costing more than $1 billion, but the Trump administration axed the program in May.
ground.news
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The cost of ignoring climate change just hit over $101 billion — and that’s only the first six months of 2025.
Wildfires, floods, tornadoes… people losing everything while politicians argue.
This isn’t “normal.” It’s a warning. 🌎🔥
ground.news/article/cost...
Wildfires, floods, tornadoes… people losing everything while politicians argue.
This isn’t “normal.” It’s a warning. 🌎🔥
ground.news/article/cost...
October 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
October 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Guess who might just be a drug dealing child grafting dealer?
Deflecting
Deflecting
I swear every time he opens his mouth, a marble rolls out. This one’s gone full tilt. 💀
Trump is a fucking dumb dumbass
ground.news/article/trum...
Trump is a fucking dumb dumbass
ground.news/article/trum...
Trump calls Colombia’s Petro an ‘illegal drug dealer’ and announces an end to US aid to the country
PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — President Donald Trump said Sunday he would slash U.S. funding to Colombia because the country’s leader “does nothing to stop” drug…
ground.news
October 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Guess who might just be a drug dealing child grafting dealer?
Deflecting
Deflecting
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Every time Trump talks, autocorrect files for unemployment. 📱💀
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every time Trump talks, autocorrect files for unemployment. 📱💀
If Lying was a sport, Trump would have more gold than Michael Phelps. 🏅
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If Lying was a sport, Trump would have more gold than Michael Phelps. 🏅
