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Unhinged Gem 💎♊️
@unhingedgem.bsky.social
mom of 2 | gym obsessed | jiu jitsu girlie | avid reader 🩵
I really don't understand these bodysuits at the gym. I'm all for looking cute while working out, but those I don't understand lol.

Don't get me started on the tube top sports bra things.
May 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When I feel like I'm a lazy mom, I go look at lazy mom cleaning videos and instantly feel better that I am not one of those lazy moms. There is a difference between a mess and absolute filth.
May 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm missing the hot air balloons with my girlie pops bc my stupid tummy sabotaged me. This is the 2nd year in a row I have had to miss it.
May 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
one of my gym bros got engaged yesterday! He saw me and literally ran over to me exclaiming "she said yes!!!!" He was so happy we just ran in place like two teenage girls 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yesterday the girls had a field trip to the bowling alley and A1 didn't see her sister there. So after jiu jitsu she asked her "what time did you get to the bowling alley?"

A2 responded: "umm I don't know how to tell time, I'm not God."
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April 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
watching a few of my conservative family members regret their vote and voicing it is making me feel pretty smug right now.

...but don't listen to me, right? I'm too emotional and dramatized things, right??
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April 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So I just got a dry brush today and I tested it out on one arm. I am absolutely disgusted with myself.
April 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm so proud of my state of Alabama for having several protests in major cities yesterday 🩷
April 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
every time the wind gets too high I loudly say "no no no" bc apparently that will make it better.
March 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
we are under a level 5 severe weather threat and I'm already a bundle of anxiety.
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have lost pennifer. I have retraced all of my steps...that I can remember making.
March 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I wish I was could share the photos from the mardi gras season here but I want to be as private as possible. I wore a dress that I wore 12 years ago attending the Marine Corps ball with my husband. It looked so good 😭 I was the most confident I've been in years.
March 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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HAD IT with gym couples
February 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm on season 21 (from 2017) of South Park and it's way too close to what's going on now 👀
February 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I used to love being active on social media and now I don't want to be.
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A local neighborhood was raided yesterday and I am sick over it. Many of my friends are scared and I want to rage.
February 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Coming back to say that I'm glad I rooted for the Philadelphia Eagles because Jalen Hurts. 2016 and 2017 Alabama football was incredible because of him.
February 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
we are home 🙌🏼 he'll be so much more comfortable and I can't wait to sleep in my bed.
January 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Husband will possibly be released from the hospital today 🙌🏼 I know he is so ready to be home.
January 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
long story short: at 2am my husband woke me in unbearable pain to go to the ER and ended up having to have surgery later today to remove a kidney stone (2 couldn't be removed). he is now in recovery and can go home tmw afternoon.

I'm exhausted and my nerves are shot.
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
came home from the gym and my husband had done allll of the house chores I was going to do when I got back 🥹 I had fallen behind bc adhd slump.
January 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I feel like we're in an episode of South Park
January 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My new leather jacket from Quince is out for delivery and I'm dyyiiiiinngg for it be here.
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January 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
hearing my oldest play fortnite: "umm...what on earth was going through your head when you did that?"

I can't stop giggling 🤣
January 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Alright...the snow was fun and I now want to go to the gym.
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM