Last Hole on the Left
@uncutsdf.bsky.social
An Ass-pirational Adventure
I want to make a t-shirt that says "Too much foreskin to be this this much on the spectrum," but I don't know if that's one of those things I think people would find funny but nobody really knows WTF I'm talking about.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I want to make a t-shirt that says "Too much foreskin to be this this much on the spectrum," but I don't know if that's one of those things I think people would find funny but nobody really knows WTF I'm talking about.
You have to love a random hookup winds up being 3 hours of passionate, connected sex. I’m not in a dry spell, but damn, I needed that.
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You have to love a random hookup winds up being 3 hours of passionate, connected sex. I’m not in a dry spell, but damn, I needed that.
Set out this morning to get my hair cut and go on an adventure. 14 hours later, it’s been a fun ride of a day. The past year I’ve really grown to appreciate how much community there is in the LGBTQ community. Today was unexpected a great reminder.
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Set out this morning to get my hair cut and go on an adventure. 14 hours later, it’s been a fun ride of a day. The past year I’ve really grown to appreciate how much community there is in the LGBTQ community. Today was unexpected a great reminder.
Only got 4 loads today, but I took a disturbing amount of dick. Detroit dudes definitely turned (my buddy and me) out.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Only got 4 loads today, but I took a disturbing amount of dick. Detroit dudes definitely turned (my buddy and me) out.
I just learned about the Robin Morningstar game and have fallen for its charms. I think the world needs more gay erotic computer games. I've also been debating creating an erotic TTRPG. My working title is "Roll For Hole." (obviously)
September 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just learned about the Robin Morningstar game and have fallen for its charms. I think the world needs more gay erotic computer games. I've also been debating creating an erotic TTRPG. My working title is "Roll For Hole." (obviously)
Shout out to the muscular, mid-30s dude with the slutty mustache jogging down the street in the rain with his backwards baseball cap, 4” running shorts, letting his furry man-tiddies bounce. You saw what the world needed and provided; we thank you.
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Shout out to the muscular, mid-30s dude with the slutty mustache jogging down the street in the rain with his backwards baseball cap, 4” running shorts, letting his furry man-tiddies bounce. You saw what the world needed and provided; we thank you.
UPDATE: Turns out he deleted his account; he didn't block me. We've spoken since and will probably hook up again soon.
Had a great hookup Saturday. Guy even messaged me after to say how great it was and we should do it again. So of course he seems to have blocked me since yesterday.
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
UPDATE: Turns out he deleted his account; he didn't block me. We've spoken since and will probably hook up again soon.
that special blend of neurodivergent and gay that compels you to schedule your cumdump to maximize hotel rewards points
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
that special blend of neurodivergent and gay that compels you to schedule your cumdump to maximize hotel rewards points
I really want a queer-owned adult toy company to name their most popular model of dildo the Bea Arthur.
August 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I really want a queer-owned adult toy company to name their most popular model of dildo the Bea Arthur.
Had a great hookup Saturday. Guy even messaged me after to say how great it was and we should do it again. So of course he seems to have blocked me since yesterday.
August 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Had a great hookup Saturday. Guy even messaged me after to say how great it was and we should do it again. So of course he seems to have blocked me since yesterday.
I followed a hot guy on OF and then discovered he went to Duke. I don't give a fuck about sports, but as a proud Kentucky Wildcat alum there are certain principles that come with that. Didn't know I'm into the rivals fantasy, but here we are...
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I followed a hot guy on OF and then discovered he went to Duke. I don't give a fuck about sports, but as a proud Kentucky Wildcat alum there are certain principles that come with that. Didn't know I'm into the rivals fantasy, but here we are...
The double edged sword that is the over the shoulder cum shot on clean sheet day
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The double edged sword that is the over the shoulder cum shot on clean sheet day
It appears a top has ghosted me in the 15 minutes it took to douche. Now I'm locked, thonged, and my hole is empty. I need to work on that last one.
August 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It appears a top has ghosted me in the 15 minutes it took to douche. Now I'm locked, thonged, and my hole is empty. I need to work on that last one.
I’ve been so busy that I forgot I’m on vacation for the next week with nothing planned. Who am I going to do with myself?
August 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’ve been so busy that I forgot I’m on vacation for the next week with nothing planned. Who am I going to do with myself?
Straight, married bro that’s been breeding me off and on for the past couple of years came by to drop one last load in me before moving out of state with the wife and kids. We both knew what it was and didn’t try to complicate it, but it’s still a bit sad. I’ll miss him more than I expected.
August 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Straight, married bro that’s been breeding me off and on for the past couple of years came by to drop one last load in me before moving out of state with the wife and kids. We both knew what it was and didn’t try to complicate it, but it’s still a bit sad. I’ll miss him more than I expected.
I swear, if this fucking train blocking the road makes me miss my dick appointment with a 9” muscle bro, I’m suing CSX for lack of hole damages.
July 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I swear, if this fucking train blocking the road makes me miss my dick appointment with a 9” muscle bro, I’m suing CSX for lack of hole damages.
The faggot ancestors have blessed me this Pride weekend with a clear STI panel delivered 10 minutes before I left to go out!
June 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The faggot ancestors have blessed me this Pride weekend with a clear STI panel delivered 10 minutes before I left to go out!
Had my first ever bathhouse experience last night. I went in with no expectations, but jumped in with both feet and took 5 loads from 6 guys. One of them may have been the hottest man I’ve ever seen with a 9”x7” dick (at a minimum) that left my hole dripping. Definitely doing that again.
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Had my first ever bathhouse experience last night. I went in with no expectations, but jumped in with both feet and took 5 loads from 6 guys. One of them may have been the hottest man I’ve ever seen with a 9”x7” dick (at a minimum) that left my hole dripping. Definitely doing that again.
There’s a great joke about my needing Trump and Elon to pause their fighting because I can’t jerk off anymore today, but I haven’t found it yet.
June 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There’s a great joke about my needing Trump and Elon to pause their fighting because I can’t jerk off anymore today, but I haven’t found it yet.
I just had a full body orgasm so intense that I think my body's software may have done a BIOS update while I rebooted.
June 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I just had a full body orgasm so intense that I think my body's software may have done a BIOS update while I rebooted.
Was looking forward to a nice, hot bath, but I forgot to put the temperature back to “scald me, daddy” after turning it down when I douched earlier for a man that did not show. Now, like my sex life, this bath is tepid at best.
May 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Was looking forward to a nice, hot bath, but I forgot to put the temperature back to “scald me, daddy” after turning it down when I douched earlier for a man that did not show. Now, like my sex life, this bath is tepid at best.
After he bred me, I asked my random hookup take a hole pic to Snap to my friend because it’s his birthday. Gay friendships are… different.
May 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
After he bred me, I asked my random hookup take a hole pic to Snap to my friend because it’s his birthday. Gay friendships are… different.
That point in the night where you change from watching the Sniffies map to watching the Papa Tracker
May 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
That point in the night where you change from watching the Sniffies map to watching the Papa Tracker
I love discovering that my friends follow the same fetish accounts as I do, but I’m always conflicted if I should say anything... seems a little invasive. But then again we could be doing that stuff together and having a blast, so it might be worth it?
May 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I love discovering that my friends follow the same fetish accounts as I do, but I’m always conflicted if I should say anything... seems a little invasive. But then again we could be doing that stuff together and having a blast, so it might be worth it?