Russellsprouts
@uncorrectly.bsky.social
Probably catastrophizing about something incredibly minor. Retro gamer. Vinyl nerd. Bad at guitar. LA->CA ⚜️🏖
If the bathroom door is locked, don't forget to shake and rattle the door super aggressively as to terrify the occupant and fill them with dread
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If the bathroom door is locked, don't forget to shake and rattle the door super aggressively as to terrify the occupant and fill them with dread
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June 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wife and I said screw Louisiana and moved here.
April 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wife and I said screw Louisiana and moved here.
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UNDERTALE is on sale for $1.
If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up.
store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up.
store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
Save 90% on Undertale on Steam
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
store.steampowered.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
UNDERTALE is on sale for $1.
If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up.
store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up.
store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
Post a character u like!!
I like to think im Marshall-coded. Probably means im a Ted
I like to think im Marshall-coded. Probably means im a Ted
March 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Post a character u like!!
I like to think im Marshall-coded. Probably means im a Ted
I like to think im Marshall-coded. Probably means im a Ted
Me in a room by myself whenever that gwent music fires up
a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a group of men in helmet .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a group of men in helmet .
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Me in a room by myself whenever that gwent music fires up
I'm grown enough to admit when I'm wrong. Balatro is fantastic.
I'll probably pick it up in between playing Avowed. That game has my heart right now
I'll probably pick it up in between playing Avowed. That game has my heart right now
February 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm grown enough to admit when I'm wrong. Balatro is fantastic.
I'll probably pick it up in between playing Avowed. That game has my heart right now
I'll probably pick it up in between playing Avowed. That game has my heart right now
Pt. 2
Work ever kick your ass so hard, you just come home and stare at the blank tv screen like this?
February 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Pt. 2
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It’s the same picture
February 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It’s the same picture
This is embarrassing. So I had been beating my head against the wall trying to enjoy elden ring. Could not understand the appeal. I tried beating margit like 25 times.
I just realized i hadnt been leveling my character at all. Just pulling up. Level 1, base gear. Absolutely rawdogging that fight
I just realized i hadnt been leveling my character at all. Just pulling up. Level 1, base gear. Absolutely rawdogging that fight
February 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is embarrassing. So I had been beating my head against the wall trying to enjoy elden ring. Could not understand the appeal. I tried beating margit like 25 times.
I just realized i hadnt been leveling my character at all. Just pulling up. Level 1, base gear. Absolutely rawdogging that fight
I just realized i hadnt been leveling my character at all. Just pulling up. Level 1, base gear. Absolutely rawdogging that fight
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation.
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation.
I've been trying to beat this stupid airplane all day. Morale is low
February 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've been trying to beat this stupid airplane all day. Morale is low
Me posting and forgetting people actually read my dumb shit that comes across their screen
a cartoon of a girl sitting at a desk with the words dear diary how are you on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a girl sitting at a desk with the words dear diary how are you on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Me posting and forgetting people actually read my dumb shit that comes across their screen
3:45. Can't sleep so I took it to the Waffle Home. May have to dip into the 401k
February 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
3:45. Can't sleep so I took it to the Waffle Home. May have to dip into the 401k
Me when the bartender gives the last call
a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying `` i 'm not leavin ' '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying `` i 'm not leavin ' '' .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Me when the bartender gives the last call
Whenever they tell me i gotta go train the new guy at work
February 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Whenever they tell me i gotta go train the new guy at work
if music is therapy, who's your therapist?
Depends on the day, but recently:
Depends on the day, but recently:
February 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
if music is therapy, who's your therapist?
Depends on the day, but recently:
Depends on the day, but recently:
Oh no. Ya boy got the suds.
February 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh no. Ya boy got the suds.
I'm feeling overwhelmed. I think I'm going to unplug for a couple days. I'll be back but i need to chill out from the news and bullshit. Love you guys!
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm feeling overwhelmed. I think I'm going to unplug for a couple days. I'll be back but i need to chill out from the news and bullshit. Love you guys!
Work ever kick your ass so hard, you just come home and stare at the blank tv screen like this?
February 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Work ever kick your ass so hard, you just come home and stare at the blank tv screen like this?
I havent done a music #promosky, so here goes (no particular order)
🎵 The Revivalists
🎶KALEO
🌙🚕 Moon Taxi
🎼 Jack White
🎸 John Mayer (big gear head)
💿 Fleetwood Mac
🎧 Stevie Ray Vaughan
🎹 The Black Keys
🎷 Glass Animals
🥁 Led Zeppelin
🎺 The Strokes
🎛 Nightmares on Wax
🎙Chappell Roan
#musicsky
Cont'd
🎵 The Revivalists
🎶KALEO
🌙🚕 Moon Taxi
🎼 Jack White
🎸 John Mayer (big gear head)
💿 Fleetwood Mac
🎧 Stevie Ray Vaughan
🎹 The Black Keys
🎷 Glass Animals
🥁 Led Zeppelin
🎺 The Strokes
🎛 Nightmares on Wax
🎙Chappell Roan
#musicsky
Cont'd
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me with my green tea
*not high*
*not high*
February 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Me with my green tea
*not high*
*not high*
These melatonin gummies are definitely in my top 5 favorite candies rn
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
These melatonin gummies are definitely in my top 5 favorite candies rn
