Uncle Doc
@uncledocscards.bsky.social
By example, almost never by words.
I’m going on an 8 night cruise in two days and I have the sneaking suspicion I’m going to come back to a country at war and confirmation that extraterrestrial life exists.
February 20, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I’m going on an 8 night cruise in two days and I have the sneaking suspicion I’m going to come back to a country at war and confirmation that extraterrestrial life exists.
I may try getting back into baseball this year. I haven’t followed the Padres since I moved to the East Coast when Tony Gwynn retired.
I followed the Rays for a while because I lived in Durham (AAA) & had season tickets.
Guess I’ll try the Rays again. I couldn’t follow West coast for my life now.
I followed the Rays for a while because I lived in Durham (AAA) & had season tickets.
Guess I’ll try the Rays again. I couldn’t follow West coast for my life now.
February 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I may try getting back into baseball this year. I haven’t followed the Padres since I moved to the East Coast when Tony Gwynn retired.
I followed the Rays for a while because I lived in Durham (AAA) & had season tickets.
Guess I’ll try the Rays again. I couldn’t follow West coast for my life now.
I followed the Rays for a while because I lived in Durham (AAA) & had season tickets.
Guess I’ll try the Rays again. I couldn’t follow West coast for my life now.
Waking up to the news that South Korea sentenced their former President to life in prison for an insurrection, and the United Kingdom arrested a prince for ties with Epstein.
And I’m over in America like…
And I’m over in America like…
a man is sitting on a swing in the grass
ALT: a man is sitting on a swing in the grass
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Waking up to the news that South Korea sentenced their former President to life in prison for an insurrection, and the United Kingdom arrested a prince for ties with Epstein.
And I’m over in America like…
And I’m over in America like…
My wife has been mentioning that the laundry room is hot and humid.
Lord help me. There is no home fixit task I despise more than dryer vents.
They are sharp, kinky (not in the fun way), never fit male/female (not in the fun way), and SHARP.
The outlet hose was 2 inches above the outlet. Oops.
Lord help me. There is no home fixit task I despise more than dryer vents.
They are sharp, kinky (not in the fun way), never fit male/female (not in the fun way), and SHARP.
The outlet hose was 2 inches above the outlet. Oops.
February 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
My wife has been mentioning that the laundry room is hot and humid.
Lord help me. There is no home fixit task I despise more than dryer vents.
They are sharp, kinky (not in the fun way), never fit male/female (not in the fun way), and SHARP.
The outlet hose was 2 inches above the outlet. Oops.
Lord help me. There is no home fixit task I despise more than dryer vents.
They are sharp, kinky (not in the fun way), never fit male/female (not in the fun way), and SHARP.
The outlet hose was 2 inches above the outlet. Oops.
Today is my 19th anniversary.
I’m a lucky person…and dwarfed by my oldest son.
I’m a lucky person…and dwarfed by my oldest son.
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Today is my 19th anniversary.
I’m a lucky person…and dwarfed by my oldest son.
I’m a lucky person…and dwarfed by my oldest son.
No time to panic today. Lots of farm happenings need to be done.
Built a temporary pen to catch my bull and backed my trailer to it.
Our Big Red Bull is going to the Big Freezer in the Sky on Tuesday.
He’s done his job and he has one more job to do. Thank you Big Red Bull.
Built a temporary pen to catch my bull and backed my trailer to it.
Our Big Red Bull is going to the Big Freezer in the Sky on Tuesday.
He’s done his job and he has one more job to do. Thank you Big Red Bull.
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
No time to panic today. Lots of farm happenings need to be done.
Built a temporary pen to catch my bull and backed my trailer to it.
Our Big Red Bull is going to the Big Freezer in the Sky on Tuesday.
He’s done his job and he has one more job to do. Thank you Big Red Bull.
Built a temporary pen to catch my bull and backed my trailer to it.
Our Big Red Bull is going to the Big Freezer in the Sky on Tuesday.
He’s done his job and he has one more job to do. Thank you Big Red Bull.
I’m on Hour 44 of a panic attack.
I took my rescue medicine yesterday at noon. It numbed me for 24 hours, but the anxiety never left.
Now it’s back full force.
I took my rescue medicine yesterday at noon. It numbed me for 24 hours, but the anxiety never left.
Now it’s back full force.
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I’m on Hour 44 of a panic attack.
I took my rescue medicine yesterday at noon. It numbed me for 24 hours, but the anxiety never left.
Now it’s back full force.
I took my rescue medicine yesterday at noon. It numbed me for 24 hours, but the anxiety never left.
Now it’s back full force.
Nine days until I’m back on the sea.
I can’t believe I nearly forgot. I need this bad and I’m thankful I am fortunate enough to do so.
I can’t believe I nearly forgot. I need this bad and I’m thankful I am fortunate enough to do so.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Nine days until I’m back on the sea.
I can’t believe I nearly forgot. I need this bad and I’m thankful I am fortunate enough to do so.
I can’t believe I nearly forgot. I need this bad and I’m thankful I am fortunate enough to do so.
Today has been an ultra rough day for me and countless others.
Here’s a nice* kitty to raise some spirits.
*She swatted and hissed at me about 15 seconds after this photo.
Here’s a nice* kitty to raise some spirits.
*She swatted and hissed at me about 15 seconds after this photo.
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Today has been an ultra rough day for me and countless others.
Here’s a nice* kitty to raise some spirits.
*She swatted and hissed at me about 15 seconds after this photo.
Here’s a nice* kitty to raise some spirits.
*She swatted and hissed at me about 15 seconds after this photo.
Doomscrolling cat cleanse.
“Queen of the Chest Freezer”
“Queen of the Chest Freezer”
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Doomscrolling cat cleanse.
“Queen of the Chest Freezer”
“Queen of the Chest Freezer”
Him: “Puerto Ricans don’t pay taxes.”
Me: “Because they don’t have congressional representation.”
Him: “They collect social security.”
Me: “Because all Americans pay into social security.”
Me: “Because they don’t have congressional representation.”
Him: “They collect social security.”
Me: “Because all Americans pay into social security.”
The racist homophobe walked out on the halftime show AND I AM ALL FOR IT.
Not only do I get to watch my least favorite sport, I get to watch it with a racist homophobe.
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Him: “Puerto Ricans don’t pay taxes.”
Me: “Because they don’t have congressional representation.”
Him: “They collect social security.”
Me: “Because all Americans pay into social security.”
Me: “Because they don’t have congressional representation.”
Him: “They collect social security.”
Me: “Because all Americans pay into social security.”
The racist homophobe walked out on the halftime show AND I AM ALL FOR IT.
Not only do I get to watch my least favorite sport, I get to watch it with a racist homophobe.
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
Oh cool, my SIL new boyfriend is a homophobe AND a racist.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The racist homophobe walked out on the halftime show AND I AM ALL FOR IT.
Not only do I get to watch my least favorite sport, I get to watch it with a racist homophobe.
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
Oh cool, my SIL new boyfriend is a homophobe AND a racist.
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Not only do I get to watch my least favorite sport, I get to watch it with a racist homophobe.
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
Hockey >> Football.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Hockey >> Football.
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I was informed his is hog jowl grease from my Father in law.
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I was informed his is hog jowl grease from my Father in law.
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
Always interesting things going on in my house.
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Always interesting things going on in my house.
Funerals still suck.
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Funerals still suck.
Mr. Jones has made himself at home. I’m a sucker.
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Mr. Jones has made himself at home. I’m a sucker.
I am actively sabotaging myself into a panic attack. I am sick. I know I’m sick and I have been for two days. It’s a cold. Common cold, but I have tachycardia because I am sick. So now I am checking my pulse incessantly, even though the tachycardia is from the sickness.
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I am actively sabotaging myself into a panic attack. I am sick. I know I’m sick and I have been for two days. It’s a cold. Common cold, but I have tachycardia because I am sick. So now I am checking my pulse incessantly, even though the tachycardia is from the sickness.
It looks like a lamb will be sleeping in my house tonight. I have one happy daughter.
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It looks like a lamb will be sleeping in my house tonight. I have one happy daughter.
It did end up snowing.
I still feel like death.
I still feel like death.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
It did end up snowing.
I still feel like death.
I still feel like death.
Breaking up frozen cow, sheep, and chicken waterers is awful. Having to fill them from my only hydrant 500 feet away using litter pails is worse.
Oh, and it’s 18F and I’m sick.
I know I’m not going to die, but I feel like death.
Oh, and it’s 18F and I’m sick.
I know I’m not going to die, but I feel like death.
Snow storm is a bust and I woke up at 5 AM sick for the first time since I had Covid in August/September 2023.
A miserable day.
A miserable day.
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Breaking up frozen cow, sheep, and chicken waterers is awful. Having to fill them from my only hydrant 500 feet away using litter pails is worse.
Oh, and it’s 18F and I’m sick.
I know I’m not going to die, but I feel like death.
Oh, and it’s 18F and I’m sick.
I know I’m not going to die, but I feel like death.
Snow storm is a bust and I woke up at 5 AM sick for the first time since I had Covid in August/September 2023.
A miserable day.
A miserable day.
January 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Snow storm is a bust and I woke up at 5 AM sick for the first time since I had Covid in August/September 2023.
A miserable day.
A miserable day.