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Harry really knows how to push his buttons.
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Harry really knows how to push his buttons.
Harry-sexual sounds pretty good to me.
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Harry-sexual sounds pretty good to me.
If you win I’ll give you a congratulatory blowjob tonight.
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If you win I’ll give you a congratulatory blowjob tonight.
"Five quid you’re gonna burn those."
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"Five quid you’re gonna burn those."
"I thought you liked my arse."
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"I thought you liked my arse."
"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?"
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?"
Nothing. A lot. Everything?
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Nothing. A lot. Everything?
It’s not fair to hit someone who's smaller and has a much prettier face, really.
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It’s not fair to hit someone who's smaller and has a much prettier face, really.
"Nah. That happened just once."
"Twice."
"Whatever."
"Twice."
"Whatever."
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"Nah. That happened just once."
"Twice."
"Whatever."
"Twice."
"Whatever."
The only positivity is that they didn’t kiss, so he didn’t get any hipster bugs in his mouth.
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The only positivity is that they didn’t kiss, so he didn’t get any hipster bugs in his mouth.
"Fine I'll just close my eyes and picture you naked instead."
"You need therapy."
"You need therapy."
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"Fine I'll just close my eyes and picture you naked instead."
"You need therapy."
"You need therapy."
Harry’s currently showing off, scoring penalties when he should be practicing something he sucks at.
January 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Harry’s currently showing off, scoring penalties when he should be practicing something he sucks at.
The only positivity is that they didn’t kiss, so he didn’t get any hipster bugs in his mouth.
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The only positivity is that they didn’t kiss, so he didn’t get any hipster bugs in his mouth.
Louis hates how Harry makes him feel small.
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Louis hates how Harry makes him feel small.
"Really? Is that how you greet your best friend?"
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"Really? Is that how you greet your best friend?"
But he’s just such a bother.
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 AM
But he’s just such a bother.
Niall: “Why do you look like a complete twat?”
Louis: “What, it’s a turtleneck. Have you never seen one before?”
Niall: “Yeah… just not on you.”
Louis: “Well, it’s cold, okay?”
Niall: “It’s not that cold.”
Louis: “What, it’s a turtleneck. Have you never seen one before?”
Niall: “Yeah… just not on you.”
Louis: “Well, it’s cold, okay?”
Niall: “It’s not that cold.”
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Niall: “Why do you look like a complete twat?”
Louis: “What, it’s a turtleneck. Have you never seen one before?”
Niall: “Yeah… just not on you.”
Louis: “Well, it’s cold, okay?”
Niall: “It’s not that cold.”
Louis: “What, it’s a turtleneck. Have you never seen one before?”
Niall: “Yeah… just not on you.”
Louis: “Well, it’s cold, okay?”
Niall: “It’s not that cold.”
Congratulations, sweet cheeks.
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Congratulations, sweet cheeks.
It’s not fair to hit someone who's smaller and has a much prettier face, really.
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 AM
It’s not fair to hit someone who's smaller and has a much prettier face, really.
Harry is fully hard against him.
January 25, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Harry is fully hard against him.
Yes, he realizes he spends an awful lot of time thinking about how much he despises him.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Yes, he realizes he spends an awful lot of time thinking about how much he despises him.
"Mate, we watched Disney movies last weekend."
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 AM
"Mate, we watched Disney movies last weekend."
Harry’s so much, too much. He’s so… It just hurts.
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Harry’s so much, too much. He’s so… It just hurts.
"As if you wouldn't do it again."
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
"As if you wouldn't do it again."
They've always hated each other, is the thing.
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 AM
They've always hated each other, is the thing.