Jack K. 🤖 (平良 圭)
@unagipapa.bsky.social
Marketing Ops | Digital Trash Creator, YT:PopCultureBento | Gundam, NGE, Granblue, FFXIV | 🇯🇵🇺🇸よろしく〜
I swear advil is irl phoenix down. Covid and flu shots knocked me on my ass but literally 180’d after taking 2 tablets? Miraculous
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I swear advil is irl phoenix down. Covid and flu shots knocked me on my ass but literally 180’d after taking 2 tablets? Miraculous
I had NO idea that ore-ida was delmarva but for the west coast
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I had NO idea that ore-ida was delmarva but for the west coast
The Universal Works search in depop getting absolutely overrun by random universal studios clothing 💀
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Universal Works search in depop getting absolutely overrun by random universal studios clothing 💀
Insane first reroll attempt for CZN
October 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Insane first reroll attempt for CZN
I connected all of Australia to the chiral network and all I got was this outback tote bag
August 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I connected all of Australia to the chiral network and all I got was this outback tote bag
War of the worlds is reeeally bad even for a hate watch
August 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
War of the worlds is reeeally bad even for a hate watch
So I was just walking into Tyson’s corner mall and two women with kids in strollers were sprinting out towards the parking deck.
They stopped me and told me there was a shooting at the Macys and to get the hell out…
They stopped me and told me there was a shooting at the Macys and to get the hell out…
July 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So I was just walking into Tyson’s corner mall and two women with kids in strollers were sprinting out towards the parking deck.
They stopped me and told me there was a shooting at the Macys and to get the hell out…
They stopped me and told me there was a shooting at the Macys and to get the hell out…
Pulled a foil vivi and terra in the 2 gift bundles we picked up today!
June 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pulled a foil vivi and terra in the 2 gift bundles we picked up today!
Waiting at the doors for opening at Target to grab a couple FF magic collector boosters and some guy is here with a duffel bag… that can’t be good
June 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Waiting at the doors for opening at Target to grab a couple FF magic collector boosters and some guy is here with a duffel bag… that can’t be good
B&H seemingly had a decent restock of X100VIs today. Really excited for mine to come in
June 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
B&H seemingly had a decent restock of X100VIs today. Really excited for mine to come in
Not sure how a purchase limit of 5 per customer makes sense… free money to bots and scalpers, I suppose!
June 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not sure how a purchase limit of 5 per customer makes sense… free money to bots and scalpers, I suppose!
The best part about Mario kart tour has to be the music. Such great arrangements and nostalgia
June 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The best part about Mario kart tour has to be the music. Such great arrangements and nostalgia
Expedition 33 is so good but it cracks me up when they speak perfect English and go out of their way to curse only in French
April 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Expedition 33 is so good but it cracks me up when they speak perfect English and go out of their way to curse only in French
Realizing Schedule I is like Animal Crossing for degens helped me understand why it’s so insanely popular right now
April 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Realizing Schedule I is like Animal Crossing for degens helped me understand why it’s so insanely popular right now
I swear to god these food and package delivery folks are all in on some sick joke to put stuff directly in front of my door so I can’t open it and have to walk out the back to get it
April 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I swear to god these food and package delivery folks are all in on some sick joke to put stuff directly in front of my door so I can’t open it and have to walk out the back to get it
I’m concerned “objectively” is becoming the next big contronym after “literally” but the former seems to stem from ignorance whereas the latter was born from emphasis
April 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m concerned “objectively” is becoming the next big contronym after “literally” but the former seems to stem from ignorance whereas the latter was born from emphasis
Bloodborne 2 ns2 exclusive??
April 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bloodborne 2 ns2 exclusive??
lol anything except a wind waker remake
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
lol anything except a wind waker remake
Spotted: license plate “XTRA MSG”
March 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Spotted: license plate “XTRA MSG”
Oh no I have a new crush and it’s the lady with glasses on the ship in MH Wilds awooga awooga bonk bonk bonk
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh no I have a new crush and it’s the lady with glasses on the ship in MH Wilds awooga awooga bonk bonk bonk
BIDOOF MY BELOVED
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BIDOOF MY BELOVED
Got (collectively) ridiculed during my call with some international counterparts:
“So you Americans couldn’t get enough of that one guy, huh? How’s that’s working out?”
Cue a chorus of groans, headdesks, and facepalms
“So you Americans couldn’t get enough of that one guy, huh? How’s that’s working out?”
Cue a chorus of groans, headdesks, and facepalms
January 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Got (collectively) ridiculed during my call with some international counterparts:
“So you Americans couldn’t get enough of that one guy, huh? How’s that’s working out?”
Cue a chorus of groans, headdesks, and facepalms
“So you Americans couldn’t get enough of that one guy, huh? How’s that’s working out?”
Cue a chorus of groans, headdesks, and facepalms
My kami oshi just graduated…
January 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My kami oshi just graduated…
I’ll believe we’re in 2025 when making a post on this app isn’t literally impossible on a tablet
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’ll believe we’re in 2025 when making a post on this app isn’t literally impossible on a tablet
I received 11 pairs of socks, a leaf blower, a 10qt steel pot, a 10.5”carbon steel pan, and a Kirkland meme sweater.
12 year old me would be so disinterested. But at 34? I’m as happy as a clam
12 year old me would be so disinterested. But at 34? I’m as happy as a clam
December 25, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I received 11 pairs of socks, a leaf blower, a 10qt steel pot, a 10.5”carbon steel pan, and a Kirkland meme sweater.
12 year old me would be so disinterested. But at 34? I’m as happy as a clam
12 year old me would be so disinterested. But at 34? I’m as happy as a clam