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unagicore.bsky.social
Jake 👽
@unagicore.bsky.social
nothing human is alien to me
I got married
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
thinking about postponing my wedding so I can see charli xcx on snl
November 14, 2024 at 3:43 AM
red eye tree frogs really fell off. very 90s
October 26, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I’m thinking about trying this place out again.
October 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Plato’s allegory of the goon cave
December 5, 2023 at 9:17 PM
I Don’t Want To Go To Heaven Unless It Looks Like The 100 Gecs Boiler Room Set
November 13, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Lunchtime
October 17, 2023 at 7:26 PM
walking home from the bus stop in the rain. i’m going wet dog mode. i’m puddlepilled drizzlemaxxing
October 11, 2023 at 1:08 AM
i’m always breathing too hard in the backs of ubers and fogging the windows up. just a little fun fact about me
September 21, 2023 at 12:18 AM
maybe we need limited nuclear exchange to make things normal again
September 20, 2023 at 3:22 AM
bro last night was a triumphant return to form
September 20, 2023 at 1:14 AM
California sucks! Don’t come here!
September 16, 2023 at 9:20 PM
forgot about this app
September 12, 2023 at 8:04 PM
get me on shark tank so i can pitch my billion dollar idea: legal mids
July 11, 2023 at 3:50 AM
i’m just like tony soprano fr (i suffer from panic attacks)
July 1, 2023 at 5:31 PM
giving my chinese coworkers the gweilo pass
June 28, 2023 at 8:13 PM
i respect this man more than the submarine ceo
June 23, 2023 at 6:39 AM
warhammer 40k book spotted in a little free library. nice
June 22, 2023 at 11:00 PM
elon musk has banned being cisgender in an attempt to win back users from bluesky
June 21, 2023 at 6:07 AM
we love that sunday feeling
June 11, 2023 at 10:39 PM
sorry i haven’t been posting much they put me in the plastic magneto prison
June 1, 2023 at 2:19 AM
tom wambsgans is such an inspiration for a simple midwestern boy like me. he’s got it all (wife and boss who hate him)
June 1, 2023 at 2:16 AM
i’ve been busy touching grass
May 28, 2023 at 1:51 AM
i’ve accidentally become an immortan joe type entity to my houseplants. “do not become addicted to water”
May 25, 2023 at 11:35 PM
i went to check up on twitter and it is unsurprisingly worse than ever before, but they do now have a post going around with 1.4M views that’s just john wick 4 in HD. so there’s pros and cons
May 25, 2023 at 3:02 AM