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Emma Umpleby
@umps.bsky.social
Writer of children's stories, sea swimmer, uglydog, can generally be found trying to negotiate with a garden in the Scottish weather
When we went to the vet two weeks ago, Maple was diagnosed with CPV, otherwise known as Canine Papillomavirus.

Papillomas are generally benign growths that are most common in puppies and dogs with immature or suppressed immune systems, and in time, they usually resolve on their own.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Another amazing offer!

It's #buyastrangerabook day.

@brennigjones.com is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £15.

How lovely is that?

If there's a book you want, get in touch!

(UK only)
I'll join you on the #buyastrangerabook initiative, my budget would also be up to £15.
October 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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The kindle edition of Never Closer is available in the UK for only £2.99 until June 14th at midnight.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CNDGC2WX
This is a story about a diary that opens a door on the past.📚
June 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

this is my favorite quote in the entire series

merry Hogswatch, everyone
December 25, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Hi 🌱 feed, does anyone have any tips for getting a garden hedge laid/doing it yourself?
December 10, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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Hey Blue Pals.

It's Wednesday, so it's "Buy A Stranger a Book" evening.

Been doing it on Twitter for 5 years. Look!

bit.ly/31i9Xwk

Now starting it on Bluesky.

I'll give away two books. FOR FREE.

If there's a book you want let me know.

If YOU want to "Buy a Stranger a Book" get in touch!
October 18, 2023 at 5:34 PM
I'm very pleased with my potato harvest (plus a few of the leeks) 🌱
October 16, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Just a bee having a nap (photo taken at dusk) 🌱
September 4, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Hello 🌱 feed, could I get your advice on pears please? I have a tree in my garden which produces lots of fruit, but I've never successfully got them to ripen. Any tips? I don't know what type it is because it was here when I moved in
September 2, 2023 at 8:30 PM
I only meant to mark out the edges of this path today, but I got a bit carried away 👀 To the left and right, big new flowerbeds are going to go in 🌱
August 27, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Are there any other UK-based gardeners on the 🌱 feed? Please say hello! For the photo tax - I tend to plant bulbs and forget about them until they flower, which means I've been surprised by bursts of these triplet lilies all over the garden!
August 21, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Two different yellow roses from my garden, plus a bonus dahlia! 🌱
August 21, 2023 at 8:25 PM
I love the cosmos and the sweet peas together, especially at night 🌱
August 18, 2023 at 9:40 PM
In the late evening light, trees become a doorway
August 14, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Yesterday's strawberry harvest - I feel like I'm still very much learning how to take care of strawberries (the first year they all died!), but I'm getting better at it. Still need to move the plants further apart in the autumn though 🌱
August 14, 2023 at 5:32 PM
It's a bit dreich today, but the last of the foxgloves are flowering so it still feels like summer 🌱
August 13, 2023 at 3:20 PM
With a good month to go before they're ready, this year's apples are already looking so much better than last year's! 🌱
August 11, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Just a bee chilling on an echinops as it comes into flower
August 4, 2023 at 4:42 PM