tobi
banner
ummmmtobi.bsky.social
tobi
@ummmmtobi.bsky.social
Tell us a bit about yourself
Finally finished Wonder Man and !!!!!!!

I thoroughly enjoyed that top to bottom!! So freakin good!
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sixers win and I got to see Iverson!!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Gets free tickets to the Sixers tonight!! 😊

Paul George is suspended 25 games for doping. 😒
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Not me crying watching The Lion King
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I’ll I wanna do is snack and read good books.
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Something I think would be a catalyst to begin healing the world would be if T-Mobile would release a new Sidekick.
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
SEMENYO!!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Now I’m gonna have “can you unblock me, breezy” stuck in my head all damn day.
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by tobi
Anybody that made a generation-transcending classic like Summertime is automatically excluded from being called a bad rapper. Sorry!!
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by tobi
There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.

If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I hope I grow up one day
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Countdown to boat season… 84 days
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Constantly being reminded that the man you’re with is exactly what you asked for, needed, and wanted in your life >>>>>>
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Yep turned that game right off.
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by tobi
Your City squad for today 🩵
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 AM
People saying they’re doing this viral trend or that they ordered this viral thing when creating content is, to me, like any apartment complex classifying itself as luxury apartments.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
My favorite Thanos line:

“But return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the starways in your blood.”

Chills.
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Started rewatching the Infinity War saga and finally at the space arc with GOTG! They are my second favorite part of this whole thing and my favorite team overall!
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Strawbridge and clothier
I got one: Payless
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Today, I hopped on my treadmill in full business attire (minus shoes) to get a workout in because I didn’t feel like changing clothes.

What stage of life is this?
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Can we trade Jake Elliot mid game!??
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Does anyone wear two identical shows anymore??
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
“So every day you just wake up and drink fireball?”

“Oh yeah.”
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Oregon doing what Oregon does in the playoffs lol
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I am so done with everything already. Just counting down the days until I can ignore all my problems on the water.
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM