Umi Skywyn 🛩️
@umikodragon.bsky.social
40 - San Francisco, CA - She/Her - Pan/Poly - Plural 🏳️⚧️ Eagle, dragon, squirrel all in one package. Leftist labor activist, ramper, pilot, and writer. NSFW
Pinned
I'm definitely struggling badly. I'm holding on, but only just. There's a chance I'm going to lose the car. 🤷♀️
So, I'm (still) open for commissions. $.05 per word (1,000 words, about 3 pages, is $50. And so forth.)
I usually specialize in size-related stories.
Maybe I can make a dent in this.
So, I'm (still) open for commissions. $.05 per word (1,000 words, about 3 pages, is $50. And so forth.)
I usually specialize in size-related stories.
Maybe I can make a dent in this.
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www.furaffinity.net/view/62968034/ Welp, I said it was comin, and here it is. In all its awful glory, full of spelling errors, horrendous grammar, and plot holes. Mature rated, 18+ only.
Bellwether in Little Rodentia by Potzi_Hookman
Hello again, sports fans! We have another super self-indulgent story about everyone's favourite diminutive evil sheep bullying and ...
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November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
www.furaffinity.net/view/62968034/ Welp, I said it was comin, and here it is. In all its awful glory, full of spelling errors, horrendous grammar, and plot holes. Mature rated, 18+ only.
I do love seeing the Eevee jet 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I do love seeing the Eevee jet 🥰
Crap, I forgot my gloves this morning.
Ah, I’ll be careful. No big deal.
Uh huh…
Ah, I’ll be careful. No big deal.
Uh huh…
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Crap, I forgot my gloves this morning.
Ah, I’ll be careful. No big deal.
Uh huh…
Ah, I’ll be careful. No big deal.
Uh huh…
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Ohhhh noooooo, my hand slipped as soon as I saw big butt rodent!
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ohhhh noooooo, my hand slipped as soon as I saw big butt rodent!
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I'm down to 1 comm left in the queue so I'm actually open???
To taking more????
Open to drawing most things, but enjoy drawing fantaasy and size-trash stuff the most <3
I'm actually going to make a more useful comm sheets later
To taking more????
Open to drawing most things, but enjoy drawing fantaasy and size-trash stuff the most <3
I'm actually going to make a more useful comm sheets later
Alrighty. Lets give this a shot for prices!
Sketches: $30, $45 colored. +50% per character.
Comic Pages, 3-4 Panels (when open): $80, $110 colored. +50% per character.
I will likely be taking few slots for a while until I get my feet properly under me, 3 slots at a time.
Sketches: $30, $45 colored. +50% per character.
Comic Pages, 3-4 Panels (when open): $80, $110 colored. +50% per character.
I will likely be taking few slots for a while until I get my feet properly under me, 3 slots at a time.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm down to 1 comm left in the queue so I'm actually open???
To taking more????
Open to drawing most things, but enjoy drawing fantaasy and size-trash stuff the most <3
I'm actually going to make a more useful comm sheets later
To taking more????
Open to drawing most things, but enjoy drawing fantaasy and size-trash stuff the most <3
I'm actually going to make a more useful comm sheets later
A sweet cinnamon treat that’s passed around the same office. Call that an:
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A sweet cinnamon treat that’s passed around the same office. Call that an:
Look, what’s going to happen now is I’m going to pin you down with a hand on your chest, and I’m going to flex my other arm.
You’re going to go “oooo” and give me “the look” with those big eyes of yours, then I’ll wink and in a flash, you’re gonna disappear under my hand and be added to my bicep.
You’re going to go “oooo” and give me “the look” with those big eyes of yours, then I’ll wink and in a flash, you’re gonna disappear under my hand and be added to my bicep.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Look, what’s going to happen now is I’m going to pin you down with a hand on your chest, and I’m going to flex my other arm.
You’re going to go “oooo” and give me “the look” with those big eyes of yours, then I’ll wink and in a flash, you’re gonna disappear under my hand and be added to my bicep.
You’re going to go “oooo” and give me “the look” with those big eyes of yours, then I’ll wink and in a flash, you’re gonna disappear under my hand and be added to my bicep.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don’t often hate. I believe hate is an acid that corrodes the soul. Even in the world we exist in now, I don’t -hate-. I makes me crazy.
But today, I hate.
I -hate- insecure, hypocritical narcissists. I hate those who would control others to “feel” something.
I see you. And I -hate- you. 😡
But today, I hate.
I -hate- insecure, hypocritical narcissists. I hate those who would control others to “feel” something.
I see you. And I -hate- you. 😡
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don’t often hate. I believe hate is an acid that corrodes the soul. Even in the world we exist in now, I don’t -hate-. I makes me crazy.
But today, I hate.
I -hate- insecure, hypocritical narcissists. I hate those who would control others to “feel” something.
I see you. And I -hate- you. 😡
But today, I hate.
I -hate- insecure, hypocritical narcissists. I hate those who would control others to “feel” something.
I see you. And I -hate- you. 😡
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me to the know-it-all kid blabbering on and on to his beleaguered mom about how airplanes fly:
a cartoon of a man standing in front of a large screen
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a large screen
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November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me to the know-it-all kid blabbering on and on to his beleaguered mom about how airplanes fly:
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Her husband dwindling down to speck size, Trixie decides her underwear is the best place to spend the rest of his days.
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
🦎 🤏
Pic for @sanji.gay!
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
🦎 🤏
Pic for @sanji.gay!
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Her husband dwindling down to speck size, Trixie decides her underwear is the best place to spend the rest of his days.
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
🦎 🤏
Pic for @sanji.gay!
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
🦎 🤏
Pic for @sanji.gay!
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Even shrunk and travel-sized, Mandi is still STACKED. Something Mary is more than happy to enjoy.
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
Pic for @mattythemouse.bsky.social and @squishi.bsky.social!
🦎🤏
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
Pic for @mattythemouse.bsky.social and @squishi.bsky.social!
🦎🤏
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Even shrunk and travel-sized, Mandi is still STACKED. Something Mary is more than happy to enjoy.
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
Pic for @mattythemouse.bsky.social and @squishi.bsky.social!
🦎🤏
#nsfw #shrinking #micro
Pic for @mattythemouse.bsky.social and @squishi.bsky.social!
🦎🤏
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Despite it all, keep flying. There’s always another sunset.
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Despite it all, keep flying. There’s always another sunset.
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My 24 hour video game stream is coming up this weekend!!!
We are raising money for Children’s Hospital, 100% of donations go to them!
✨I NEED YOUR HELP THO. Suggest some old school SNES and Genesis games you want to see! ✨
We are raising money for Children’s Hospital, 100% of donations go to them!
✨I NEED YOUR HELP THO. Suggest some old school SNES and Genesis games you want to see! ✨
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My 24 hour video game stream is coming up this weekend!!!
We are raising money for Children’s Hospital, 100% of donations go to them!
✨I NEED YOUR HELP THO. Suggest some old school SNES and Genesis games you want to see! ✨
We are raising money for Children’s Hospital, 100% of donations go to them!
✨I NEED YOUR HELP THO. Suggest some old school SNES and Genesis games you want to see! ✨
😥😥😥
Finance company double-dipped my car payment, taking two months to get completely caught up instead of the one I authorized. Didn’t catch it until it had already processed.
Got me $45 whole bucks to last a week.
Fucking hell, man. Let me catch a gods-damned break for once. 😫😫
Finance company double-dipped my car payment, taking two months to get completely caught up instead of the one I authorized. Didn’t catch it until it had already processed.
Got me $45 whole bucks to last a week.
Fucking hell, man. Let me catch a gods-damned break for once. 😫😫
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
😥😥😥
Finance company double-dipped my car payment, taking two months to get completely caught up instead of the one I authorized. Didn’t catch it until it had already processed.
Got me $45 whole bucks to last a week.
Fucking hell, man. Let me catch a gods-damned break for once. 😫😫
Finance company double-dipped my car payment, taking two months to get completely caught up instead of the one I authorized. Didn’t catch it until it had already processed.
Got me $45 whole bucks to last a week.
Fucking hell, man. Let me catch a gods-damned break for once. 😫😫
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Commission for @valkiim.bsky.social @umikodragon.bsky.social And Droccy who's bsky I do not have lmao
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Commission for @valkiim.bsky.social @umikodragon.bsky.social And Droccy who's bsky I do not have lmao
Sharing this one again because I really like it and it deserves a little more love.
The student becomes the master! @303snowwolf.com passed his certified flight instructor checkride back in the spring. And deserved a gift! SF fur interested in flying, look him up!
🎨 @tuzzleton.bsky.social
The student becomes the master! @303snowwolf.com passed his certified flight instructor checkride back in the spring. And deserved a gift! SF fur interested in flying, look him up!
🎨 @tuzzleton.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sharing this one again because I really like it and it deserves a little more love.
The student becomes the master! @303snowwolf.com passed his certified flight instructor checkride back in the spring. And deserved a gift! SF fur interested in flying, look him up!
🎨 @tuzzleton.bsky.social
The student becomes the master! @303snowwolf.com passed his certified flight instructor checkride back in the spring. And deserved a gift! SF fur interested in flying, look him up!
🎨 @tuzzleton.bsky.social
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I got to participate in some fun discussions about big boots, powerful footwear, and those on shapely, strong female legs and feets. Which reminded me I haven't posted this yet. I've admired @ramudey.bsky.social's art for a very long time and was so excited to have a chance to commission them.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I got to participate in some fun discussions about big boots, powerful footwear, and those on shapely, strong female legs and feets. Which reminded me I haven't posted this yet. I've admired @ramudey.bsky.social's art for a very long time and was so excited to have a chance to commission them.
The best way to experience “The City” is from up here.
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The best way to experience “The City” is from up here.
November 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM