🇨🇦Jordan-Célèste 🏳️⚧️
@umbrastarwolf.bsky.social
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they/them she/her it/it's
non binary polyamorous autistic
chronic shiny hunter and Wolf main in smash ultimate
I also write sometimes
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they/them she/her it/it's
non binary polyamorous autistic
chronic shiny hunter and Wolf main in smash ultimate
I also write sometimes
pfp by @rabiscomistico.bskysocial
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i'm sorry sheltered kids
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i'm sorry sheltered kids
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ITS NOT HARD TO JUST STAY ON YOUR STAND IDIOT
30$ down the drain I GOT HIM ON CHRISTMAS GOD DAMN IT
30$ down the drain I GOT HIM ON CHRISTMAS GOD DAMN IT
February 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ITS NOT HARD TO JUST STAY ON YOUR STAND IDIOT
30$ down the drain I GOT HIM ON CHRISTMAS GOD DAMN IT
30$ down the drain I GOT HIM ON CHRISTMAS GOD DAMN IT
of course eb games had a Zorua plush but I don't regret the weighted plush purchase one bit lol where would I even put that Zorua lmaooo
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
of course eb games had a Zorua plush but I don't regret the weighted plush purchase one bit lol where would I even put that Zorua lmaooo
being trans is so humiliating and humbling I hate being trans so much I wouldn't wish it on my worst ennemy its so awful for the most part
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
being trans is so humiliating and humbling I hate being trans so much I wouldn't wish it on my worst ennemy its so awful for the most part
finally found the mega Lucario card ive been seeking and I absolutely love Pidove but I could buy only one thing today and it was neither of them
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
finally found the mega Lucario card ive been seeking and I absolutely love Pidove but I could buy only one thing today and it was neither of them
I went to the mall to buy an Umbreon plush I saw the other day but my plans were ruined by this weighted tardigrade plush my autism is very happy and my gender very affirmed. They have both gender at once just like me.
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I went to the mall to buy an Umbreon plush I saw the other day but my plans were ruined by this weighted tardigrade plush my autism is very happy and my gender very affirmed. They have both gender at once just like me.
I need the Leon S Kennedy amiibo for *reasons*
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I need the Leon S Kennedy amiibo for *reasons*
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
im excited for a xenoblade 2 remake because the navigation around the map was so dogshit I got lost and frustrated and watched a playthrough
still peak game despite not having really played it that much
im excited if they decide to give it the full budget and voice acting it should have had
still peak game despite not having really played it that much
im excited if they decide to give it the full budget and voice acting it should have had
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
im excited for a xenoblade 2 remake because the navigation around the map was so dogshit I got lost and frustrated and watched a playthrough
still peak game despite not having really played it that much
im excited if they decide to give it the full budget and voice acting it should have had
still peak game despite not having really played it that much
im excited if they decide to give it the full budget and voice acting it should have had
are the olympics still in the US this year cause what's stopping ICE from snatching athletes who are not from the US
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
are the olympics still in the US this year cause what's stopping ICE from snatching athletes who are not from the US
i am at the point on my hrt breast journey that sleeping or sitting in some positions is uncomfortable
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i am at the point on my hrt breast journey that sleeping or sitting in some positions is uncomfortable
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This is worse than the time I had to help Shadow find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald!
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
This is worse than the time I had to help Shadow find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald!
had a dream I got the ZA shiny Riolu which means its nearly over
I get prophetic dreams about shiny
I had a dream of getting shiny Cobalion in ZA with the same ish background as hyperspace before we knew we could hunt them
I get prophetic dreams about shiny
I had a dream of getting shiny Cobalion in ZA with the same ish background as hyperspace before we knew we could hunt them
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
had a dream I got the ZA shiny Riolu which means its nearly over
I get prophetic dreams about shiny
I had a dream of getting shiny Cobalion in ZA with the same ish background as hyperspace before we knew we could hunt them
I get prophetic dreams about shiny
I had a dream of getting shiny Cobalion in ZA with the same ish background as hyperspace before we knew we could hunt them
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February 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
almost 2 months of Riolu hunting in ZA
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
almost 2 months of Riolu hunting in ZA
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if you see this post a character that starts with A
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
if you see this post a character that starts with A
how do people shiny hunt with the same save file on different consoles like I see people having the exact same catching pokemon sent out
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
how do people shiny hunt with the same save file on different consoles like I see people having the exact same catching pokemon sent out
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MONSTERS INC. hits a little different in 2026.
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
MONSTERS INC. hits a little different in 2026.
Happy Black History Month!!! QTP with one of your fave fictional Black characters!!
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Happy Black History Month!!! QTP with one of your fave fictional Black characters!!
also another shiny I want really bas but can't have is shiny Darkrai cause I missed out on the BDSP one and Im not sure if I trust my platinum cartridge enough to work after what happened to my soul silver
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
also another shiny I want really bas but can't have is shiny Darkrai cause I missed out on the BDSP one and Im not sure if I trust my platinum cartridge enough to work after what happened to my soul silver
I want a shiny mew so bad I am too broke to obtain one and the ds with my gen 1 vc broke so I can't even glitch a shiny mew
maybe the sd card is salvagable tho and I can put it in my brother's ds
maybe the sd card is salvagable tho and I can put it in my brother's ds
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I want a shiny mew so bad I am too broke to obtain one and the ds with my gen 1 vc broke so I can't even glitch a shiny mew
maybe the sd card is salvagable tho and I can put it in my brother's ds
maybe the sd card is salvagable tho and I can put it in my brother's ds
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everything is horrific right now so here’s my dog kissing a 2 year old pony named Rudy through a fence today if u need it:
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
everything is horrific right now so here’s my dog kissing a 2 year old pony named Rudy through a fence today if u need it:
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I underestimated how painful hrt is honestly now the lower half and the top half hurt at the same time but that makes me so happy
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I underestimated how painful hrt is honestly now the lower half and the top half hurt at the same time but that makes me so happy