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Tԋҽ Sʅιɱყ
@ultimateslimy.bsky.social
He/Him | Trans rights | Esports champion 2027
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I guess I’m going to start using Bluesky more
Twitter had now gotten to the point where every 2 posts is hate speech.
It’s way too sad and frustrating to use anymore.
Fuck you Elon.
May 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I wanna dress as a usps driver and deliver boxes full of rocks to people with ring cameras
#usps
May 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I wanna see them kiss
May 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shen can you please draw them kissing
May 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Amazing app
Good job Mr. Musk
May 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ideas for if I make a tv show or something:
• Kill a main character
• Have a scene where a 45 year old man who is balding and has a beer belly just busts the slickest dance moves ever.
• 6 seasons and a movie would be the ideal length
• Weird Al
• I want to make is mysterious like Gravity Falls
April 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What if I record a hangout with my friends, then hire actors who look like them to recreate that hangout, then show the recording with the imposters to my friends and never address it.
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Those kids didn’t know what hit them
March 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Life is worth living
March 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m so real for this
Thinking about robbing old ladies for a quick buck
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Do you think in a handful of years, and when a lot of YouTubers have retired, there will be new YouTube channels where people review the entire catalog of a retired YouTuber like how people review entire shows nowadays?
#youtube #thegreatdepression
February 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It says something when you can’t tell if a conservative is just a dumbass or is baiting on social media
January 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’ve been watching Squid Game and I think it’s really fucked up that Mr. Beast did all that.
January 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m shaking
January 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy new beer
December 31, 2024 at 11:59 PM
The last time a famous peanut died they got resurrected by the kool aid man. Now it’s your turn Jimmy…
December 30, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Luigi, the plumber not the assassin, should take estrogen
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I wish there were more pages like this in the manga. I love the way it looks.
December 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Jimmy Carter died
a group of children wearing red shirts that say mafia
Alt: Tax besr
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Watching Sonic 3 for Christmas
Hopefully Eggman’s nudes get leaked on Twitter.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
December 24, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Why did Valve make timeskip Scout look even more like Jerma?
December 21, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Why did Geoff Keighley phrase the last announcement like that. He really phrased it like Valve was about to announce something.
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Fortnite Ballistics makes Valorant look like the best game to ever exist
December 13, 2024 at 11:20 PM