spos
@ugliestmanalive.bsky.social
Doing grocery crimes immediately after getting pardoned for my past grocery crimes.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Doing grocery crimes immediately after getting pardoned for my past grocery crimes.
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from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
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i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
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These violent delights have good ends for everyone involved.
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
These violent delights have good ends for everyone involved.
My career as an armed robber is actually going much smoother than I initially anticipated
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My career as an armed robber is actually going much smoother than I initially anticipated
Im white but I refuse to do the jog when crossing a street or parking lot.
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Im white but I refuse to do the jog when crossing a street or parking lot.
Infinite shit gushing from my asshole
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Infinite shit gushing from my asshole
Kon Ka-Nipple should not be a real way to pronounce a person's name.
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Kon Ka-Nipple should not be a real way to pronounce a person's name.
Remember to roast your chest nuts on an open fire this holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Remember to roast your chest nuts on an open fire this holiday season
If I dont jack off 4 times a day then my balls swell up to the size of oranges.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If I dont jack off 4 times a day then my balls swell up to the size of oranges.
Filling up the bong with rigor and precision
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Filling up the bong with rigor and precision
Filling up the bong with shower water
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Filling up the bong with shower water
Vodka
Travel
Crabs
Travel
Crabs
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Vodka
Travel
Crabs
Travel
Crabs
She was perfect in every way, from her big jiggly ass to her uncalloused feet.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
She was perfect in every way, from her big jiggly ass to her uncalloused feet.
Excuse my crass behavior madam, I only act out like this because my shins got blowed off in ww2
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Excuse my crass behavior madam, I only act out like this because my shins got blowed off in ww2
Filling up the bong with the sweet nectar of life (my cum)
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Filling up the bong with the sweet nectar of life (my cum)
Filling up the bong with 420 glass cleaner (and then shaking it for 60 seconds, followed by a warm water rinse)
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Filling up the bong with 420 glass cleaner (and then shaking it for 60 seconds, followed by a warm water rinse)
Filling up the bong with a saline solution
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Filling up the bong with a saline solution
Steps forward from a crowd: I AM TREN DE ARAGUA
The Trump administration is using NSPM-7 to compile the names of alleged domestic terror groups. It won’t tell us who’s on the list.
Are You on Trump’s List of Domestic Terrorists? There’s No Way to Know.
The Trump administration is using NSPM-7 to compile the names of alleged domestic terror groups. It won’t tell us who’s on the list.
interc.pt
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Steps forward from a crowd: I AM TREN DE ARAGUA
Filling up the bong with hand sanitizer
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Filling up the bong with hand sanitizer
Filling up the bong with gravy
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Filling up the bong with gravy
They should make a pill that lets you pee without it burning
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
They should make a pill that lets you pee without it burning
I hope mitch McConnell has an embarrassing fall every day for the rest of his miserable fucking life.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I hope mitch McConnell has an embarrassing fall every day for the rest of his miserable fucking life.