UforiK
@uforik.bsky.social
Former lazy YouTube partner, current lazy indie game dev
I just watched Final Destination Bloodlines with my brother and his fiance and now i expect death at every turn 😃
June 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just watched Final Destination Bloodlines with my brother and his fiance and now i expect death at every turn 😃
This hunting Bin Laden documentary on Netflix is wild
May 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This hunting Bin Laden documentary on Netflix is wild
My boss was saying how her partner had 'tennis elbow, or golf elbow... whatever they call it now'
I thought (but didn't say) 'gooner elbow'
5 seconds later she continues, 'they should call it wankers elbow'
Great minds
I thought (but didn't say) 'gooner elbow'
5 seconds later she continues, 'they should call it wankers elbow'
Great minds
May 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My boss was saying how her partner had 'tennis elbow, or golf elbow... whatever they call it now'
I thought (but didn't say) 'gooner elbow'
5 seconds later she continues, 'they should call it wankers elbow'
Great minds
I thought (but didn't say) 'gooner elbow'
5 seconds later she continues, 'they should call it wankers elbow'
Great minds
Schedule 1 is a great game
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Schedule 1 is a great game
I was today years old when I learned that my eyes being blue is the reason why I'm more light sensitive and get extra glare when people are driving towards me with headlights that are the power of a thousand suns
April 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I was today years old when I learned that my eyes being blue is the reason why I'm more light sensitive and get extra glare when people are driving towards me with headlights that are the power of a thousand suns
First of all, nice 👌
Second, I'm gonna be so mad if I screw up tomorrow
Second, I'm gonna be so mad if I screw up tomorrow
March 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
First of all, nice 👌
Second, I'm gonna be so mad if I screw up tomorrow
Second, I'm gonna be so mad if I screw up tomorrow
America right now
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
America right now
I set out to read 1 book per month this year, which would equal 12 more than I read last year :)
Just finished my 7th in the first two months so it's going well and i'm super proud of that :)
Highlights so far:
Between Two Fires - Christopher Buehlman
Yellowface - R.F. Kuang
Just finished my 7th in the first two months so it's going well and i'm super proud of that :)
Highlights so far:
Between Two Fires - Christopher Buehlman
Yellowface - R.F. Kuang
February 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I set out to read 1 book per month this year, which would equal 12 more than I read last year :)
Just finished my 7th in the first two months so it's going well and i'm super proud of that :)
Highlights so far:
Between Two Fires - Christopher Buehlman
Yellowface - R.F. Kuang
Just finished my 7th in the first two months so it's going well and i'm super proud of that :)
Highlights so far:
Between Two Fires - Christopher Buehlman
Yellowface - R.F. Kuang
Had a guy deliver Chinese food and say 'enjoy your meal'
I said 'you too'
I will be thinking about this sporadically for the next 20 years
I know this because I said 'you too' to someone who said 'have a nice flight' to me about 20 years ago
I said 'you too'
I will be thinking about this sporadically for the next 20 years
I know this because I said 'you too' to someone who said 'have a nice flight' to me about 20 years ago
February 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Had a guy deliver Chinese food and say 'enjoy your meal'
I said 'you too'
I will be thinking about this sporadically for the next 20 years
I know this because I said 'you too' to someone who said 'have a nice flight' to me about 20 years ago
I said 'you too'
I will be thinking about this sporadically for the next 20 years
I know this because I said 'you too' to someone who said 'have a nice flight' to me about 20 years ago
Everyone's talking about the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America, whatever.
Can we appreciate that there's a town in the middle of the Indian ocean called 'The Tampon'
Can we appreciate that there's a town in the middle of the Indian ocean called 'The Tampon'
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Everyone's talking about the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America, whatever.
Can we appreciate that there's a town in the middle of the Indian ocean called 'The Tampon'
Can we appreciate that there's a town in the middle of the Indian ocean called 'The Tampon'
I've curated my instagram feed to be mostly cats and i wish there was a way to tell them that I don't actually own a cat because all my ads are for cat food
January 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I've curated my instagram feed to be mostly cats and i wish there was a way to tell them that I don't actually own a cat because all my ads are for cat food
❗️Looking for book recommendations❗️
I'm open to pretty much anything as long as you enjoyed it. Bonus points if it's on Kindle Unlimited, but it's not vital
I'm trying to read more this year and it's going very well so far, but I sometimes struggle to find new books
Thanks :)
I'm open to pretty much anything as long as you enjoyed it. Bonus points if it's on Kindle Unlimited, but it's not vital
I'm trying to read more this year and it's going very well so far, but I sometimes struggle to find new books
Thanks :)
January 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
❗️Looking for book recommendations❗️
I'm open to pretty much anything as long as you enjoyed it. Bonus points if it's on Kindle Unlimited, but it's not vital
I'm trying to read more this year and it's going very well so far, but I sometimes struggle to find new books
Thanks :)
I'm open to pretty much anything as long as you enjoyed it. Bonus points if it's on Kindle Unlimited, but it's not vital
I'm trying to read more this year and it's going very well so far, but I sometimes struggle to find new books
Thanks :)
I had to work the new years eve night shift and it was the easiest shift of my life. No one around, finished early and spent the last couple of hours just reading
Good start to the year :)
Good start to the year :)
January 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I had to work the new years eve night shift and it was the easiest shift of my life. No one around, finished early and spent the last couple of hours just reading
Good start to the year :)
Good start to the year :)
Someone bought a lone loaf of bread with $100 bill in Supermarket Simulator so i counted out and gave them 96 1's as change out of spite
Apparently I need therapy after the years I spent working with the public
Apparently I need therapy after the years I spent working with the public
December 14, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Someone bought a lone loaf of bread with $100 bill in Supermarket Simulator so i counted out and gave them 96 1's as change out of spite
Apparently I need therapy after the years I spent working with the public
Apparently I need therapy after the years I spent working with the public
My new boss's boss is apparently very nice and also 'very' Italian, so I'm switching my Duolingo to Italian because the only stuff I ever learned from my Sicilian friend years ago was to flirt and I don't think he'll respond well to 'buongiorno principessa'
December 13, 2024 at 7:38 AM
My new boss's boss is apparently very nice and also 'very' Italian, so I'm switching my Duolingo to Italian because the only stuff I ever learned from my Sicilian friend years ago was to flirt and I don't think he'll respond well to 'buongiorno principessa'
Yeah whoever that suspected CEO killer they arrested is, it wasn't him. He was with me that night.
December 9, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Yeah whoever that suspected CEO killer they arrested is, it wasn't him. He was with me that night.
And in one fleeting moment on a New York City street one random morning, the world learned that democracy and capitalism work best when the rich people in charge become scared of consequences
December 6, 2024 at 10:59 PM
And in one fleeting moment on a New York City street one random morning, the world learned that democracy and capitalism work best when the rich people in charge become scared of consequences
It never ceases to amaze me that they managed to film 4 whole seasons of Outer Banks solely in golden hour
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
It never ceases to amaze me that they managed to film 4 whole seasons of Outer Banks solely in golden hour
Is Nduja a trendy new food? I'd never heard of it but now i'm seeing it everywhere in the past few weeks. I mean, if it is, i understand why, it's delicious 😊
December 1, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Is Nduja a trendy new food? I'd never heard of it but now i'm seeing it everywhere in the past few weeks. I mean, if it is, i understand why, it's delicious 😊
My local average rent for a 2 bedroom apartment is £2000 ($2500)
I just found out I could rent a nice apartment in Kuala Lumpur with THIS view for literally a THIRD of that.
So basically... time to switch my Duolingo from Japanese to Malay
I just found out I could rent a nice apartment in Kuala Lumpur with THIS view for literally a THIRD of that.
So basically... time to switch my Duolingo from Japanese to Malay
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 PM
My local average rent for a 2 bedroom apartment is £2000 ($2500)
I just found out I could rent a nice apartment in Kuala Lumpur with THIS view for literally a THIRD of that.
So basically... time to switch my Duolingo from Japanese to Malay
I just found out I could rent a nice apartment in Kuala Lumpur with THIS view for literally a THIRD of that.
So basically... time to switch my Duolingo from Japanese to Malay
Me: watching a murder documentary at work
Murder Doc: 'months later she was found just off (road name) in (town name)'
Me: in (town name), less than 2 minutes from (road name)
Murder Doc: 'months later she was found just off (road name) in (town name)'
Me: in (town name), less than 2 minutes from (road name)
a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes and a beard .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes and a beard .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Me: watching a murder documentary at work
Murder Doc: 'months later she was found just off (road name) in (town name)'
Me: in (town name), less than 2 minutes from (road name)
Murder Doc: 'months later she was found just off (road name) in (town name)'
Me: in (town name), less than 2 minutes from (road name)
My first Bluesky mistake was making a post with the word cr*pto in it.
Live and learn :)
Live and learn :)
November 26, 2024 at 12:33 PM
My first Bluesky mistake was making a post with the word cr*pto in it.
Live and learn :)
Live and learn :)
Man the difference between opening Twitter and here are night and day.
Twitter: Project2025, Techtone's abuse, random crypto scam
Bluesky: Cats, video games, people just living their lives
Twitter: Project2025, Techtone's abuse, random crypto scam
Bluesky: Cats, video games, people just living their lives
November 23, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Man the difference between opening Twitter and here are night and day.
Twitter: Project2025, Techtone's abuse, random crypto scam
Bluesky: Cats, video games, people just living their lives
Twitter: Project2025, Techtone's abuse, random crypto scam
Bluesky: Cats, video games, people just living their lives