What's better than 69?
77. You get 8 more.
-Redd Foxx

Coyotes really do eat roadrunners.

Grandma Got Buttfucked By A Reindeer

Ninja Bachelor Party (1991)
Bill Hicks, Kevin Booth, chiggers

Married With Children (1991)
...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

I could use a little shafafa on the side.
#FrimFramSauce

I can't help but wonder whether or not, after all these years, Neil Young has remembered a southern man don't need him around anyhow.

Redd Foxx on a train... We took this girl up in the woods. About a hundred of us. We lined up. I was 75th... I was standing there with a beach towel, and a sponge, and a water hose and a mop. And a gallon of Fantastik. See, I'd been 10th before, so I knew what 75th was gonna be like.