Uchao
@uchao.bsky.social
filled 3 bins with leaves from yard work and yet somehow the yard still looks like it has the same amount of leaves
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
filled 3 bins with leaves from yard work and yet somehow the yard still looks like it has the same amount of leaves
body to broad for twink cosplay, but not buff enough for hot cosplay, work in progress
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
body to broad for twink cosplay, but not buff enough for hot cosplay, work in progress
i need to be lobotomized or something
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i need to be lobotomized or something
Herme's whole thing in ffxiv was kind of stupid, but like ... I get it
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Herme's whole thing in ffxiv was kind of stupid, but like ... I get it
i think i need a life size weapon prop, i just don't know what weapon...
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i think i need a life size weapon prop, i just don't know what weapon...
big bag of protein powder that's more powder per $ but more $ because big bag... gotta start working on back muscles and legs and abs, just anything that isn't biceps
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
big bag of protein powder that's more powder per $ but more $ because big bag... gotta start working on back muscles and legs and abs, just anything that isn't biceps
apparently being on break and putting a computer in my room means i won't leave my room until i remember i need to eat
October 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
apparently being on break and putting a computer in my room means i won't leave my room until i remember i need to eat
Saw a man wearing a light green headband, orange long-sleeve, and overalls. It's Goofy.
October 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Saw a man wearing a light green headband, orange long-sleeve, and overalls. It's Goofy.
love when i get relaxed in a chair and i crack my lower spine like a bendy straw to slouch
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
love when i get relaxed in a chair and i crack my lower spine like a bendy straw to slouch
Reposted by Uchao
October! That means it's charity fundraising time!
As always I'll be screaming for charity, playing scary games and terrifying myself for your entertainment! All donations, subs, bits, tips coming in during October 1-31st will be collected and sent to the Oasis Society in November, with receipts!
As always I'll be screaming for charity, playing scary games and terrifying myself for your entertainment! All donations, subs, bits, tips coming in during October 1-31st will be collected and sent to the Oasis Society in November, with receipts!
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
October! That means it's charity fundraising time!
As always I'll be screaming for charity, playing scary games and terrifying myself for your entertainment! All donations, subs, bits, tips coming in during October 1-31st will be collected and sent to the Oasis Society in November, with receipts!
As always I'll be screaming for charity, playing scary games and terrifying myself for your entertainment! All donations, subs, bits, tips coming in during October 1-31st will be collected and sent to the Oasis Society in November, with receipts!
random purchases are actually more tolerable if you convert the monetary value into # of video games you would buy on sale and not play
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
random purchases are actually more tolerable if you convert the monetary value into # of video games you would buy on sale and not play
if i do well on this test, i'll buy myself a gameboy
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
if i do well on this test, i'll buy myself a gameboy
Reposted by Uchao
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
I feel like i'm roleplaying as a person. like i've gotten by just putting all these shapes into square holes, and now that i'm looking at them i have no idea what i'm holding.
September 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I feel like i'm roleplaying as a person. like i've gotten by just putting all these shapes into square holes, and now that i'm looking at them i have no idea what i'm holding.
why is it that wanting attention makes me feel like i don't deserve it?
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
why is it that wanting attention makes me feel like i don't deserve it?
benefit of an audio recorder is i can listen to lectures while doing chores so i don't have chore paralysis from thinking i should be studying instead
...negatives is i might retain just as little info as when i heard it live
...negatives is i might retain just as little info as when i heard it live
September 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
benefit of an audio recorder is i can listen to lectures while doing chores so i don't have chore paralysis from thinking i should be studying instead
...negatives is i might retain just as little info as when i heard it live
...negatives is i might retain just as little info as when i heard it live
I have so many screenshots of my alarm screen...
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I have so many screenshots of my alarm screen...
What if I was highly parasocial but nothing happens because I don't talk/hangout with my friends?
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What if I was highly parasocial but nothing happens because I don't talk/hangout with my friends?
Reposted by Uchao
Happy birthday to my eternal muse 🩵
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy birthday to my eternal muse 🩵
my textbooks don't come with free e-book versions. i'm actually going to have to sit down somewhere and use my eyes
August 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
my textbooks don't come with free e-book versions. i'm actually going to have to sit down somewhere and use my eyes
i wouldn't mind housework so much if it didn't make me work up a sweat
August 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i wouldn't mind housework so much if it didn't make me work up a sweat
setting up an alarm for when i should take melatonin to adjust my sleep..
August 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
setting up an alarm for when i should take melatonin to adjust my sleep..
would love to play monhun. shame it needs 1 hr to compile after every update
August 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
would love to play monhun. shame it needs 1 hr to compile after every update
When was the last time you saw Ronald Mvdonald?
August 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When was the last time you saw Ronald Mvdonald?
hyper focusing on retro handheld consoles/emulators even though i would literally only play games i already owned and haven't touched in years
August 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
hyper focusing on retro handheld consoles/emulators even though i would literally only play games i already owned and haven't touched in years