Ubiety
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Living through another mass extinction.
Fits the general description of a xennial.
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Fits the general description of a xennial.
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Ubiety
@ubiety.bsky.social
· Oct 6
ask me about the time i saw ball lightning.
The sky is slightly pink and that's about the extent of it in SW Portland.
My first visible aurora is a bit of a fizzle.
My first visible aurora is a bit of a fizzle.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The sky is slightly pink and that's about the extent of it in SW Portland.
My first visible aurora is a bit of a fizzle.
My first visible aurora is a bit of a fizzle.
Bots out in force today. Time to mute whole phrases again. 😒
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bots out in force today. Time to mute whole phrases again. 😒
Dude I would've noticed something right away but as soon as he spoke I'd know IMMEDIATELY that it's just Gul Dukat cosplaying as a Bajoran, clearly up to no good.
That's some Clark Kent with the glasses and the hat bullshit right there.
That's some Clark Kent with the glasses and the hat bullshit right there.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dude I would've noticed something right away but as soon as he spoke I'd know IMMEDIATELY that it's just Gul Dukat cosplaying as a Bajoran, clearly up to no good.
That's some Clark Kent with the glasses and the hat bullshit right there.
That's some Clark Kent with the glasses and the hat bullshit right there.
Dick Cheney was the first political figure I actively hated. It developed naturally, in real-time, to his actions and words as VP.
I wasn't told to hate him, or taught to hate him. He was just that awful that I spawned it all on my own.
Stay dead, motherfucker.
I wasn't told to hate him, or taught to hate him. He was just that awful that I spawned it all on my own.
Stay dead, motherfucker.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dick Cheney was the first political figure I actively hated. It developed naturally, in real-time, to his actions and words as VP.
I wasn't told to hate him, or taught to hate him. He was just that awful that I spawned it all on my own.
Stay dead, motherfucker.
I wasn't told to hate him, or taught to hate him. He was just that awful that I spawned it all on my own.
Stay dead, motherfucker.
I miss when A.I. was just bizarre fever dream emulators that rendered everything poorly and weren't actually running entire branches of American government and replacing doctors, teachers, lawyers, and generals.
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I miss when A.I. was just bizarre fever dream emulators that rendered everything poorly and weren't actually running entire branches of American government and replacing doctors, teachers, lawyers, and generals.
Watched the 1979 version of "Dracula" with Frank Langella tonight.
Decidedly 1979.
Decidedly 1979.
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Watched the 1979 version of "Dracula" with Frank Langella tonight.
Decidedly 1979.
Decidedly 1979.
Every year, people are outraged at the "word of the year", and every year, they forget the previous year's word.
There is so much more to be angry about in the world than this stupid slang phrase that'll be forgotten in six months and show up again in 20 years when nostalgia brings it back.
There is so much more to be angry about in the world than this stupid slang phrase that'll be forgotten in six months and show up again in 20 years when nostalgia brings it back.
Parents and teachers cover your ears. Dictionary.com says its word of the year is “6-7.” The viral term is one kids and teenagers can’t stop repeating and laughing about.
Dictionary.com’s word of the year is '6-7.' But is it even a word and what does it mean?
Parents and teachers cover your ears. Dictionary.com says its word of the year is “6-7.” The viral term is one kids and teenagers can’t stop repeating and laughing about.
bit.ly
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Every year, people are outraged at the "word of the year", and every year, they forget the previous year's word.
There is so much more to be angry about in the world than this stupid slang phrase that'll be forgotten in six months and show up again in 20 years when nostalgia brings it back.
There is so much more to be angry about in the world than this stupid slang phrase that'll be forgotten in six months and show up again in 20 years when nostalgia brings it back.
Found some big-ass mushrooms today.
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found some big-ass mushrooms today.
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Shittles
Shittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SOUR PATCH AIDS
SOUR PATCH AIDS
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SARS bar
SARS bar
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Shittles
Shittles
51% of all internet traffic is bots, you say?
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
51% of all internet traffic is bots, you say?
Everybody's *really mad* at that guy who said only conservative men truly love Star Trek.
I mean, he's just fucking wrong but he knows that as much as we do. He got exactly what he wanted: he made people mad and he drew attention to his attempt to get Paramount to make Trek for white men only.
I mean, he's just fucking wrong but he knows that as much as we do. He got exactly what he wanted: he made people mad and he drew attention to his attempt to get Paramount to make Trek for white men only.
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
Alt: Max points up and says "That's bait", because it is.
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Everybody's *really mad* at that guy who said only conservative men truly love Star Trek.
I mean, he's just fucking wrong but he knows that as much as we do. He got exactly what he wanted: he made people mad and he drew attention to his attempt to get Paramount to make Trek for white men only.
I mean, he's just fucking wrong but he knows that as much as we do. He got exactly what he wanted: he made people mad and he drew attention to his attempt to get Paramount to make Trek for white men only.
This is how my dreams play out, minus all the shooting and war stuff. I don't dream about that, but I do inexplicably transition between disparate settings and scenarios.
AI games are going to be amazing (after half a joint and a bottle of red wine).
AI games are going to be amazing (after half a joint and a bottle of red wine).
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is how my dreams play out, minus all the shooting and war stuff. I don't dream about that, but I do inexplicably transition between disparate settings and scenarios.
AI games are going to be amazing (after half a joint and a bottle of red wine).
AI games are going to be amazing (after half a joint and a bottle of red wine).
The whole "Nazi Bar" story is playing out in real-time in Maine and of course liberals are falling right into it like a fucking pitcher plant.
IF A GUY HAS A NAZI TATTOO HE'S A NAZI.
NOBODY ACCIDENTALLY GETS A NAZI TATTOO.
DON'T LET NAZIS INTO YOUR BAR.
IF A GUY HAS A NAZI TATTOO HE'S A NAZI.
NOBODY ACCIDENTALLY GETS A NAZI TATTOO.
DON'T LET NAZIS INTO YOUR BAR.
October 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The whole "Nazi Bar" story is playing out in real-time in Maine and of course liberals are falling right into it like a fucking pitcher plant.
IF A GUY HAS A NAZI TATTOO HE'S A NAZI.
NOBODY ACCIDENTALLY GETS A NAZI TATTOO.
DON'T LET NAZIS INTO YOUR BAR.
IF A GUY HAS A NAZI TATTOO HE'S A NAZI.
NOBODY ACCIDENTALLY GETS A NAZI TATTOO.
DON'T LET NAZIS INTO YOUR BAR.
I'm only one person, but today I was one in a crowd of fifty thousand.
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm only one person, but today I was one in a crowd of fifty thousand.
my god i'm turning into dale gribble.
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
my god i'm turning into dale gribble.
Keep falling down, Mitch.
All the way, dude. You've earned it.
All the way, dude. You've earned it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Keep falling down, Mitch.
All the way, dude. You've earned it.
All the way, dude. You've earned it.
brb gonna take a quick 30,000 mile spin around the block this'll be funny
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
brb gonna take a quick 30,000 mile spin around the block this'll be funny
"The 37's" is the most busted-ass, plot hole-ridden mess of nearly all of Star Trek Voyager episodes and yet it's still one of my favorites.
How the fk did they not see the conspicuously nameless "cities" from orbit? Why did they not give them names in the script?
Why did they all choose to stay?
How the fk did they not see the conspicuously nameless "cities" from orbit? Why did they not give them names in the script?
Why did they all choose to stay?
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"The 37's" is the most busted-ass, plot hole-ridden mess of nearly all of Star Trek Voyager episodes and yet it's still one of my favorites.
How the fk did they not see the conspicuously nameless "cities" from orbit? Why did they not give them names in the script?
Why did they all choose to stay?
How the fk did they not see the conspicuously nameless "cities" from orbit? Why did they not give them names in the script?
Why did they all choose to stay?
man i love blocking people.
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
man i love blocking people.
LOL there is no fucking way I'm *SIGNING UP* for a protest.
October 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
LOL there is no fucking way I'm *SIGNING UP* for a protest.
Watching "Space Sweepers" for like the 4th time and always reminded how on track we are to get to this fucked up notion of a future.
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Watching "Space Sweepers" for like the 4th time and always reminded how on track we are to get to this fucked up notion of a future.
ask me about the time i saw ball lightning.
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
ask me about the time i saw ball lightning.
Every single one of these that I find in my possession is getting hammered flat and used for welding practice.
It’s hard to overstate how deeply weird it is the way so many people have committed themselves to sanctifying this sundowning grandpa.
October 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every single one of these that I find in my possession is getting hammered flat and used for welding practice.