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Markus Schneider
@ubermarkus.bsky.social
he/him | patent engineer & patent attorney | Fürth ☘️ & Nürnberg | loves gadgets, technology and traveling | improving his English by posting in Denglish :) (Amazon links may be aff links)
Should your home office be too cold, I recommend running Folding@home foldingathome.org on your machine 👌 It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Folding@home – Fighting disease with a world wide distributed super computer.
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December 4, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Nächsten Sonntag ist nach langer Zeit mal wieder ein Stammtisch von mut in Nürnberg 🙂 Wir sind eine kleine, junge Partei in der man eigene Gedanken und Themen sehr gut einbringen kann. Kommt vorbei, wir freuen uns 🥳 www.partei-mut.de/events/zukun...
December 3, 2023 at 6:05 PM
As a Swabian, this BlackFriday and CyberMonday stuff is killing me. True, there are some deals, but mostly on crapy toxic no-name stuff no one needs. So I’ve been checking deals for hours and end up with the most basic “replacement purchases”. I only bought new pillows and tax software. Meh.
November 27, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Had to shave my beard off for my new hobby. I look 10 years younger. Also strange like the person you know with glasses, suddenly without glasses… but more on a scale of no teeth and a thumb for an eye 😒
November 14, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Got shots against the flu and Corona yesterday and I’m quite fucked today. Cold like symptoms from the flu shot. Still better than the real thing though 😷
November 8, 2023 at 4:38 PM
I’m listening to Walter Isaacson’s biography on Elon Musk and while it makes me more optimistic about Twitter’s future as X, it also makes me kind of sad. X could be a great service, but somehow my feed over there just turned to toxic right wing shit 💩
November 6, 2023 at 8:31 PM
I’m a simple man. I always buy the same food. Tomatoes and cheese. Looking at the current prices, someone gold plated those mf tomatoes internally or something 🤬
October 25, 2023 at 4:12 PM
There are two ways to get through this city - with speed 🐴
October 24, 2023 at 10:26 AM
Nice comparison of USB-C cables www.lumafield.com/article/usb-... But honestly, every school needs one of those X-ray CT scanners. Pupils could drop all kind of stuff into them and it would open up a new world to them.
USB-C head-to-head comparison
The reign of the Lightning cable is over, and the USB-C era has begun — leaving us wondering what sets one charger apart from another. We do a teardown of Apple's Thunderbolt 4 and its competitors.
www.lumafield.com
October 19, 2023 at 1:54 PM
I’m starting to become some kind of Corona test connoisseur. “Uh yeah, that is some luxury shit tingling in my nose right there!”
October 19, 2023 at 6:01 AM
Those common thermostats might look analogue, but are the most digital things ever. You either freeze or burn to death, your choice.
October 17, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Can’t eloquently express how happy it makes me, when I’m just as strong as a female Apple Fitness+ strength coach 🥵 And all the time they are just talking, while I’m barely breathing. We need more obese fitness coaches 😅
October 16, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Just my kind of cup 😅
October 16, 2023 at 6:22 AM
October 13, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Started playing Cyberpunk again (it’s been almost three years 🤯) and promptly ran into a game over bug. Shame 🐜 You simply don’t have any such problems with Nintendo’s games.
October 12, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Just cleaned all the windows and mirrors and then there comes this fly and shits on my work 🤬
October 9, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Considering the election results in Bavaria and Hesse I suggest the kids stop glueing themselves to streets. No one gives a fuck. You better use the time to improve your heat tolerance, grow a beard and learn to love potatoes. Cause this country is going to get warm, misogynist and xenophobic fast 😒
October 9, 2023 at 7:27 AM
The new Conversation Awareness feature in the #Apple AirPods turns down my music, when I’m sighing or groaning and I’m not sure, if I’m ready for that.
October 9, 2023 at 7:00 AM
I was VERY much hyped for #Starfield and now it is only meh. I don’t even know why. Love the graphic style (based on NASA stuff), but that there’s no reflection of myself is kind of off putting.
October 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Love the smell of me shitting my pants* in the morning 🌅

(*natural reaction of giving real tools to office nerds like me)
October 7, 2023 at 7:11 AM
In our Tegut grocery store there are more people “picking and buying” stuff for Amazon, than regular customers 🤯
October 6, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Day 1 after a vacation:
I’ll never be able to work again 😱 I need peace, I need freedom!

Day 3 after a vacation:
Mr. Roboto at work 🤖
October 6, 2023 at 6:25 AM
Wanted to start with a positive first post, so here is some stuff I did NOT eat ☝️

(I’m in Seoul and don’t understand, why Koreans are so thin. They eat horrendous/delicious stuff.)
September 30, 2023 at 6:46 AM
Danke an @kuehlesblondes.bsky.social für die Einladung 🙏🙂
September 29, 2023 at 10:54 AM