uberjNet
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꧁•⊹٭𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗٭⊹•꧂
BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights
꧁•⊹٭𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗٭⊹•꧂
BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights
'give me the peace prize or imma start some wars' isn't the brilliant negotiation tactic he thinks it is
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
'give me the peace prize or imma start some wars' isn't the brilliant negotiation tactic he thinks it is
oh good point, I thought it was bad for people to get murdered, but I didn’t consider the possibility that their hair could be short
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh good point, I thought it was bad for people to get murdered, but I didn’t consider the possibility that their hair could be short
Amazing how the bootlicking right is okay with a police state as long as the cops hate the same people they do
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Amazing how the bootlicking right is okay with a police state as long as the cops hate the same people they do
Are ya winning, French son?
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Are ya winning, French son?
You can stop dreaming now Bing, it's white enough out here
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You can stop dreaming now Bing, it's white enough out here
i don't even gaf about the bruises on his hands anymore, just let me know when he dies
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i don't even gaf about the bruises on his hands anymore, just let me know when he dies
We just passed a sign in a small town at the fairgrounds that said 'diarrhea awareness month on now, runs until friday' and my partner doesn't find it nearly as uproarious as I do
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We just passed a sign in a small town at the fairgrounds that said 'diarrhea awareness month on now, runs until friday' and my partner doesn't find it nearly as uproarious as I do
Obviously Paul McCartney was great in Wings but Tony Shalhoub was pretty good too
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Obviously Paul McCartney was great in Wings but Tony Shalhoub was pretty good too
Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history
When someone says 'hi my name is Niamh' I'm not sure if I should beliamh them
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When someone says 'hi my name is Niamh' I'm not sure if I should beliamh them
skipping a couple glasses of water so i can ask chatgpt what it thinks of me
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
skipping a couple glasses of water so i can ask chatgpt what it thinks of me
Smash or pass the patriarchy
October 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Smash or pass the patriarchy
honest names for la croix: - ghost of strawberries past - writing my mango's thesis - produced in a facility that also handles coconut
October 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
honest names for la croix: - ghost of strawberries past - writing my mango's thesis - produced in a facility that also handles coconut
That was the most disappointing rapture yet
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That was the most disappointing rapture yet
The 'muh free speech' crowd sure is into censorship these days, huh?
September 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The 'muh free speech' crowd sure is into censorship these days, huh?
I extend as much empathy as he had for women, immigrants, people of colour, the entire LGBTQ community, rape victims, doctors performing safe abortions, victims of school shootings, victims of mass shootings in general, Melissa Hortman, and Paul Pelosi
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I extend as much empathy as he had for women, immigrants, people of colour, the entire LGBTQ community, rape victims, doctors performing safe abortions, victims of school shootings, victims of mass shootings in general, Melissa Hortman, and Paul Pelosi
Can we all pretend he's dead again this weekend
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Can we all pretend he's dead again this weekend
WHY EVEN LIVE ANYMORE
August 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WHY EVEN LIVE ANYMORE
Turns out Quebec only has rules against French swears
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Turns out Quebec only has rules against French swears
The 'Cover Your Drinks' Tour
August 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The 'Cover Your Drinks' Tour
Nothing beat those after school naps with the tv on, waking up not knowing where, when, or who you are, and the only way you knew it couldn't be morning was because cbc didn't play the simpsons in the morning
July 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Nothing beat those after school naps with the tv on, waking up not knowing where, when, or who you are, and the only way you knew it couldn't be morning was because cbc didn't play the simpsons in the morning