uberjNet
@uberjnet.bsky.social
she/her
꧁•⊹٭𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗٭⊹•꧂
BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights
꧁•⊹٭𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗٭⊹•꧂
BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights
Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history
When someone says 'hi my name is Niamh' I'm not sure if I should beliamh them
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When someone says 'hi my name is Niamh' I'm not sure if I should beliamh them
skipping a couple glasses of water so i can ask chatgpt what it thinks of me
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
skipping a couple glasses of water so i can ask chatgpt what it thinks of me
Smash or pass the patriarchy
October 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Smash or pass the patriarchy
honest names for la croix: - ghost of strawberries past - writing my mango's thesis - produced in a facility that also handles coconut
October 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
honest names for la croix: - ghost of strawberries past - writing my mango's thesis - produced in a facility that also handles coconut
That was the most disappointing rapture yet
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That was the most disappointing rapture yet
The 'muh free speech' crowd sure is into censorship these days, huh?
September 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The 'muh free speech' crowd sure is into censorship these days, huh?
I extend as much empathy as he had for women, immigrants, people of colour, the entire LGBTQ community, rape victims, doctors performing safe abortions, victims of school shootings, victims of mass shootings in general, Melissa Hortman, and Paul Pelosi
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I extend as much empathy as he had for women, immigrants, people of colour, the entire LGBTQ community, rape victims, doctors performing safe abortions, victims of school shootings, victims of mass shootings in general, Melissa Hortman, and Paul Pelosi
Can we all pretend he's dead again this weekend
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Can we all pretend he's dead again this weekend
WHY EVEN LIVE ANYMORE
August 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WHY EVEN LIVE ANYMORE
Turns out Quebec only has rules against French swears
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Turns out Quebec only has rules against French swears
The 'Cover Your Drinks' Tour
August 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The 'Cover Your Drinks' Tour
Nothing beat those after school naps with the tv on, waking up not knowing where, when, or who you are, and the only way you knew it couldn't be morning was because cbc didn't play the simpsons in the morning
July 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Nothing beat those after school naps with the tv on, waking up not knowing where, when, or who you are, and the only way you knew it couldn't be morning was because cbc didn't play the simpsons in the morning
was so hungry while I was out the other night, and I looked in my purse to see half a banh mi that past me had saved for later. love her sometimes, she can be so thoughtful
July 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
was so hungry while I was out the other night, and I looked in my purse to see half a banh mi that past me had saved for later. love her sometimes, she can be so thoughtful
The Dobbler Effect: the increase or decrease in pitch of Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes as John Cusack moves closer or further away
July 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The Dobbler Effect: the increase or decrease in pitch of Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes as John Cusack moves closer or further away
🎶You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart and nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
Our 🎶
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
Our 🎶
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
🎶You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart and nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
Our 🎶
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
Our 🎶
imagine the whole world so quickly and thoroughly finding out that you like coldplay
July 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
imagine the whole world so quickly and thoroughly finding out that you like coldplay
The only thing I need to know about this collab is why they didn't workshop this name even a little bit
July 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The only thing I need to know about this collab is why they didn't workshop this name even a little bit
Finishing each other's sentences means you're either soulmates or Beastie Boys
July 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Finishing each other's sentences means you're either soulmates or Beastie Boys
Why can't Panera bring back that lemonade that kills people
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why can't Panera bring back that lemonade that kills people
Maybe the real Epstein list was the friends we made along the way
July 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Maybe the real Epstein list was the friends we made along the way
Mmmm mmmm, steamed Jems
July 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mmmm mmmm, steamed Jems