Ubercrit
@ubercrit.bsky.social
I post opinions about things I like and occasionally things I don’t. He/Him, 🏳️🌈
Hoping for a modern port of Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 is the ultimate monkeys paw because I just know Sega would find a way to make them worse again
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hoping for a modern port of Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 is the ultimate monkeys paw because I just know Sega would find a way to make them worse again
This is your reminder that Kai is the best way to watch Dragonball Z
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is your reminder that Kai is the best way to watch Dragonball Z
Dragonball Daima’s issues, funny enough, are a lot more tolerable in a binge watch where I can go “ha ha that was dumb/funny/cool ok what’s next?” rather than having to sit on it for a week
October 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Dragonball Daima’s issues, funny enough, are a lot more tolerable in a binge watch where I can go “ha ha that was dumb/funny/cool ok what’s next?” rather than having to sit on it for a week
Call me when ANC headphones can cancel out the sound of me eating
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Call me when ANC headphones can cancel out the sound of me eating
Everyone dunking on Virtual Boy for Switch rn (rightfully so), but I think it’s nice to see them trying to preserve the original experience best they can no matter how crappy that experience was
September 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Everyone dunking on Virtual Boy for Switch rn (rightfully so), but I think it’s nice to see them trying to preserve the original experience best they can no matter how crappy that experience was
Can’t believe they teased us with Super Mario Wonder DLC by showing us a bunch of multiplayer modes in depth and then at the very end going “oh btw there’s also new levels and stuff and the Koopalings are back byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!” LIKE WHAT NO WAIT SHOW ME MORE PLEASE
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can’t believe they teased us with Super Mario Wonder DLC by showing us a bunch of multiplayer modes in depth and then at the very end going “oh btw there’s also new levels and stuff and the Koopalings are back byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!” LIKE WHAT NO WAIT SHOW ME MORE PLEASE
I think people would be happier if they played more Kirby games. They’re good for the soul
a pink kirby and a blue bunny are on a sandy beach
ALT: a pink kirby and a blue bunny are on a sandy beach
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September 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I think people would be happier if they played more Kirby games. They’re good for the soul
Joining Bluesky: “Wow this feels like old twitter!” (complimentary)
Bluesky now: “Wow this place feels like old twitter!” (derogatory)
Bluesky now: “Wow this place feels like old twitter!” (derogatory)
July 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Joining Bluesky: “Wow this feels like old twitter!” (complimentary)
Bluesky now: “Wow this place feels like old twitter!” (derogatory)
Bluesky now: “Wow this place feels like old twitter!” (derogatory)
HOW DID TEAM SEA GET THE MOST VOTES WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
July 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
HOW DID TEAM SEA GET THE MOST VOTES WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
I can finally race on the routes in Mario Kart World and all of you are stuck doing it with me! We’re going on a roadtrip baybeeeeee! :3
June 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I can finally race on the routes in Mario Kart World and all of you are stuck doing it with me! We’re going on a roadtrip baybeeeeee! :3
One of my fav things from Astro Bot was just smacking stuff and seeing what happens, and now Donkey Kong Bananza is just going to be a whole game of smacking stuff but now with a purpose. Couldn’t be happier
June 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One of my fav things from Astro Bot was just smacking stuff and seeing what happens, and now Donkey Kong Bananza is just going to be a whole game of smacking stuff but now with a purpose. Couldn’t be happier
If you’re playing Salmon Run and you wait for someone else to throw a bomb at the Flyfish before you do you’re a bottom. Sorry I don’t make the rules
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you’re playing Salmon Run and you wait for someone else to throw a bomb at the Flyfish before you do you’re a bottom. Sorry I don’t make the rules
One of my favorite things about Helldivers is that success is not measured by how long you survive or kills you get, it’s measured in how many objectives you complete for the glory of Super Earth. You’re expected to die, so make it glorious. Living is temporary, Managed Democracy is forever 💪
May 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
One of my favorite things about Helldivers is that success is not measured by how long you survive or kills you get, it’s measured in how many objectives you complete for the glory of Super Earth. You’re expected to die, so make it glorious. Living is temporary, Managed Democracy is forever 💪
Helldivers 2 feels tailor made for the Wii U and it’s a crime the dual screen gimmick wasn’t around long enough to see it happen
May 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Helldivers 2 feels tailor made for the Wii U and it’s a crime the dual screen gimmick wasn’t around long enough to see it happen
Nintendo Today is the funniest news app I’ve ever seen and it’s the only app on my phone whose one job is to make me happy. Yeah sure I wanna start my day off with a rotating HDMI cable, Mario Run key art, and a tiny dancing Callie. Who wouldn’t?
May 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nintendo Today is the funniest news app I’ve ever seen and it’s the only app on my phone whose one job is to make me happy. Yeah sure I wanna start my day off with a rotating HDMI cable, Mario Run key art, and a tiny dancing Callie. Who wouldn’t?
THEY ADDED PEAK TO NINTENDO MUSIC! LETS GO!
May 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
THEY ADDED PEAK TO NINTENDO MUSIC! LETS GO!
Astro Bot is NOT a Super Mario Galaxy 3. It’s a Kirby Forgotten Lands 2
May 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Astro Bot is NOT a Super Mario Galaxy 3. It’s a Kirby Forgotten Lands 2
If you liked Luigi more than Mario growing up, you’re a bottom now
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If you liked Luigi more than Mario growing up, you’re a bottom now
Post some monsters you like to see return in Monster Hunter Wilds
April 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Post some monsters you like to see return in Monster Hunter Wilds
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Nintendo knows what the fans want to see
April 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Nintendo knows what the fans want to see
Honestly really bummed to hear how many Switch 2 games are going with the game key card route. I guess it’s better than just getting a digital code but I love having physical games. We’ll just have to see how many future games go this route but I won’t be buying too many of them
April 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Honestly really bummed to hear how many Switch 2 games are going with the game key card route. I guess it’s better than just getting a digital code but I love having physical games. We’ll just have to see how many future games go this route but I won’t be buying too many of them
I THINK WALMART CAME THROUGH FOR ME LETS GO SWITCH 2 BAYBEEEEEEEE
April 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I THINK WALMART CAME THROUGH FOR ME LETS GO SWITCH 2 BAYBEEEEEEEE
I hate this coverart so much like stop aura farming and at least LOOK at the monster. Most Monster Hunter games have really cool coverart but this one is just so bland
April 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I hate this coverart so much like stop aura farming and at least LOOK at the monster. Most Monster Hunter games have really cool coverart but this one is just so bland