Has Donald Trump picked up any more shifts at McDonalds or could he not cut it?

I’m sure this Pedro Pascal character is a fine fellow, but until he’s hawking Royal Match it’s a little premature to celebrate his arrival.

I will: Stimulate the economy

You will: Attach a pic of a proof of purchase. Literally any will do.

*By doing so you agree to receive a secret message from me disclosing the two (2) No Doubt songs I like.

Rivian should pull a loss-leader trade in event for Teslas and flip their market share.

My house has a room where I put the poop and peep. If I pull a lever the city takes it away. Those freaks do whatever they want with it. I give them money for this.

It's thrilling when someone follows me on here because this is literally my second post in months. Stay tuned for more exciting content in March of next year.

You: "A Trump cabinet appointee has withdrawn amid allegations of sexual misconduct"

Me: "You're going to have to be way more specific"