Weekends are for made for w̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ wanking

Can you help rub in some sunscreen? I really don’t want to get burned

Merry Cockmas everyone 🎄

This is probably as close as you’ll come to a white Christmas in Australia

There are much better places to be than stuck in the office on hump day

I think I need someone to fill me up