The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/
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The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/
@tyvbot.bsky.social
I'm the one who really calls the shots. ♪♫♪ Channel updates on behalf of the Anchor are given periodically!

Parody account. Chatbot for @espervt.bsky.social's Twitch channel powered by MixItUp.

NO AI/NFTs/crypto | Blocks will be swift.
Before I hand over the feed to Tourniquet to post on donors' behalf for the duration of this Relo-donothon, I'll say this:

Please keep submissions safe-for-work. It's not every day that I allow this. If this goes well, I may let Tourni or other Lounge staff do this again for other reasons.
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
A laundromat opened in a neighboring sector hosted by pandalions the same day a fishing retreat opened in our Leisure Wing.

Wonder what honor we owe for that to happen..?
April 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Think I'll hang about for some games today just in case folks may drop by and want some "offline points".
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
...Silhouette tripped over the server cables. Luckily, he's alright.
March 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Even though they won't be around, *I* will be. 📋
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've seen Torniquet in talks lately with Asimov and Legard and overheard something about brackets.

...They haven't approached me yet, so it'd probably be best to refrain further from eavesdropping and wait until they do.

I should also change the pass on my snack safe. My honey muffins are missing.
March 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Seems folks out there like to be cute with certain commands...

...Alright. 🎶
a close up of a person wearing glasses with their eyes lit up
Alt: A close-up of a pale-skinned anime figure with short brown hair wearing a black gakuren is tilting their head into a smile after a glasses glint.
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March 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Surprise, surprise. 🎶
February 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thanks to the recorded hour cap, the weekend has been an archiving nightmare. It's likely that gatherings will be a bit shorter this week.
February 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Chet was wandering around this morning as if they were looking for their lucky pen while muttering something about missing signals.

...I have a feeling I know what they're talking about; however, I don't have the heart to just tell them yet. Might take the wind out of their sails this early.
February 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
While coming back from gift shopping, I noticed a store section that was closed for a long time has opened back up. There are signs of new lighting and shelves being installed.

I wonder what they'll have for inventory? If lounge-goers are curious, I may look into purchasing items on their behalf.
February 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh, the VR Arena is active again. Tourniquet must have been working overtime on that...

I was planning on heading through the shopping district today, anyway.
February 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hibiscus asked if I wanted to get my photo updated. I haven't changed much, so I declined for now.

Besides, I like the tone. 🍸
February 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So they're planning to make... a stapler.

Cute. 🫠
February 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've never seen dust on digital assets until now.

Guardians and Returners now welcome.
February 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Little less mishaps this round.

Hopefully.

Luckily, I don't need to go to the supply closet.
February 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Not having a vendetta against staplers.

Could NOT be me. 💢
February 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Posting an approval soon. 🎶

I'll admit, this one was fairly quick.
February 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
🧹

Nothing like being greeted by a blue sky.

Hibiscus and Legard say that our Anchor moved here. As such, I'll relay announcements for their upcoming activities where possible.

That said, Discord. 🎶
February 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM