Resouceful Rat (and Cultist)
@typicalthiefrat.bsky.social
Thinking of all the items left about! Kleptomania is my style!
This is a parody/rp account, I am in no way, shape, or form associated with Dodge Roll.
So technically this is multimuse- 🖍️ for Cultist, nothing for RR
Writer's tag: http://Pearl/
This is a parody/rp account, I am in no way, shape, or form associated with Dodge Roll.
So technically this is multimuse- 🖍️ for Cultist, nothing for RR
Writer's tag: http://Pearl/
Pinned
RESOURCEFUL RAT and Cultist... For whatever reason... INVADE PARODY BSKY! (Look in comments for information, so I guess this is a thread 🧵)
(Redoing the pin so both characters are included, as the Cultist Takeover will be temporary but he'll be here to stay after)
(Redoing the pin so both characters are included, as the Cultist Takeover will be temporary but he'll be here to stay after)
October 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🖍️ That's a relief!
*He thinks for a moment, then pulls out one of his Friendship Cookies™, offering it to the Lich*
Since you're not going to kill me, do you want one of these?
*He thinks for a moment, then pulls out one of his Friendship Cookies™, offering it to the Lich*
Since you're not going to kill me, do you want one of these?
A shake of the head.
He was free from Bullet Hell now, and so long as nobody wanted to find the Gun and Bullet That Can Kill The Past the Lich had no need to kill them.
Not yet, at least...
He was free from Bullet Hell now, and so long as nobody wanted to find the Gun and Bullet That Can Kill The Past the Lich had no need to kill them.
Not yet, at least...
🖍️ That... Makes sense, actually.
*He looks down for a moment, then back up at the Lich*
And I'm guessing this will be another one?
*He looks down for a moment, then back up at the Lich*
And I'm guessing this will be another one?
October 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🖍️ That's a relief!
*He thinks for a moment, then pulls out one of his Friendship Cookies™, offering it to the Lich*
Since you're not going to kill me, do you want one of these?
*He thinks for a moment, then pulls out one of his Friendship Cookies™, offering it to the Lich*
Since you're not going to kill me, do you want one of these?
🖍️ That... Makes sense, actually.
*He looks down for a moment, then back up at the Lich*
And I'm guessing this will be another one?
*He looks down for a moment, then back up at the Lich*
And I'm guessing this will be another one?
A simple flick of the Lich's wrist flips open the Ammonomicon he holds in his hand to a page tallied with countless marks. Hundreds of them. Possibly thousands.
🖍️ Hey... Aren't you that Lich guy? From the Sixth Chamber? How many times have we ("we" as in Cultist and the other Gungeoneers) died to you again?
October 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🖍️ That... Makes sense, actually.
*He looks down for a moment, then back up at the Lich*
And I'm guessing this will be another one?
*He looks down for a moment, then back up at the Lich*
And I'm guessing this will be another one?
October 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
🖍️ Hey... Aren't you that Lich guy? From the Sixth Chamber? How many times have we ("we" as in Cultist and the other Gungeoneers) died to you again?
The Lich is just... silently staring at them. He doesn't even have his revolver drawn, he's just being a menace in the shadows.
🖍️ I think the Rat wants me gone. :p
October 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🖍️ Hey... Aren't you that Lich guy? From the Sixth Chamber? How many times have we ("we" as in Cultist and the other Gungeoneers) died to you again?
🖍️ I think the Rat wants me gone. :p
October 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🖍️ I think the Rat wants me gone. :p
I put the kid out in his costume. Someone take him, he's getting too much for me.
October 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I put the kid out in his costume. Someone take him, he's getting too much for me.
October 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
🖍️ What?
October 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🖍️ What?
IS THAT THE GODDAMNED LICH!?
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
IS THAT THE GODDAMNED LICH!?
Reposted by Resouceful Rat (and Cultist)
𝔸𝕚𝕞 𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕚𝕞 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘, 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕪𝕒'𝕝𝕝 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕖
𝔸𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟' 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕟𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕘𝕠?
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕒
𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟,
𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨
'𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥?
𝔸𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟' 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕟𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕘𝕠?
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕒
𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟,
𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨
'𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥?
a pixel art of a man holding a gun in front of a purple sky with shooting stars
ALT: a pixel art of a man holding a gun in front of a purple sky with shooting stars
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October 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
𝔸𝕚𝕞 𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕚𝕞 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘, 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕪𝕒'𝕝𝕝 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕖
𝔸𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟' 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕟𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕘𝕠?
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕒
𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟,
𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨
'𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥?
𝔸𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟' 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕟𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕘𝕠?
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕒
𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟,
𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨
'𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥?
Anybody got some extra casings?
June 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Anybody got some extra casings?
*He sat atop his throne of ammo boxes in his lair, bored and uncomfortable from the dress*
May 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
*He sat atop his throne of ammo boxes in his lair, bored and uncomfortable from the dress*
*He sighed*
I hate this... I can't believe I lost that bet and have to wear this stupid dress now...
I hate this... I can't believe I lost that bet and have to wear this stupid dress now...
May 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*He sighed*
I hate this... I can't believe I lost that bet and have to wear this stupid dress now...
I hate this... I can't believe I lost that bet and have to wear this stupid dress now...
I'm feeling more like myself than usual today. I think I'll take some documents!
April 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm feeling more like myself than usual today. I think I'll take some documents!
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Resouceful Rat (and Cultist)
We’re thrilled to finally reveal Enter the Gungeon 2 – you’ve been asking for it for so long!
But please note we’re still in the midst of development, so we can’t share too much just yet. Thank you for your patience and support!
But please note we’re still in the midst of development, so we can’t share too much just yet. Thank you for your patience and support!
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We’re thrilled to finally reveal Enter the Gungeon 2 – you’ve been asking for it for so long!
But please note we’re still in the midst of development, so we can’t share too much just yet. Thank you for your patience and support!
But please note we’re still in the midst of development, so we can’t share too much just yet. Thank you for your patience and support!
We’re thrilled to finally reveal Enter the Gungeon 2 – you’ve been asking for it for so long!
But please note we’re still in the midst of development, so we can’t share too much just yet. Thank you for your patience and support!
But please note we’re still in the midst of development, so we can’t share too much just yet. Thank you for your patience and support!
April 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
CRISPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No idea why I'm saying this, just a random thing that came to mind.
No idea why I'm saying this, just a random thing that came to mind.
March 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
CRISPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No idea why I'm saying this, just a random thing that came to mind.
No idea why I'm saying this, just a random thing that came to mind.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm as safe as anyone could be!
*He laughed*
*He laughed*
March 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
As far as I'm concerned, I'm as safe as anyone could be!
*He laughed*
*He laughed*
Do I smell a conflict? Fufufu! I can finally sell guns to people!
March 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Do I smell a conflict? Fufufu! I can finally sell guns to people!
You know what? I'm happy.
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You know what? I'm happy.
Reposted by Resouceful Rat (and Cultist)
February 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM