typicalpalace
@typicalpalace.bsky.social
Passionate about CPFC, Mental Health and Mental Health Nursing with a guilty secret about Loose Windscreens
Who’s wearing this to the FA Youth Cup quarter final?
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Who’s wearing this to the FA Youth Cup quarter final?
How do Celtic fans get tifos criticising their bowrd done?
HF05 tifos done with cooperation of the club.
So how does the 'Banish The Traitors' tifo work?
@gilesyl14.bsky.social do you have any idea?
HF05 tifos done with cooperation of the club.
So how does the 'Banish The Traitors' tifo work?
@gilesyl14.bsky.social do you have any idea?
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
How do Celtic fans get tifos criticising their bowrd done?
HF05 tifos done with cooperation of the club.
So how does the 'Banish The Traitors' tifo work?
@gilesyl14.bsky.social do you have any idea?
HF05 tifos done with cooperation of the club.
So how does the 'Banish The Traitors' tifo work?
@gilesyl14.bsky.social do you have any idea?
Kuenssberg allowing fascist Farage to describe himself as ‘centre right’ unchallenged
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Kuenssberg allowing fascist Farage to describe himself as ‘centre right’ unchallenged
JSL may have shit hair but he's tatt-free which is a bonus
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
JSL may have shit hair but he's tatt-free which is a bonus
LOL.
Pep reports he wants to speak up on the 'hurt' he feels about victims of hum conflict.
Yes that's Pep Guardiola, long time beneficery of the pay of Abu Dhabi owned Man City.
Abu Dhabi famous for Human Rights Abuses.
Pep reports he wants to speak up on the 'hurt' he feels about victims of hum conflict.
Yes that's Pep Guardiola, long time beneficery of the pay of Abu Dhabi owned Man City.
Abu Dhabi famous for Human Rights Abuses.
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
LOL.
Pep reports he wants to speak up on the 'hurt' he feels about victims of hum conflict.
Yes that's Pep Guardiola, long time beneficery of the pay of Abu Dhabi owned Man City.
Abu Dhabi famous for Human Rights Abuses.
Pep reports he wants to speak up on the 'hurt' he feels about victims of hum conflict.
Yes that's Pep Guardiola, long time beneficery of the pay of Abu Dhabi owned Man City.
Abu Dhabi famous for Human Rights Abuses.
Who are previous Palace players who, like JSL, have a cleft chin?
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Who are previous Palace players who, like JSL, have a cleft chin?
Those who criticise Arse for being a dull watch will be wanting a last 5mins Chelse goal
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Those who criticise Arse for being a dull watch will be wanting a last 5mins Chelse goal
You know that point when CFC support had both Hooray Henry's & Hooligans?
Well a CFC fan "Maximilian, Fulham" has just commented on the BBC match thread
Well a CFC fan "Maximilian, Fulham" has just commented on the BBC match thread
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
You know that point when CFC support had both Hooray Henry's & Hooligans?
Well a CFC fan "Maximilian, Fulham" has just commented on the BBC match thread
Well a CFC fan "Maximilian, Fulham" has just commented on the BBC match thread
As a MH professional working with people with Severe Mental Illness this conflagration of ‘mental health’ which is really the significantly lower level ‘mental wellbeing’.
Confusing the two is disrespectful to those with serious MH issues
Confusing the two is disrespectful to those with serious MH issues
Has Dwight McNeil developed Schizophrenia or clinical depression as a result of this?
Or does his wife mistake ‘mental health’ for ‘mental wellbeing’ and he’s a bit down and pissed off?
The two terms are significantly different
Or does his wife mistake ‘mental health’ for ‘mental wellbeing’ and he’s a bit down and pissed off?
The two terms are significantly different
Try supporting the buggers
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
As a MH professional working with people with Severe Mental Illness this conflagration of ‘mental health’ which is really the significantly lower level ‘mental wellbeing’.
Confusing the two is disrespectful to those with serious MH issues
Confusing the two is disrespectful to those with serious MH issues
Has Dwight McNeil developed Schizophrenia or clinical depression as a result of this?
Or does his wife mistake ‘mental health’ for ‘mental wellbeing’ and he’s a bit down and pissed off?
The two terms are significantly different
Or does his wife mistake ‘mental health’ for ‘mental wellbeing’ and he’s a bit down and pissed off?
The two terms are significantly different
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Has Dwight McNeil developed Schizophrenia or clinical depression as a result of this?
Or does his wife mistake ‘mental health’ for ‘mental wellbeing’ and he’s a bit down and pissed off?
The two terms are significantly different
Or does his wife mistake ‘mental health’ for ‘mental wellbeing’ and he’s a bit down and pissed off?
The two terms are significantly different
All these EFC fans crying about Dwight McNeil deal falling through, slagging off CPFC, simply betray how much they wanted him gone and to get £20m for him.
CPFC decided against it last minute. That’s business
Get over it
CPFC decided against it last minute. That’s business
Get over it
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
All these EFC fans crying about Dwight McNeil deal falling through, slagging off CPFC, simply betray how much they wanted him gone and to get £20m for him.
CPFC decided against it last minute. That’s business
Get over it
CPFC decided against it last minute. That’s business
Get over it
Will Hughes shooting has to be the most pathetic at the club.
That he made so many pisspoor shots at the CIty Ground continually baiting him belied his supposed experience.
That he made so many pisspoor shots at the CIty Ground continually baiting him belied his supposed experience.
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Will Hughes shooting has to be the most pathetic at the club.
That he made so many pisspoor shots at the CIty Ground continually baiting him belied his supposed experience.
That he made so many pisspoor shots at the CIty Ground continually baiting him belied his supposed experience.
In the heat of McNeil falling through I totally forgot we'd also signed Guessand on loan.
It made that much of an impression and excited me that much.
It made that much of an impression and excited me that much.
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
In the heat of McNeil falling through I totally forgot we'd also signed Guessand on loan.
It made that much of an impression and excited me that much.
It made that much of an impression and excited me that much.
Re Dwight McNeil, CPFC interest in him dates back a long way. He was due to be the Wilf Zaha replacement, I think that time Wilf was linked with Everton?
Long time ago.
Maybe they dusted off some old scouting reports from a long disregarded shelf somewhere.
Long time ago.
Maybe they dusted off some old scouting reports from a long disregarded shelf somewhere.
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Re Dwight McNeil, CPFC interest in him dates back a long way. He was due to be the Wilf Zaha replacement, I think that time Wilf was linked with Everton?
Long time ago.
Maybe they dusted off some old scouting reports from a long disregarded shelf somewhere.
Long time ago.
Maybe they dusted off some old scouting reports from a long disregarded shelf somewhere.
So, before Jørgen Strand Larsen, which CPFC players have we had with an 'O-slash' or 'Slashed O' (as I understand 'ø' is called).
Have we had any before?
Have we had any before?
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So, before Jørgen Strand Larsen, which CPFC players have we had with an 'O-slash' or 'Slashed O' (as I understand 'ø' is called).
Have we had any before?
Have we had any before?
Surprised to see Dwight McNeil is only 26yo.
Seems to have been around ages.
Young enough to have a second wind of form?
Seems to have been around ages.
Young enough to have a second wind of form?
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Surprised to see Dwight McNeil is only 26yo.
Seems to have been around ages.
Young enough to have a second wind of form?
Seems to have been around ages.
Young enough to have a second wind of form?
I was told ages ago that JP's agent is a Paris based lawyer.
He got one of JP's mates off a charge, years ago, & JP made him his agent to thank him.
AFAIK this is still his agent. Not a football agent, & appears clueless on the football world.
Hence JP missteps all along the way?
He got one of JP's mates off a charge, years ago, & JP made him his agent to thank him.
AFAIK this is still his agent. Not a football agent, & appears clueless on the football world.
Hence JP missteps all along the way?
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I was told ages ago that JP's agent is a Paris based lawyer.
He got one of JP's mates off a charge, years ago, & JP made him his agent to thank him.
AFAIK this is still his agent. Not a football agent, & appears clueless on the football world.
Hence JP missteps all along the way?
He got one of JP's mates off a charge, years ago, & JP made him his agent to thank him.
AFAIK this is still his agent. Not a football agent, & appears clueless on the football world.
Hence JP missteps all along the way?
A choice of No 9s, you're really spoiling us!
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
A choice of No 9s, you're really spoiling us!
I’m sorry, i don’t care about the songs, the desperate attempts to make him him a cult hero, but Uche is pathetic.
He’s on the field about 30 seconds before his first embarrassing dive (one of many in his time).
He’s raw going on useless
He’s on the field about 30 seconds before his first embarrassing dive (one of many in his time).
He’s raw going on useless
February 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I’m sorry, i don’t care about the songs, the desperate attempts to make him him a cult hero, but Uche is pathetic.
He’s on the field about 30 seconds before his first embarrassing dive (one of many in his time).
He’s raw going on useless
He’s on the field about 30 seconds before his first embarrassing dive (one of many in his time).
He’s raw going on useless
Marc criticised for his performance at Spurs.
Lucky not to be given an OG
His header was pounced on by the Conor we know & love, & hence punished.
Lucky not to be given an OG
His header was pounced on by the Conor we know & love, & hence punished.
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Marc criticised for his performance at Spurs.
Lucky not to be given an OG
His header was pounced on by the Conor we know & love, & hence punished.
Lucky not to be given an OG
His header was pounced on by the Conor we know & love, & hence punished.
There was a brilliant shot of the Palace end today, second half I think: there were too separate people yawning their faces off!
February 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
There was a brilliant shot of the Palace end today, second half I think: there were too separate people yawning their faces off!
I can't work out if OG deserves criticism, from a coaching POV, for how much his sides struggle against a low block?
After all.. Pep at FAC final?!
Live by the sword & all that.
After Roy shithoused with a low block we know how it can work.
After all.. Pep at FAC final?!
Live by the sword & all that.
After Roy shithoused with a low block we know how it can work.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I can't work out if OG deserves criticism, from a coaching POV, for how much his sides struggle against a low block?
After all.. Pep at FAC final?!
Live by the sword & all that.
After Roy shithoused with a low block we know how it can work.
After all.. Pep at FAC final?!
Live by the sword & all that.
After Roy shithoused with a low block we know how it can work.
Ultimately, we're further clear of the drop zone than we were, we've avoided defeat at a place we invariably lose, we're breaking our transfer record.
So why do I feel so low, about CPFC, still?
So why do I feel so low, about CPFC, still?
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Ultimately, we're further clear of the drop zone than we were, we've avoided defeat at a place we invariably lose, we're breaking our transfer record.
So why do I feel so low, about CPFC, still?
So why do I feel so low, about CPFC, still?
We're again in that hinterland of 'South London's Red and Blue Army'.
A club divided.
Are the fanbase very divided? IDK
But that fans-manager dynamic is no longer there & there are players like JP that have burnt their bridges but may yet not get their moves
A club divided.
Are the fanbase very divided? IDK
But that fans-manager dynamic is no longer there & there are players like JP that have burnt their bridges but may yet not get their moves
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
We're again in that hinterland of 'South London's Red and Blue Army'.
A club divided.
Are the fanbase very divided? IDK
But that fans-manager dynamic is no longer there & there are players like JP that have burnt their bridges but may yet not get their moves
A club divided.
Are the fanbase very divided? IDK
But that fans-manager dynamic is no longer there & there are players like JP that have burnt their bridges but may yet not get their moves