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"Kid" isn't a reference to himself, but to his penchant for pursuing 13 year old girls.
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"Kid" isn't a reference to himself, but to his penchant for pursuing 13 year old girls.
Let's say "uniquely". There is no mistaking it's you. :)
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Let's say "uniquely". There is no mistaking it's you. :)
Fake news. Mike's not into the ladies.
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fake news. Mike's not into the ladies.
Buh buh...thas SOOSHULIIIISMMMM!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Buh buh...thas SOOSHULIIIISMMMM!!!!!
When they know they'll be pardoned, they might as well.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When they know they'll be pardoned, they might as well.
Peace Through Length
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Peace Through Length
Stone cold atheist here and I love this guy. I'll vote for christians like this (you know...real ones) all day long.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Stone cold atheist here and I love this guy. I'll vote for christians like this (you know...real ones) all day long.
I recommend using it even more with any MAGAs you may talk to. Use it for *everything*.
"These french fries are woke. Gross!"
"Jim's new landscaping is woke. Why did he choose Crepe Myrtles??"
"These french fries are woke. Gross!"
"Jim's new landscaping is woke. Why did he choose Crepe Myrtles??"
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I recommend using it even more with any MAGAs you may talk to. Use it for *everything*.
"These french fries are woke. Gross!"
"Jim's new landscaping is woke. Why did he choose Crepe Myrtles??"
"These french fries are woke. Gross!"
"Jim's new landscaping is woke. Why did he choose Crepe Myrtles??"
I was hittin' the shots and I moved to a cup
August 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I was hittin' the shots and I moved to a cup
Always the fucking spoiled 5 year old. "I'm allowed to do it...". Duh, dipshit. You're the president. That's why they asked you.
July 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Always the fucking spoiled 5 year old. "I'm allowed to do it...". Duh, dipshit. You're the president. That's why they asked you.
Reposted
Squat Lobsta'!! Down...down....
July 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Squat Lobsta'!! Down...down....
Tim's just earning a paycheck here. The writers wrote this.
July 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Tim's just earning a paycheck here. The writers wrote this.
Get ready for USNS Kid Rock, USNS Jesus Christ, USNS Colonel Sanders and of course USNS Donald Trump.
June 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Get ready for USNS Kid Rock, USNS Jesus Christ, USNS Colonel Sanders and of course USNS Donald Trump.
The cool kids are just calling these raw money shots. Those guys are drinking raw money shots.
May 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The cool kids are just calling these raw money shots. Those guys are drinking raw money shots.
Yeah and then ALSO either work to either greatly restrict OR do away with the power of the pardon altogether. It's insane that justice can be overridden by one person just because they feel like it.
May 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yeah and then ALSO either work to either greatly restrict OR do away with the power of the pardon altogether. It's insane that justice can be overridden by one person just because they feel like it.
His accusation seems a little premature.
May 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
His accusation seems a little premature.