Pat Burns
@txintexas.bsky.social
Former TV News guy in a previous life. Go Pokes, go Astros. Mississippi Coast.
So when do pitchers and catchers report?
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
So when do pitchers and catchers report?
Up to the defense to win this
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Up to the defense to win this
Defense going to need to score for the Texans
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Defense going to need to score for the Texans
Well, good for Tucker, and this is one I think the Astros handled correctly. Good lord, that's a crazy amount of money.
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Well, good for Tucker, and this is one I think the Astros handled correctly. Good lord, that's a crazy amount of money.
Reposted by Pat Burns
I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.
"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?"
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.
Christian Kirk big game
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Christian Kirk big game
That's the way to do it, Texans!
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
That's the way to do it, Texans!