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I can't believe the first appearance (as far as I can tell) of apokolips in dc comics is essentially a B plot in a book about jimmy olsen having a wacky adventure with a don rickles lookalike named "goody rickles"
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I can't believe the first appearance (as far as I can tell) of apokolips in dc comics is essentially a B plot in a book about jimmy olsen having a wacky adventure with a don rickles lookalike named "goody rickles"
one small way in which I have allowed social media to make me paranoid and neurotic is that I will not read a book in public unless I am at least a third of the way in.
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
one small way in which I have allowed social media to make me paranoid and neurotic is that I will not read a book in public unless I am at least a third of the way in.
baltimore ravens hate women so much dude
April 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
baltimore ravens hate women so much dude
pretty cool that the media line all process was the teams were "comfortable" with mike green being a serial rapist but when it came time to actually make picks he's tumbled down the board. great job guys, real glad we got absolutely no clarity on that!
April 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
pretty cool that the media line all process was the teams were "comfortable" with mike green being a serial rapist but when it came time to actually make picks he's tumbled down the board. great job guys, real glad we got absolutely no clarity on that!
[everyone gets mad at me for bringing my hideously ugly rapist friend to the function] hm seems like the left isn't quite as accepting as they like to pretend
April 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
[everyone gets mad at me for bringing my hideously ugly rapist friend to the function] hm seems like the left isn't quite as accepting as they like to pretend
mutually agreeing with someone that we both look super familiar to each other but being unable to place where then just going welp! see ya!
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
mutually agreeing with someone that we both look super familiar to each other but being unable to place where then just going welp! see ya!
going back to cormac mccarthy after finding myself in a reading rut
April 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
going back to cormac mccarthy after finding myself in a reading rut
the banks are open in shanghai tonight. come get rich...in beautiful shanghai
April 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the banks are open in shanghai tonight. come get rich...in beautiful shanghai
i don't look fat in that pic, i look jolly
April 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
i don't look fat in that pic, i look jolly
[hearing ave maria at a wedding] wow this is just like The Batman
April 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
[hearing ave maria at a wedding] wow this is just like The Batman
get it while it's hot
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
get it while it's hot
now here's an imdb review curve that lets you know everyone's acting in good faith
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
now here's an imdb review curve that lets you know everyone's acting in good faith
this is how I approach all my friends
March 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
this is how I approach all my friends
12:45 on a friday night, time to go check out the khem birch basketball reference page
March 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
12:45 on a friday night, time to go check out the khem birch basketball reference page
this is just how all rightwing advice sounds
March 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
this is just how all rightwing advice sounds
batman voice: I think I hauve covid
March 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
batman voice: I think I hauve covid
honestly I think it's cool that elon gets to be real life dr. strangelove
March 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
honestly I think it's cool that elon gets to be real life dr. strangelove
I for one think it's great the way people talk about women online!
March 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I for one think it's great the way people talk about women online!
imagine going to see live and let die in 1973. the chapter is finally officially closed on the connery era, you suffer through the extremely boring cold open, you realize the last "great" bond was 6 years ago, then the hit you with the paul mccartney theme and it's the coolest song of all time.
March 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
imagine going to see live and let die in 1973. the chapter is finally officially closed on the connery era, you suffer through the extremely boring cold open, you realize the last "great" bond was 6 years ago, then the hit you with the paul mccartney theme and it's the coolest song of all time.
football is the craziest sport in the world man, imagine the worst thing that ever happened to you and its sandwiched between your measurables and the hope that you can get back on track at your job
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
football is the craziest sport in the world man, imagine the worst thing that ever happened to you and its sandwiched between your measurables and the hope that you can get back on track at your job
my year of rest and relaxation probably has the worst back cover synopsis of all time. literally not a word about the thing the book is actually about.
March 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my year of rest and relaxation probably has the worst back cover synopsis of all time. literally not a word about the thing the book is actually about.
its so funny that when you ask people why they hate the chiefs the primary responses are about how they're boring, the refs, and taylor swift when they've basically spent the last decade as a domestic absuser support group who occasionally competes in football games
March 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
its so funny that when you ask people why they hate the chiefs the primary responses are about how they're boring, the refs, and taylor swift when they've basically spent the last decade as a domestic absuser support group who occasionally competes in football games