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have i truly become addicted to sudoku / born 2000
Biggest red flag that a post is fake is that no one names their kid jimmy anymore they’re basically all named either david or daniel
July 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Biggest red flag that a post is fake is that no one names their kid jimmy anymore they’re basically all named either david or daniel
I still want a navel piercing but my navel is probably the most sensitive part on my body
June 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I still want a navel piercing but my navel is probably the most sensitive part on my body
I forgot what I dreamed about, but I remember it was something I really didn't want to be dreaming about
May 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I forgot what I dreamed about, but I remember it was something I really didn't want to be dreaming about
I hate anyone who condescendingly says hope this helps like hope you shut up
especially if they say it with an !
hope this helps(!) set back polite communication and discourse by years
especially if they say it with an !
hope this helps(!) set back polite communication and discourse by years
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hate anyone who condescendingly says hope this helps like hope you shut up
especially if they say it with an !
hope this helps(!) set back polite communication and discourse by years
especially if they say it with an !
hope this helps(!) set back polite communication and discourse by years
I messed up some things on my exam but I saw 8 egrets today so that was cool
May 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I messed up some things on my exam but I saw 8 egrets today so that was cool
So funny that the test to show the age of a chickadee is checking if it has chickadee-pattern baldness
April 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So funny that the test to show the age of a chickadee is checking if it has chickadee-pattern baldness
It just occurred to me I would do just about anything for straw mushrooms
April 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It just occurred to me I would do just about anything for straw mushrooms
A secret in the covered parking area
April 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A secret in the covered parking area
"what's in my fingernail"... not the sentence I wanted to say today
April 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"what's in my fingernail"... not the sentence I wanted to say today
type b+, you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your rh too positive. your antigens too different. they'll agglutinate you type B
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
type b+, you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your rh too positive. your antigens too different. they'll agglutinate you type B
it's my oatmeal and i'll put more cinnamon in it if i want to
April 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
it's my oatmeal and i'll put more cinnamon in it if i want to
i like when my professor takes off his glasses bc it makes me think he cant see me
March 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i like when my professor takes off his glasses bc it makes me think he cant see me
i hope this acne on my face doesnt have spiders in it
February 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i hope this acne on my face doesnt have spiders in it
train whistles at 2am: just doing their job, minding their own business, contributes to the night ambiance, evokes a slight sense of nostalgia
motorcyclists at 2am: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! UP GO AWAY
motorcyclists at 2am: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! UP GO AWAY
January 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
train whistles at 2am: just doing their job, minding their own business, contributes to the night ambiance, evokes a slight sense of nostalgia
motorcyclists at 2am: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! UP GO AWAY
motorcyclists at 2am: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! UP GO AWAY
I don't need tiktok i can do the wavy voice filter all by myself
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I don't need tiktok i can do the wavy voice filter all by myself
ok targeted ads for sunglasses, im opening the floor. stun me and dazzle me.
January 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
ok targeted ads for sunglasses, im opening the floor. stun me and dazzle me.
turns out sitting in my rock hard chair makes my bed feel soft by comparison
January 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
turns out sitting in my rock hard chair makes my bed feel soft by comparison
Me: Tom & Jerry!
My friend: SNOOPY
My friend: SNOOPY
January 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me: Tom & Jerry!
My friend: SNOOPY
My friend: SNOOPY
Some may take their medication with whiskey, I take mine with grinch hershey kisses
January 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Some may take their medication with whiskey, I take mine with grinch hershey kisses
Cant upload videos?? :\
December 30, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Cant upload videos?? :\
melancholic songs on the electric guitar >>>
December 29, 2024 at 6:11 PM
melancholic songs on the electric guitar >>>
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The Christmas Tree in Space...
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
The Christmas Tree in Space...
girl i can feel it coming in the air tonight about my period
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
girl i can feel it coming in the air tonight about my period
