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Twoftfury
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Trader joes should make cookies and cream hold the cones
September 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I love how much my whole family loves our hatch and hatch go sound machines. At anytime someone is napping with one.
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Superbowl commercials use to actually be good. Now every single one is a weird AI video. I feel like this is what fb looks like
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just had a male instacart shopper. Said there was no bread or white rice. Thinking about going inside when I go to pick it up and grab some rice and bread.
February 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My fancy toaster does literally everything except toast bread well.
January 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I wish my cats spoke english just so i could tell them that straws are for people and not for little cats
January 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got one over the summer and I use it all the time! I keep telling everyone its the best
If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
January 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When did everything become a thousand dollars.
December 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
50%+ of the produce was rotten. I do this when I physically cannot shop. This is a bad week and we need food. It sucks that at some point i will still have to go back to store now.
The grocery shopper today replaced my parm with asiago, so low expectations of this trip.
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The grocery shopper today replaced my parm with asiago, so low expectations of this trip.
December 12, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I dont think you could make lunch as cheap as buying lunch at market basket. Chips, drink and a sandwich for $4
December 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I think dr offices should open the phones 30 mins before they open
December 9, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Dr office use to be open from 730-6 and then got bought out by a big hospital and now theyre open 830-4 like when am I suppose to be seen???
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 PM
As much as I miss wine, deli meat and soft cheeses, I truly miss decongestants more.
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Its been almost ten years since gilmore girls a year in the life, they should make another four part update
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I feel like they keep making emojis bigger
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Its funny to me how it kind of hit all the normal people once. Like most people i know left within the last month. We all went well time to go at the same time.
November 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
At the movies, accidentally bought two seats that arent in the same pod 😭
November 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Bringing my cat to the groomer next week to get shaved, my husband is going to help the groomer bc his heart disease. (Groomers idea). Do you tip groomers? Does having my husband help change the tip? I dont want to do the wrong thing here. I have never brought a pet to the groomer before so idk
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
My favorite holiday😊
November 28, 2024 at 9:53 PM
One if the blocks of cheese i need for today fell behind the shelf and i thought i miscounted. Almost ruined thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I was wondering when nesting would kick in and as soon as i found out were having a girl, a flip switched in my brain and I am ready to paint the whole house.
November 28, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Cotton anniversary on Tuesday, convinced husband to just get another set of fancy bedding as a joint gift lol
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Making a blt, adding cream cheese, mustard, onions.
November 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Just bought our tickets for moana 2 on Wednesday. Very excited
November 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM