Tony Iamunno Talks Shit
@twodayhangover.bsky.social
Take thy beak from out my heart
It’s been over 20 years, but I’m still ashamed that I once quoted Infinite Jest to get laid
May 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s been over 20 years, but I’m still ashamed that I once quoted Infinite Jest to get laid
Ahhh, nothing like my favorite day off activity: spending six hours watching a two hour movie because god forbid I put my phone down for five fucking minutes
April 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ahhh, nothing like my favorite day off activity: spending six hours watching a two hour movie because god forbid I put my phone down for five fucking minutes
David Lynch did it right. Make incredible genre defining art, smoke cigarettes your whole life, and die days before Trump becomes President again.
January 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
David Lynch did it right. Make incredible genre defining art, smoke cigarettes your whole life, and die days before Trump becomes President again.
Invent a french fry that stays hot for longer
December 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Invent a french fry that stays hot for longer
I’m starting a new side hustle where I rate guns for mouthfeel and flavor profile
December 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I’m starting a new side hustle where I rate guns for mouthfeel and flavor profile
I went to hollow earth and everyone there knew you
November 23, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I went to hollow earth and everyone there knew you
I’ll admit it’s a little nitpicky, but part of me is very annoyed HBO has Beowulf (2007) files under the “Based On A Book” selections
November 17, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I’ll admit it’s a little nitpicky, but part of me is very annoyed HBO has Beowulf (2007) files under the “Based On A Book” selections
Dipping truffle fries in tartar sauce because god is dead and we’re alone
December 5, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Dipping truffle fries in tartar sauce because god is dead and we’re alone
Maybe I didn’t “live up to my potential” but I’m very responsible about refilling the water pitcher
November 25, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Maybe I didn’t “live up to my potential” but I’m very responsible about refilling the water pitcher
I don’t want a career, I want to take psychedelics while staring at the bleak Arctic tundra and enjoying a warm drink
November 23, 2023 at 12:07 AM
I don’t want a career, I want to take psychedelics while staring at the bleak Arctic tundra and enjoying a warm drink
Managed to ruin drinking water for myself by wondering how much of the groundwater is just piss from 1000 years ago
November 8, 2023 at 6:54 AM
Managed to ruin drinking water for myself by wondering how much of the groundwater is just piss from 1000 years ago
Bro, come to the catacombs with me bro. We can look at a cask of amontillado and talk about my family crest bro. Bro, let me slip this chain around your waist so you can admire my bricklaying skills bro. Yes, for the love of god bro. For the love of god.
November 7, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Bro, come to the catacombs with me bro. We can look at a cask of amontillado and talk about my family crest bro. Bro, let me slip this chain around your waist so you can admire my bricklaying skills bro. Yes, for the love of god bro. For the love of god.
The thing they don’t tell you about being a bartender is that you keep getting older, but the servers you buy Adderall from stay the same age
August 19, 2023 at 3:32 PM
The thing they don’t tell you about being a bartender is that you keep getting older, but the servers you buy Adderall from stay the same age
I wonder how many times I’ve said to myself “if I remember correctly, this movie is terrible” right before pressing play
August 13, 2023 at 4:18 AM
I wonder how many times I’ve said to myself “if I remember correctly, this movie is terrible” right before pressing play
Hey cowards in the optometry field, invent glasses I can wear while I shower
July 29, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Hey cowards in the optometry field, invent glasses I can wear while I shower
The horrors persist 24/7. Has anyone contacted OSHA or the labor board on their behalf? That cannot be a safe work environment.
July 27, 2023 at 3:15 PM
The horrors persist 24/7. Has anyone contacted OSHA or the labor board on their behalf? That cannot be a safe work environment.
Is it already time for white people to go crazy about corn? This year has really gotten away from me.
July 20, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Is it already time for white people to go crazy about corn? This year has really gotten away from me.
Pollen is just cocaine for bees and I for one could not be more jealous of their easy access to uncut drugs
July 19, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Pollen is just cocaine for bees and I for one could not be more jealous of their easy access to uncut drugs
I wish I was popular enough to get muted
July 18, 2023 at 12:46 AM
I wish I was popular enough to get muted
I’m not saying it was a gimme for Homer, but it was pretty damn convenient that The Odyssey is about all the perils that befell a dude named Odysseus
July 17, 2023 at 4:01 PM
I’m not saying it was a gimme for Homer, but it was pretty damn convenient that The Odyssey is about all the perils that befell a dude named Odysseus
if u block me, you’ll cum
July 17, 2023 at 4:30 AM
if u block me, you’ll cum
kill yourself? no. distill yourself. become the rarest spirit on the planet.
kill yourself? no. dril yourself. face god and walk backwards into hell
kill yourself? no. fill yourself. go make a nice hearty stew and appreciate a quiet evening in
July 17, 2023 at 4:25 AM
kill yourself? no. distill yourself. become the rarest spirit on the planet.
Ha ha ha guess what bro? China had its hottest recorded temperature ever but don’t worry, you still get to go to work tomorrow
July 17, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Ha ha ha guess what bro? China had its hottest recorded temperature ever but don’t worry, you still get to go to work tomorrow
I will not deny my morbid absolute fascination with watching it all fall apart at once. The climate, film and television as we know it. Social media. American democracy. It’s all so terrible I can’t wait to see what happens next.
July 17, 2023 at 3:48 AM
I will not deny my morbid absolute fascination with watching it all fall apart at once. The climate, film and television as we know it. Social media. American democracy. It’s all so terrible I can’t wait to see what happens next.