my friend :)

RED. RATTLER.

and if I work all day on the bsky.mine

G'day,
I'm Alice.
Thank you

Bluesky is like if canberra was a social media

when I was a teenager my father would "forget" his car keys at home when him and mum went on holidays. and that's how I learnt out to do burnouts in carparks.

do you know how much replyguying I had to do to get those followers on twitter? here we go again...

The problem with working at Malvern is that I have to rely on Malvern drivers for my commute home.
good sit though

Picture this. A white man in his 40s comes on stage. His head is half shaved half dreads, he’s wearing an ill fitting suit and tie, yellow sneakers and meme sunglasses. He is playing jungle music on game boys while dancing insufferably. He samples Hawk Tuah in 2 different songs. I sat through that.

gonna be my debut album cover

there are creeks everywhere for those with google maps to find them