Twisted Game Songs
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Welcome to Twisted Game Songs! 🎲🎸🧙♂️ we craft original, funny, & often NSFW D&D-inspired music for adult fans.
Welcome to Twisted Game Songs! 🎲🎸🧙♂️ we craft original, funny, & often NSFW D&D-inspired music for adult fans.
I'm Not Your Healbot (Fun D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 💥⛪ In the opening of “I’m Not Your Healbot”, the cleric has had enough. Every battle it’s the same—party members bleeding out, screaming for heals—while they’re sitting on holy fire and divine wrath. This verse flips the script: the cleric
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm Not Your Healbot (Fun D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 💥⛪ In the opening of “I’m Not Your Healbot”, the cleric has had enough. Every battle it’s the same—party members bleeding out, screaming for heals—while they’re sitting on holy fire and divine wrath. This verse flips the script: the cleric
This Combat is Taking Forever 🐲⏳(Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) 📱🛡️ The fighter’s scrolling memes, the bard’s cracking jokes, and meanwhile I’m watching my hit points drop while goblins swing away. Every round is slower than molasses and the fight will never end.
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This Combat is Taking Forever 🐲⏳(Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) 📱🛡️ The fighter’s scrolling memes, the bard’s cracking jokes, and meanwhile I’m watching my hit points drop while goblins swing away. Every round is slower than molasses and the fight will never end.
Fireball 🔥(Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 😂🔥 The party’s screaming, the fighter’s armor is melting, and the wizard’s just laughing! Fireball isn’t just a spell—it’s a lifestyle. Forget Eldritch Blast and Thunderwave, it’s all about turning everyone to ash in a can! #dungonsanddragons #dnd
September 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Fireball 🔥(Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 😂🔥 The party’s screaming, the fighter’s armor is melting, and the wizard’s just laughing! Fireball isn’t just a spell—it’s a lifestyle. Forget Eldritch Blast and Thunderwave, it’s all about turning everyone to ash in a can! #dungonsanddragons #dnd
Hammers Fall (D&D Dwarven Battle March Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🛡️⚔️ Verse two of “Hammers Fall” is all about defense and unity. Dwarven shields rise like mountains and walls, holding the line with unbreakable resolve. The clash of iron becomes the song of battle, and the forge of war is where
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hammers Fall (D&D Dwarven Battle March Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🛡️⚔️ Verse two of “Hammers Fall” is all about defense and unity. Dwarven shields rise like mountains and walls, holding the line with unbreakable resolve. The clash of iron becomes the song of battle, and the forge of war is where
I Build Things (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🔥🏰 Verse four of “I Build Things” raises the stakes. When the dungeon shakes and the floorboards split, it’s not a dragon causing the destruction—it’s just the gnome’s latest invention. He doesn’t need luck, he doesn’t need grace, because his
September 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I Build Things (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🔥🏰 Verse four of “I Build Things” raises the stakes. When the dungeon shakes and the floorboards split, it’s not a dragon causing the destruction—it’s just the gnome’s latest invention. He doesn’t need luck, he doesn’t need grace, because his
The New Player Might Be a Serial Killer (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🍺☠️ Verse two of “The New Player Might Be a Serial Killer” moves to the tavern scene, where things should be light and cozy. Instead, the rogue poisons the barkeep’s ale—and the player brags about brewing a similar batch
September 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The New Player Might Be a Serial Killer (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🍺☠️ Verse two of “The New Player Might Be a Serial Killer” moves to the tavern scene, where things should be light and cozy. Instead, the rogue poisons the barkeep’s ale—and the player brags about brewing a similar batch
How to NOT Survive a Dungeon (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🔥🎲 When your wizard’s Fireball math is off and the rogue rolls a nat 1, it’s party wipe time! Drinking glowing potions and flirting with banshees? That’s how you end up blue, crispy, and single. Don’t try this at your table!
September 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
How to NOT Survive a Dungeon (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🔥🎲 When your wizard’s Fireball math is off and the rogue rolls a nat 1, it’s party wipe time! Drinking glowing potions and flirting with banshees? That’s how you end up blue, crispy, and single. Don’t try this at your table!
Multiclass Madness (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) #dungeonsanddragons #gamingsongs #dndtiktok #fantasytok #dndsongs 💪🧙 Barbarian/Wizard? Cleric/Barbarian? Druid/Warlock? Paladin/Warlock? Smash, heal, and smite your way through the campaign with the weirdest combos ever! Divine anger
September 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Multiclass Madness (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) #dungeonsanddragons #gamingsongs #dndtiktok #fantasytok #dndsongs 💪🧙 Barbarian/Wizard? Cleric/Barbarian? Druid/Warlock? Paladin/Warlock? Smash, heal, and smite your way through the campaign with the weirdest combos ever! Divine anger
Unlimited Power (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 👑⚡ With a Palpatine grin, the wizard screams “UNLIMITED POWER!” and the whole table knows things are about to get unhinged. Storms run through their veins, thunder fills the battlefield with dread, and enemies aren’t just defeated—they’re
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Unlimited Power (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 👑⚡ With a Palpatine grin, the wizard screams “UNLIMITED POWER!” and the whole table knows things are about to get unhinged. Storms run through their veins, thunder fills the battlefield with dread, and enemies aren’t just defeated—they’re
I'm Not Your Healbot (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 💥⛪ In the opening of “I’m Not Your Healbot”, the cleric has had enough. Every battle it’s the same—party members bleeding out, screaming for heals—while they’re sitting on holy fire and divine wrath. This verse flips the script: the cleric
September 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm Not Your Healbot (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 💥⛪ In the opening of “I’m Not Your Healbot”, the cleric has had enough. Every battle it’s the same—party members bleeding out, screaming for heals—while they’re sitting on holy fire and divine wrath. This verse flips the script: the cleric
Let's Solve All Our Problems with Magic and Violence (Dungeons and Dragons Adult Song) #fantasytok #dndtiktok #dungeonsanddragons #gamingsongs 🍻🏆 Raise your mug to the wildest adventurers around! Our legend lives on as the maniacs who solve every problem with magic and blades. Sing along and
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Let's Solve All Our Problems with Magic and Violence (Dungeons and Dragons Adult Song) #fantasytok #dndtiktok #dungeonsanddragons #gamingsongs 🍻🏆 Raise your mug to the wildest adventurers around! Our legend lives on as the maniacs who solve every problem with magic and blades. Sing along and
Sometimes You Gotta Backstab (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⚖️💀 The paladin’s preaching and the cultists are summoning demons, but I’m not here for a debate. While everyone else is pleading for peace, my dagger’s writing the final chapter in this necromancer’s story. Sometimes, justice comes
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sometimes You Gotta Backstab (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⚖️💀 The paladin’s preaching and the cultists are summoning demons, but I’m not here for a debate. While everyone else is pleading for peace, my dagger’s writing the final chapter in this necromancer’s story. Sometimes, justice comes
Fireball 🔥🧨🎆 (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) Stuck in a crypt with nothing but kobolds and a useless cleric? Light it up with arcane dynamite! Our wizard isn’t sneaking or healing—he’s dropping Fireball and burning down the coast.
September 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fireball 🔥🧨🎆 (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) Stuck in a crypt with nothing but kobolds and a useless cleric? Light it up with arcane dynamite! Our wizard isn’t sneaking or healing—he’s dropping Fireball and burning down the coast.
My Favored Enemy is You (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🩸😈 The second verse of “My Favored Enemy is You” dives deeper into the twisted hunt. The ranger marks his prey with a grin, savoring every scream and curse. No matter how much the target begs or crawls, the song makes it clear—the game
September 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My Favored Enemy is You (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🩸😈 The second verse of “My Favored Enemy is You” dives deeper into the twisted hunt. The ranger marks his prey with a grin, savoring every scream and curse. No matter how much the target begs or crawls, the song makes it clear—the game
Dragonborn Reign Supreme (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🔧 Gnomes tinker and build, but their gadgets break when a seven-foot Dragonborn beast steps in! Any class, any time—my swagger’s the Gnome’s funeral feast. #dndtiktok #fantasytok #dungonsanddragons #dndsongs
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dragonborn Reign Supreme (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🔧 Gnomes tinker and build, but their gadgets break when a seven-foot Dragonborn beast steps in! Any class, any time—my swagger’s the Gnome’s funeral feast. #dndtiktok #fantasytok #dungonsanddragons #dndsongs
Hammers Fall (D&D Dwarven Battle March Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⛰️🔥 The opening verse of “Hammers Fall” sets the stage for war. Dwarves march through stone and fire, axes gleaming in the sun, as the mountain shakes with the sound of warhorns. The earth itself trembles, because when the hammers
September 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hammers Fall (D&D Dwarven Battle March Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⛰️🔥 The opening verse of “Hammers Fall” sets the stage for war. Dwarves march through stone and fire, axes gleaming in the sun, as the mountain shakes with the sound of warhorns. The earth itself trembles, because when the hammers
Rule of Cool (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⚔️🐉 The opening verse of “Rule of Cool” throws you straight into the madness of a D&D table where style matters more than rules. The paladin’s horse doesn’t just walk—it kicks down the dungeon door. The rogue doesn’t sneak—he backflips straight to
September 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Rule of Cool (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⚔️🐉 The opening verse of “Rule of Cool” throws you straight into the madness of a D&D table where style matters more than rules. The paladin’s horse doesn’t just walk—it kicks down the dungeon door. The rogue doesn’t sneak—he backflips straight to
I Build Things (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🐔💨 This is where “I Build Things” goes completely off the rails. The gnome straps a cannon to a chicken, teaches a teapot to breathe gas, and calls it art. Madness and creativity blur into one, and every invention becomes a masterpiece of
September 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I Build Things (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🐔💨 This is where “I Build Things” goes completely off the rails. The gnome straps a cannon to a chicken, teaches a teapot to breathe gas, and calls it art. Madness and creativity blur into one, and every invention becomes a masterpiece of
This Combat is Taking Forever 🐲⏳(Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song)This fight’s been raging for what feels like eternity—my patience is gone, the DM’s buried in dusty tomes, and nobody at the table seems to notice the time. My half-elf’s bored out of her mind.
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This Combat is Taking Forever 🐲⏳(Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song)This fight’s been raging for what feels like eternity—my patience is gone, the DM’s buried in dusty tomes, and nobody at the table seems to notice the time. My half-elf’s bored out of her mind.
Unlimited Limited Power (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⚡🎶 Verse two of “Unlimited Power” dives into the spellbook and pulls out every electric trick in the arsenal. Chain lightning bounces like a drunk at a rave, shocking grasp sends enemies straight to the grave, witch bolt clings like a
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Unlimited Limited Power (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. ⚡🎶 Verse two of “Unlimited Power” dives into the spellbook and pulls out every electric trick in the arsenal. Chain lightning bounces like a drunk at a rave, shocking grasp sends enemies straight to the grave, witch bolt clings like a
Hammers Fall (D&D Battle Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🏆⚒️ The finale of “Hammers Fall” is victory made song. The battle is won, the foes lie broken, and the shadows are gone. Stone endures, dwarves stand tall, and the world will always remember when hammers fall. This is the triumphant close—a
September 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hammers Fall (D&D Battle Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🏆⚒️ The finale of “Hammers Fall” is victory made song. The battle is won, the foes lie broken, and the shadows are gone. Stone endures, dwarves stand tall, and the world will always remember when hammers fall. This is the triumphant close—a
Meet My Flurry of Blows (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) 🥋💥 Meet my Flurry of Blows, motherfucker! Monk power in full swing—ki flowing wild, fists flying fast, and one Quivering Palm to snatch your heart!
September 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Meet My Flurry of Blows (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) 🥋💥 Meet my Flurry of Blows, motherfucker! Monk power in full swing—ki flowing wild, fists flying fast, and one Quivering Palm to snatch your heart!
Total Party Kill (Funny Adult Dungeons and Dragons Songs) #gamingsongs #fantasytok #dndtiktok #dungeonsanddragons ⚡🖕 You thought you could run wild, break every rule, and face no consequences? Think again! The DM’s wrath is unleashed—every trap, every beast, every twist is a big middle finger to
September 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Total Party Kill (Funny Adult Dungeons and Dragons Songs) #gamingsongs #fantasytok #dndtiktok #dungeonsanddragons ⚡🖕 You thought you could run wild, break every rule, and face no consequences? Think again! The DM’s wrath is unleashed—every trap, every beast, every twist is a big middle finger to
DM Says It's Magic (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🧙♂️😂 Get ready for more D&D chaos in the second verse and chorus of “DM Says It’s Magic!” When the wizard’s spellbook is in crayon, the villain’s a kobold overlord, and the fighter’s sword turns into a talking eel, you know the DM’s gone
September 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
DM Says It's Magic (Funny D&D Song) - Full Song in Bio. 🧙♂️😂 Get ready for more D&D chaos in the second verse and chorus of “DM Says It’s Magic!” When the wizard’s spellbook is in crayon, the villain’s a kobold overlord, and the fighter’s sword turns into a talking eel, you know the DM’s gone
Paladin's Gotta Smite Our Fun (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) ✅🗡️ The rogue’s sneaking through the tavern, ready to nab some ale, but the paladin storms in with holy scriptures and shiny armor, shutting down her scheme. Can’t a rogue get
September 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Paladin's Gotta Smite Our Fun (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song) ✅🗡️ The rogue’s sneaking through the tavern, ready to nab some ale, but the paladin storms in with holy scriptures and shiny armor, shutting down her scheme. Can’t a rogue get