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Twirl
@twirl.bsky.social
40-something. Florida. Hawaiian. Married. Nerd. Substance abuse intervention professional. Believes leggings are pants.

Here for health care, gaming, screaming into the void.

Diabetic. Endometriosis. ADHD.

Agender. Bi/ace. They/Them.
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The people who are saying they didn't know Green Day was political clearly know nothing about Green Day.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
17 years into forever.

Reality is a hard place to be right now, but doing it by your side makes it all worth it. I love you more.
February 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This should be a Warframe achievement. I couldn't have done this on purpose if I wanted to.
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Next week, Preludes 13 brings major combat improvements focused on responsiveness, fluidity, camera physics, weapon impact sounds, and more.

Join the Envoys helping shape Soulframe - become a Founder today: slfr.me/founders
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This is the quintessential Soulframe experience. Welcome!
Tried Soulframe today! It's really damn good!! Done a couple of dungeon thingys... Raided some camps! Smashed some barrels. Got my arse handed to me by a giant dude in heavy armour.

Will spend the whole weekend exploring the map! 😍

#Soulframe
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Soulframe Pro Tip: When attacking a large camp, especially if under-leveled, make sure you count the archers. You will not have a good time if you do not count the archers.

Source: Did not count the archers....
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I wish Avakot called me "Thunder Thighs" instead of "Big Legs." At least I'd feel thicc.

#Soulframe
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Quick question for the Warframe crowd:

I was looking over my 2025 Year in Review during the devstream today and noticed my most played defense node was "Blackout."

...uh, does anyone know what that is?
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Twirl: 0
Car door handle: 1
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Happy Penguin Awareness Day from another lifetime.
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I think I may have unlocked a new level of ADHD.

I'm eating a small bowl of baby carrots and I keep taking a bite out of one, putting it down, forgetting I started a carrot, grabbing a new one, and doing it again. I just looked down at a bowl of half-eaten baby carrots.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 AM
A fun part of diabetes a lot of people don't talk about is getting woken up by an alarm at 3:30 in the morning that says, it doesn't matter how tired you are, if you don't shove some grapes in your mouth RIGHT NOW, you'll die. 🤷
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Wanna know what an elbow that's three months out from major nerve surgery feels like during wet, near-freezing weather?

...no. No you don't. 😭
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My internet just hiccupped while I was playing Warframe, failing my Descendia run on floor 17, losing all my Ignia, AND erasing the Insigna/Servio challenge I had completed.

I am salt and salt is me.
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Dear Wawa,

I don't think my coffee this morning was sugar free.
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Honestly, this looks like one of my better days....
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Did they turn on the LHC today? Did I accidentally stumble into Narnia from my closet?

First, I got a reply to an IT ticket I put in at work... on September 3.

Then, I got an email with "tips for the new year" from a job I left in 2018.

Something wibbly-wobbly is going on here.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Apparently, 3% of Americans believe they could beat a grizzly bear unarmed.

I am definitely part of that 3%. I could absolutely demolish them at, like, chess. Or probably mini-golf. Not sure how being armed would even help, honestly.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just got the annual reminder urging me to use the rest of my FSA before the new year.

...friends, I have seven cents left.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm sick, my car almost got towed, and I fell off a curb. What a week... and it's only Tuesday morning.
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The best thing any game has ever done to teach me target priority is when Warframe added Jade Light Eximus.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
........I don't think that's a fox.
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
HI FRIENDS! We're having a bit of a cold snap... while it's admittedly only Florida-level cold, wanna guess how good it feels less than two months out from nerve surgery on a major joint? 🙃😭
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Last year, The Game Awards got Drunk Harrison Ford. This year, they upgraded to Fanboy Jason Momoa.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM