Twirl
@twirl.bsky.social
40-something. Florida. Hawaiian. Married. Nerd. Substance abuse intervention professional. Believes leggings are pants.
Here for health care, gaming, screaming into the void.
Diabetic. Endometriosis. ADHD.
Agender. Bi/ace. They/Them.
Here for health care, gaming, screaming into the void.
Diabetic. Endometriosis. ADHD.
Agender. Bi/ace. They/Them.
Juat realized I have to update my plethora of online bios that have described me as "30-something" for the last decade. Send help.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Juat realized I have to update my plethora of online bios that have described me as "30-something" for the last decade. Send help.
Come play Soulframe, we've got zooted-out beavers on the log-in screen and other delights!
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Come play Soulframe, we've got zooted-out beavers on the log-in screen and other delights!
Important question for those in the field:
Is it a "counseling cardigan" or a "social work sweater?"
Is it a "counseling cardigan" or a "social work sweater?"
a little girl in an orange sweater is playing with her hands
ALT: a little girl in an orange sweater is playing with her hands
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Important question for those in the field:
Is it a "counseling cardigan" or a "social work sweater?"
Is it a "counseling cardigan" or a "social work sweater?"
Good news - with 15 minutes left in the first quarter, the Gators are still keeping Tennessee at bay.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Good news - with 15 minutes left in the first quarter, the Gators are still keeping Tennessee at bay.
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Wylds rise from dolmens cold. Oscelda, Tethren, and Sirin, all.
Take up their pacts, Envoy, become a Soulframe Founder starting November 25: soulframe.com/en/founders
Take up their pacts, Envoy, become a Soulframe Founder starting November 25: soulframe.com/en/founders
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wylds rise from dolmens cold. Oscelda, Tethren, and Sirin, all.
Take up their pacts, Envoy, become a Soulframe Founder starting November 25: soulframe.com/en/founders
Take up their pacts, Envoy, become a Soulframe Founder starting November 25: soulframe.com/en/founders
I've only been using OTC meds for pain control for awhile now. I decided to see if I could go without any help today.
The fact I'm posting about it at 3am should tell you how that went.
The fact I'm posting about it at 3am should tell you how that went.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I've only been using OTC meds for pain control for awhile now. I decided to see if I could go without any help today.
The fact I'm posting about it at 3am should tell you how that went.
The fact I'm posting about it at 3am should tell you how that went.
Internet comment of the night: "Tdap is not for tetanus and whooping cough, it's for tetanus and pertussis."
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Internet comment of the night: "Tdap is not for tetanus and whooping cough, it's for tetanus and pertussis."
I'm in the hardest part of the surgery lead-up now... seven days without NSAIDs. My headaches better behave. (They won't.)
October 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm in the hardest part of the surgery lead-up now... seven days without NSAIDs. My headaches better behave. (They won't.)
Just referred to Charlie Kirk as "some podcaster" and BOY are they BIG MAD.
October 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just referred to Charlie Kirk as "some podcaster" and BOY are they BIG MAD.
In solidarity with the US Federal Government, I, too, will be shutting down.
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In solidarity with the US Federal Government, I, too, will be shutting down.
Them: We finally agreed vaccines don't cause autism!
Us: Finally! Now can we -
Them: It's pregnant women taking Tylenol.
Us: *rubbing temples* You do mean acetaminophen, at least, right?
Them: No. We didn't get enough money from Kenvue when they split off of Johnson & Johnson, so it's Tylenol.
Us: Finally! Now can we -
Them: It's pregnant women taking Tylenol.
Us: *rubbing temples* You do mean acetaminophen, at least, right?
Them: No. We didn't get enough money from Kenvue when they split off of Johnson & Johnson, so it's Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Them: We finally agreed vaccines don't cause autism!
Us: Finally! Now can we -
Them: It's pregnant women taking Tylenol.
Us: *rubbing temples* You do mean acetaminophen, at least, right?
Them: No. We didn't get enough money from Kenvue when they split off of Johnson & Johnson, so it's Tylenol.
Us: Finally! Now can we -
Them: It's pregnant women taking Tylenol.
Us: *rubbing temples* You do mean acetaminophen, at least, right?
Them: No. We didn't get enough money from Kenvue when they split off of Johnson & Johnson, so it's Tylenol.
Out of context political commentary.
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Out of context political commentary.
If anyone has pyrotechnics at my funeral, I'm coming RIGHT BACK to haunt allllll y'all, just so we're clear.
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If anyone has pyrotechnics at my funeral, I'm coming RIGHT BACK to haunt allllll y'all, just so we're clear.
Alexa, play "Strange Fruit."
No reason.
No reason.
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Alexa, play "Strange Fruit."
No reason.
No reason.
You ever have one of those headaches that makes you think they might have been onto something with trepanning....
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You ever have one of those headaches that makes you think they might have been onto something with trepanning....
When you're Hawaiian and Spam and eggs.
(That's it. That's the post.)
(That's it. That's the post.)
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When you're Hawaiian and Spam and eggs.
(That's it. That's the post.)
(That's it. That's the post.)
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1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.
Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.
WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.
WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Press Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's Shooting
Yesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.
Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.
WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.
WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
brb changing my Soulframe username from "twirlandswirl" to "rumpandthump"
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
brb changing my Soulframe username from "twirlandswirl" to "rumpandthump"
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We don't want to scare you, but 'intimidate' comes from 'timid.'
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We don't want to scare you, but 'intimidate' comes from 'timid.'
Me: I'll go for a short walk at work to clear my mind.
My blood sugar: BISH U THOUGHT
My blood sugar: BISH U THOUGHT
September 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me: I'll go for a short walk at work to clear my mind.
My blood sugar: BISH U THOUGHT
My blood sugar: BISH U THOUGHT
Stayed up late watching the foosball and now reality and I are not on speaking terms.
September 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Stayed up late watching the foosball and now reality and I are not on speaking terms.
Me, yelling at the screen during the Green Bay game: "TURN DOWN YOUR ISO!"
(Am I doing it right?)
(Am I doing it right?)
September 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me, yelling at the screen during the Green Bay game: "TURN DOWN YOUR ISO!"
(Am I doing it right?)
(Am I doing it right?)
I mean, when you really think about, who among us ISN'T an FBI informant?
September 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I mean, when you really think about, who among us ISN'T an FBI informant?
Yes, the reason I'm not going to Cancun for #PokemonGO City Safari is because the day passes are too expensive. That's the only reason. Thanks, Niantic.
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yes, the reason I'm not going to Cancun for #PokemonGO City Safari is because the day passes are too expensive. That's the only reason. Thanks, Niantic.