the extremely low-intensity horror of a wet floor sign set up on a perfectly dry floor

Flag football will be fun to watch but I'm already incredibly hype for T20 cricket. Fits my Goldilocks zone of "sport that is not frequently shown in the U.S., has rules most Americans don't fully understand and looks kinda silly but still gets intense" (see: curling) theathletic.com/4945687/2023...

things I just said to my coworker that should probably just be my company bio: “if you want my spreadsheets, you have to deal with my puns.”

honestly, Peyton Manning taking a huge sniff of a chunk of French bread and wistfully saying “Ahh, Paris” is the best possible way to kick off the NFL season

successfully remembered to put coffee grounds in my coffeemaker today, unlike yesterday

life’s all about celebrating the small victories

there are currently eight soap dispensers in my office’s restroom for three sinks

If you have a moment the next few days, please give a read to our latest project, on books challenged in Iowa schools: https://www.desmoinesregister.com/in-depth/news/education/2023/08/17/despite-60-books-challenged-in-iowa-schools-new-state-law-could-ban-hundreds-more-senate-file-496/70443798007/