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Medication Vibration #rhetoricalbandname
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Second Aid Kit #rhetoricalbandname
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Marshmallow Menorah #rhetoricalbandname
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hebrew Sutherland #rhetoricalbandname
August 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
April 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just waiting for Trump to get onto some shit about Africa so The Daily Show can use the headline “Lyin’ King”
March 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
March 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Microwaved Phish (a cover band) #rhetoricalbandname (but that probably already exists)
March 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(The) New York Nocturnal #rhetoricalbandname
February 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Transparent confetti #rhetoricalbandname (my first one on Bluesky!)
February 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That's the owner of the Eagles? He looks like the illegitimate love child of James Caan and David Krumholtz in old guy makeup #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So is it just me or is the Super Bowl not a prime destination for advertising like it used to be? #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The fat lady ain't singing yet but she sure as shit is doing that voice warmup from Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Harrison Ford is right. We all know that freedom costs $1.05. Or the price of a Wrangler hybrid, apparently #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think he Hurts their feelings #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Of course KC missed that one — no conversions allowed in Trump's America, and they simp for him #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
is this cause the groundskeeper guy painted chefs in their end zone again #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
PATRICK "GONNA HAVE TO SELL" MA HOMES #SBLIX (but seriously keep your real estate the world is doomed)
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'M RUNNING OUT OF EVIL LAUGH TO LAUGH #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Obesity is America's biggest epidemic." I'll tell you what's obese: the Eagles' score against KC but Andy Reid the one feeling the diabeetus #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tongue ad, mustache ad, "fleshy cowboy head" ad. These ad campaigns brought to you by the remnants of Planned Parenthood #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Imagine being the disgruntled fan featured on the Super Bowl broadcast when they go to/from commercial, just the face of disappointment for all of history #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mahomes' favorite Simpson must be Lisa because apparently he REALLY LOVES SACKS HAHAHA #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Getting Uncle Sam Jackson to add commentary (and the commentary itself) is just inspired #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Two quarters of football thus far and the most intense thing has been the Angel Soft piss timer don't count down for me you cherubic chonch #SBLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM