turtlyburtly
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my first bill as a member of congress will be the Billionaires: Excess Holdings and Extraneous Asset Divestiture Act, which will seek to really level the playing field
the thing about amazon is, the company does not care. they will do 1000 superficial things (give away bananas, put up holiday lights in denny park) but those cost them a rounding error
amazon is evil and i look forward to karma
amazon is evil and i look forward to karma
Amazon has laid off 30,000 corporate employees over the past 3 months. Each of these is a person whose life was suddenly ripped apart.
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
the thing about amazon is, the company does not care. they will do 1000 superficial things (give away bananas, put up holiday lights in denny park) but those cost them a rounding error
amazon is evil and i look forward to karma
amazon is evil and i look forward to karma
the universe is so small
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
the universe is so small
jesus fucking christ
holy f*ck
*MICROSOFT: 45% OF COMMERCIAL RPO DRIVEN BY OPENAI COMMITMENTS
*MICROSOFT: 45% OF COMMERCIAL RPO DRIVEN BY OPENAI COMMITMENTS
*MICROSOFT 2Q REV. $81.27B, EST. $80.31B
*MICROSOFT 2Q INTELLIGENT CLOUD REV. $32.91B, EST. $32.39B
*MICROSOFT 2Q AZURE & OTHER CLOUD REV EX-FX +38%, EST. +38%
*MICROSOFT 2Q INTELLIGENT CLOUD REV. $32.91B, EST. $32.39B
*MICROSOFT 2Q AZURE & OTHER CLOUD REV EX-FX +38%, EST. +38%
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
jesus fucking christ
as amazon gives up on its grocery store innovation it's important to remember that they were mostly just fucking lying? they mostly just paid people in india to watch you shop
amazon is truly innovative in all the ways it's a shitty corporation
www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just...
amazon is truly innovative in all the ways it's a shitty corporation
www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just...
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
as amazon gives up on its grocery store innovation it's important to remember that they were mostly just fucking lying? they mostly just paid people in india to watch you shop
amazon is truly innovative in all the ways it's a shitty corporation
www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just...
amazon is truly innovative in all the ways it's a shitty corporation
www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just...
it's hard to offer a more damning critique of bruce harrell than bruce harrell does himself in this passage
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January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
it's hard to offer a more damning critique of bruce harrell than bruce harrell does himself in this passage
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
it can be true that rand paul is a piece of shit and also that marco rubio is, in this instance, an infinitely slimier and more worthless piece of shit
RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 PM
it can be true that rand paul is a piece of shit and also that marco rubio is, in this instance, an infinitely slimier and more worthless piece of shit
amazon is an evil company and occasionally also very incompetent
Amazon exec accidentally sends layoff email a day early. Now people know there are layoffs but now need to wait until the official date to know if they were affected.
How stressful.
How stressful.
Amazon inadvertently announces cloud unit layoffs in email to employees
Amazon sent a notice out to staffers in an apparent error acknowledging "organizational changes" at the company.
www.cnbc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
amazon is an evil company and occasionally also very incompetent
does, uh, committing indecent exposure inside this property violate the terms of their lease
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
does, uh, committing indecent exposure inside this property violate the terms of their lease
rich mccormick strikes me as the kind of guy who would still be arguing that vietnam and china were allies in 1973
Rep. Rich McCormick on Minnesota: "You may have a small portion that try to politicize this and demonize those forces, just like we got demonized in Vietnam"
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
rich mccormick strikes me as the kind of guy who would still be arguing that vietnam and china were allies in 1973
those knives are starting to look a little longer and the night is beginning to fall, eh
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president"
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
those knives are starting to look a little longer and the night is beginning to fall, eh
bob kettle makes seattle 5% less safe just by being here
At full council, the first commenter denounced Councilmember Bob Kettle's decision to allow the prosecutor to display unredacted, identifiable photos of raped and brutalized women and graphically describe their abuse, listing objects men penetrated them with and using terms like "cum dumpster."
The King County Prosecutor's Office is currently doing an exceptionally exploitative presentation about sex trafficking to the Seattle City Council that includes slides of identifiable bloodied, brutalized women and identifiable women who are nude or nearly nude.
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
bob kettle makes seattle 5% less safe just by being here
darth vader backs a boycott of cantinas on tattooine, noting a rapid decline in safety standards
Former FIFA president Sepp Blatter is backing a proposed fan boycott of World Cup matches in the United States because of the conduct of President Trump and his administration at home and abroad. n.pr/4t3yQtH
Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in U.S.
Former FIFA president Sepp Blatter is backing a proposed fan boycott of World Cup matches in the United States because of the conduct of President Trump and his administration at home and abroad.
n.pr
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
darth vader backs a boycott of cantinas on tattooine, noting a rapid decline in safety standards
holy shit read this whole thread from @ericacbarnett.bsky.social
absolutely shame on the king county prosecutor's office, shame on every single member of seattle city council that allowed this to proceed
absolutely shame on the king county prosecutor's office, shame on every single member of seattle city council that allowed this to proceed
The King County Prosecutor's Office is currently doing an exceptionally exploitative presentation about sex trafficking to the Seattle City Council that includes slides of identifiable bloodied, brutalized women and identifiable women who are nude or nearly nude.
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
holy shit read this whole thread from @ericacbarnett.bsky.social
absolutely shame on the king county prosecutor's office, shame on every single member of seattle city council that allowed this to proceed
absolutely shame on the king county prosecutor's office, shame on every single member of seattle city council that allowed this to proceed
imagining a better world where the prior assumptions of our media and political figures included the very, very basic premise that LAW ENFORCEMENT LIES ALL THE TIME
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
imagining a better world where the prior assumptions of our media and political figures included the very, very basic premise that LAW ENFORCEMENT LIES ALL THE TIME
bud grant coming back to life to slap the shit out of paul allen
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 AM
bud grant coming back to life to slap the shit out of paul allen
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Don't worry, I've got you.
Rest in Peace, Alex.
Beautiful street art tribute by Topsy, is located right outside the Swedish Medical Center (First Hill Campus) in Seattle, Washington.
Rest in Peace, Alex.
Beautiful street art tribute by Topsy, is located right outside the Swedish Medical Center (First Hill Campus) in Seattle, Washington.
January 26, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Don't worry, I've got you.
Rest in Peace, Alex.
Beautiful street art tribute by Topsy, is located right outside the Swedish Medical Center (First Hill Campus) in Seattle, Washington.
Rest in Peace, Alex.
Beautiful street art tribute by Topsy, is located right outside the Swedish Medical Center (First Hill Campus) in Seattle, Washington.
is the new seattle data privacy training video ai-generated content? @amysundberg.bsky.social 👀
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
is the new seattle data privacy training video ai-generated content? @amysundberg.bsky.social 👀
if i have any followers who work at apple feel free to tell tim cook that even that cancer-riddled toilet-bathing corpse of steve jobs has less fashy stank on him at this point
January 26, 2026 at 9:39 PM
if i have any followers who work at apple feel free to tell tim cook that even that cancer-riddled toilet-bathing corpse of steve jobs has less fashy stank on him at this point
a judge with balls would drag barnes in and make him answer for this practice in the courtroom
A judge just issued a partial (but significant) ruling against the Seattle Police Department in the Seattle Times' lawsuit challenging SPD's "grouping" policy, in which SPD refuses to work on more than one records request at a time, giving false "placeholder" dates for every subsequent request.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
a judge with balls would drag barnes in and make him answer for this practice in the courtroom
hey @cnn.com can you clarify what district charlie kirk represented thanks
www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/p...
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
hey @cnn.com can you clarify what district charlie kirk represented thanks
www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/p...
bari “budd dwyer” weiss
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
bari “budd dwyer” weiss
who’s looking forward to swan lake fridays with tony dokoupil
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 AM
who’s looking forward to swan lake fridays with tony dokoupil
1. everyone was gonna boo
2. maybe he’s too sick and it would be too obvious
2. maybe he’s too sick and it would be too obvious
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
1. everyone was gonna boo
2. maybe he’s too sick and it would be too obvious
2. maybe he’s too sick and it would be too obvious
this is great AND it should not fall on the coach whose father was assassinated to be the only management figure to speak out
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
this is great AND it should not fall on the coach whose father was assassinated to be the only management figure to speak out
a trump appointed federal judge in mn granted this restraining order against dhs agencies almost immediately fwiw
A federal judge issues a restraining order against the feds, barring them from "destroying or altering evidence"
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 AM
a trump appointed federal judge in mn granted this restraining order against dhs agencies almost immediately fwiw