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turtlethedj.bsky.social
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@turtlethedj.bsky.social
A swag friend
Business casual Luffy
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People
October 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers
October 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Soooooo offline with cup and ball
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gay T’Win!
July 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already)
June 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love Baja Blast and also my husband
June 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed)
June 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Tournament ready
May 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Methinks it’s true…. Kevon is the greatest…
May 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :)
April 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle
April 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push
March 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet
March 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
March 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person
March 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Meow meow, meow meow meow
March 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I got this at the Marriott Marquis last weekend in Chicago and need help identifying the pink vegetable/fruit. PLEASE HELP!
March 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I gotta get out of the cafe before I overhear the sexual part of this girls date she’s telling her friend about. I must stay pure!!!!!!!! #purity
February 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When we were at the hottest club in America last night, kevon told me that I would need to take less breaks if I did less karate in my dancing
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Spoink! Kamahl!
February 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Kevon and I probably got married because we both like Album by Girls
February 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reminding Kevon here and there I’m entitled to half of his magic cards in the event of divorce.
February 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM