I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Your word of the decade: Kakistocracy.

In the end, the only thing the MAGA people have is a talent for destroying beautiful things that other people love.

They can't make anything. They can't protect anything. They're just dirty, angry little bullies pulling the wings off butterflies because they can't be beautiful themselves.

There's going to be a celebration of life for Heph Adams at Noisebridge on Saturday afternoon, March 8th.

So listen. When someone calls you "Mister" or "Ms" or whatever, they're setting a formality distance. A boundary. When you insist they use your first name instead - "Mister N is my Dad" - you're refusing to abide by their boundary. That's not friendly behavior.

[Unpopular Opinion Day] 1. The continuing unwillingness of the American Left to articulate a real vision of success that's compatible with moral rectitude is going to keep us from ever winning the hearts and minds of young men. Most people aren't dreaming of their own private off-grid chicken ranch.

i can't shake the feeling that post malone is just shia labeouf playing some sort of andy kaufman-esque cultural long con

"Faster than light?"

"Anything can be achieved," the alien's translation device said, "by balancing the four fundamental chkoi."

"You mean gravity, electromagnetism, and the nuclear forces?"

"No, the fundamental chkoi."

"What are they?"

"Spite, tiredness, hope, and 'fuck it'."

#MicroFiction