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Working in the intersection of data science & cyber security / I know more about x509 and TLS than your average person out walking their cat / I collect hobbies like other people collect comic books. turbocodr on that other site
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A bit of an intro to me. I work in data science and cyber security research, but don’t post much about that because companies don’t like sharing and also I always doubt myself. My hobby is collecting hobbies and love nothing more than going deep into a new thing. Most of what I’ll post will be that
A friend who is now building agentic systems described the work as ..."neither data nor science. It's just gaslighting the AI into believing it's capable of doing that task and flipping when it hallucinates"
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Obviously Vance remembers nothing about being in the military. They eat that shit like candy
So... now MAGA is at war with both acetaminophen *and* ibuprofen?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Picked up this book tonight, originally written in the 1800s. The Introduction is 11 pages long going on and on about “kids these days want to use shortcuts (color pencils) and don’t want to put in the effort to get good at something”

Kids these days…
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Age yourself with gaming

Load Runner was one of my first games
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m pretty happy with how this turned out. Playing with shadows and different “values” to show contrast. My angels of depth are still wonky but it’s getting better
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Continuing to work on my drawing skills. I’m happy with how I’m drawing bark and I’m starting to figure out shading a bit. But I’ve got foliage pads without obvious branches which looks odd.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’ve got a perennial mint patch and one of my favorite things is cleaning up all the woody branches in the fall. The wood smells so sweet and minty. Its like the best mojito ever
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did some fall maintenance on my Japanese maple. I think I want cut the left trunk 1 node shorter eventually, and next year I’ll cut the main trunk stump back flush with the bottom of the left trunk. This one has 5-6 years to develop before it’s in good shape #bonsai
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
First time making cioppino. It’s pretty good but not quite to the level of what I want. Gonna have to keep working on it
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"For the longest time writing was more expensive than reading. If you encountered a body of written text you could be sure that at the very least a human spent some time writing it down. The text used to have an innate proof-of-thought a basic token of humanity"
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It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich
Feeding slop is an act of war
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November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Did a bit of tweaking to get more movement in the branches and to align the branch movement with the truck
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Amazon's Day 1 Culture == "Meh, that's good enough"
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Working in Databricks makes me feel like Amazon AWS is just lazy. Databricks is what cloud computing should be but AWS just said fuck it, let’s just piss people off as a business model
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I love general data science and modeling, but I really dig C2 beaconing and could be happy focusing totally on C2 detection methods. There are so many different ways to obfuscate traffic patterns and I love the challenge
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Late fall wiring maintenance on my Norway Maple. I’m trying to embrace the out and up approach for styling maples. Kinda excited to see it next spring with new foliage #bonsai
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m in a black lambo kind of mood #lazerpunk
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Black Lambo
YouTube video by Lazerpunk - Topic
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November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’d rather not go to Starbucks but when every option for warm food at an airport has 30 people in line and I can mobile order food in 5 min at Starbucks, 5 min wins every time
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Found out this weekend that my grandmother dated Gene Autry for a little bit. The dude was was one of the fathers of country music
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Parmesan rinds make almost any soup or tomato based sauce better
tfw you remember to add the parmesan rinds you’ve been saving to your chicken stock
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Found this cute little small town NY Italian restaurant that’s been about for 93 years
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This week has been long, stressful, a lot of work, and I’ve slept like shit. Last night I got 9 hours which I haven’t done in practically a decade
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
you aren't officially cleaning the gutters if it's not 40F and raining
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Booo!
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM